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Yakima Washington Bikini Baristas Survive Attempted City Council Crackdown

2:31 am EST February 19th, 2010 | Uncategorized | 4 Comments

FREEDOM!

Despite concerns about pole dances and Five Dollar Hollers, the Yakima City Council decided today against taking further action against coffee stands featuring scantily clad baristas.

During a special meeting at City Hall, the council debated the wisdom of applying the city’s new adult business ordinance to coffee stands or any other businesses that engage in ‘adult sales practices.’

The meeting was scheduled in response to police reports of pole dancing and $5 ‘booty shakes’ offered at so-called sexpresso stands. There are four in Yakima and one in Union Gap.

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Man Tried To Buy Crack With Credit Card

6:49 pm EST February 8th, 2010 | Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Maybe the banks are right to continue restricting credit

Authorities said a man accused of stealing a car then reporting it stolen remains in custody after telling police he was robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy crack cocaine with a credit card. The Flint Journal said the man reported Thursday night that a 2003 Chevy Malibu had been stolen.

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VIDEO: 3 Legged Bear Walks Upright Like Humans

4:10 pm EST February 8th, 2010 | Uncategorized | 13 Comments

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86 Year Old Indian Official In Sex Scandal

1:50 am EST December 27th, 2009 | Uncategorized | 8 Comments

Without a doubt the most important story of this week.

The 86-year-old governor of a southern Indian state resigned, a day after a television news channel broadcast a tape allegedly showing him in bed with three women.

Pressure mounted on Gov. Narain Dutt Tiwari to quit after the tape allegedly showing him in bed with three women was broadcast Friday, prompting the opposition and women’s right groups to hold street protests in Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh’s state capital, demanding his resignation.

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Flasher Gets Hit By Car

10:31 am EST December 16th, 2009 | Uncategorized | 4 Comments

Failure, all around.

A WOMAN who flashed her breasts at motorists ended up distracting one driver so much he ran her over.

Cherelle Dudfield, 18, rolled over the car’s bonnet and hit the windscreen but escaped serious injury.

The New Zealand teenager was later arrested and has now admitted disorderly behaviour.

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Snohomish County, WA Must Nip Its Bikini Barista Issue In The Bud

8:21 am EST November 30th, 2009 | Uncategorized | 8 Comments

barney fife

Not the end or the beginning, but the beginning of the end.

A licensing ordinance would brand businesses adult entertainment if baristas bare too much flesh. The county also is considering a tougher version of its criminal law on lewd conduct. The new rules would apply to all businesses, not just the ones peddling cups of Joe.

‘We are urging council members to vote for both of these ordinances, because we believe they address the totality of the situation, not just law enforcement,’ said Shahram Hadian, who has organized local opposition to risque stands. ‘They are adult businesses. They are operating as such, and should be regulated as such.’

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Mussolini’s Brain Stolen, Put Up For Sale On Ebay

3:46 am EST November 21st, 2009 | Uncategorized | 4 Comments

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Alessandra Mussolini, a former showgirl turned MP, said she immediately informed the police when she found out.

The listing, on auction site Ebay, reportedly showed images of a wooden container and ampoules of blood.

Ebay, which does not allow the sale of human matter on its site, said that the listing was removed within hours.

The initial price requested for the material was 15,000 euros ($22,000; £13,000).

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Video: “One Regular, One Indian”

5:17 pm EST August 13th, 2009 | Uncategorized | 10 Comments

This makes my head hurt. I comfort myself with the thought that it might not be real. I hope.

If it is real, it’s a pretty good example of what orthodox religion screws up in people.

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Cops: Brazilian TV Host Killed Rivals For Ratings

2:04 am EST August 13th, 2009 | Uncategorized | 7 Comments

Nobody give Bill O’Reilly any ideas please.

Souza, a state legislator and former host of a police TV show called ‘Canal Livre,’ also was a drug trafficker, officials say. And to get rid of the competition — and drive up ratings — he would order that criminal rivals be killed and then would have his camera crews arrive first on the scene, authorities say.

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Every Kids Show Needs A Yoga Practitioner And A Rasta Rooster

5:54 pm EST August 5th, 2009 | Uncategorized | 4 Comments

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