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Mutombo Takes GOP Obstruction To A New Level

11:41 am EST February 26th, 2010 | Uncategorized | 7 Comments

Damn you, Dikembe!

Sen. Dikembe Mutombo (R-CO) showed that he is still one of the most dominant big men in Congress Thursday, blocking a record 16 bills in one legislative session.

The 7-foot-2 senator, who broke the record previously held by Sen. Shawn Bradley (D-NJ), Rep. Arvydas Sabonis (D-OR), and current Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), batted away legislation left and right, sometimes swatting bills so hard that they were sent flying all the way back to committee.

I love The Onion.

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Real Life Buzz Lightyear

12:25 pm EST February 25th, 2010 | Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Creepy, yet cool. (via)

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Nutjob Video: Obama Was A Secret CIA Agent In Pakistan In 1981

10:09 am EST February 23rd, 2010 | Uncategorized | 15 Comments

Of course he was. No doubt. THIS IS AWESOME.

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Downfall, #CRUSHTHECANUCKS Edition

10:59 am EST February 22nd, 2010 | Sports | 9 Comments

USA beats Canada in hockey, Hitler fumes. LOL.

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Sarah Silverman Panned At TED Conference

12:59 pm EST February 16th, 2010 | Uncategorized | 14 Comments

The thing is Sarah Silverman isn’t that funny. The organizers of this event should have known that her entire shtick is a “cute” girl who says “rude” things. It’s tiresome.

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Daily Show’s John Oliver Explains Hawaii’s Health Care Mandate To Republicans

10:57 am EST February 12th, 2010 | Republicans | 10 Comments

Once again, the Republicans create their own noose with their own words. This is the best they have to offer.

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VIDEO: Toronto Raptors Mascot Devours Cheerleader

10:39 am EST February 12th, 2010 | News | 3 Comments

This is why you don’t allow giant monsters to be your team’s mascot.

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Daily Show Slaps Down The “It’s Snowing, So Global Warming Is Fake” BS

1:51 pm EST February 11th, 2010 | News | 93 Comments

Perfect as usual.

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John Oliver & The Out Of Touch Republicans

7:27 pm EST February 10th, 2010 | Republicans | 13 Comments

The Daily Show’s John Oliver lets the GOP’s own words hang them in this great piece about their luxury getaway in Hawaii.

(Thanks to Tom Nelson for reminding me to post this)

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Looking Weak?

3:23 pm EST February 10th, 2010 | Uncategorized | 17 Comments

August zings Obama. Sucks, because it’s largely true.

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