Jessica Alba News

Does “Machete” Advocate Race War?

10:19 am EST September 10th, 2010 | Movies | 7 Comments

The Southern Poverty Law Center dispels this notion:

A film in which a man swings down the side of a building using another man’s intestines as a rope, as Danny Trejo’s title character does, is not taking itself very seriously.

The movie, which is also fun, also features Jessica Alba using a laptop while nude in the shower and constantly arriving on the scene as a law enforcement officer wearing high heels. If this is our “reconquista” future it can’t be that bad.

Jessica Alba, Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez

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Jessica Alba @ White House Correspondent’s Dinner

4:38 pm EST May 2nd, 2010 | Celebrities | 7 Comments

I dunno. It’s like she’s not trying.


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Jessica Alba In “The Killer Inside Me”

3:27 am EST March 9th, 2010 | Movies | 4 Comments

Looks like one of her movies I’ll finally go watch. Pulpy 50s noir stuff.

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The Killer Inside Me by Jim Thompson

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Jessica Alba @ The Valentine’s Day Premiere

11:17 am EST February 9th, 2010 | News | 2 Comments

This is another one of her movies that I won’t be seeing. But we could be seeing a return to glory here…

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Jessica Alba In The Killer Inside Me

9:31 pm EST November 6th, 2009 | Movies | 7 Comments

It’s an Albasance, I guess. Pretty intense NSFWish trailer. I never got around to reading the novel this is based on.

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Jessica Alba Is In DC Today

1:14 pm EST November 6th, 2009 | News | 11 Comments

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Actress Jessica Alba met with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi Friday morning to talk about the importance of global education. Pelosi then took Alba to a conference room in the speaker’s suite to address 18 members of the Democratic Women’s Caucus about raising awareness of the issue.

‘Jessica spoke very articulately and knowledgably about the need for greater emphasis on education,’ a House leadership staffer told Politics Daily in an exclusive interview Friday morning.

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Is Jessica Alba Back?

1:01 pm EST November 5th, 2009 | News | 14 Comments

She’s been dormant for so long, I hope so…

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Jessica Alba Is Blonde Again

6:37 pm EST July 16th, 2009 | News | 5 Comments

This is mostly to show that I have not given up this particular beat. It’s just that as a Hollywood mom Jessica Alba seems mighty interested in raising her kid and not in making movies where somehow she ends up near-nude. Crazy.

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Jessica Alba Brings… The Weekend

9:02 pm EST April 17th, 2009 | News | Comments Off

In a world of change, some things stay the same.

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Jessica Alba Is Still Going Strong

10:12 am EST March 19th, 2009 | News | 9 Comments

Yeah, still ain’t a great actress, but we don’t love her for her acting skills.

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