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Jerry Jones Reminds Us That Dallas Sucks

9:42 am EST February 8th, 2011 | Sports | 4 Comments

Dallas Sucks

Has it ever happened before in NFL history that an owner has to compose a letter discussing (not quite apologizing) for the seriously crappy job they did of hosting the Super Bowl?

And yet, here is Jerry Jones doing just that. Dallas sucks, proven once again.

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CBS Says Wade Phillips Probably Fired Already

11:34 am EST November 8th, 2010 | NFL, Sports | 3 Comments

Pointing and laughing, pointing and laughing.

By all indications, the ax has already fallen on beleaguered Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips. ESPN reports that Phillips’ leased SUV was not in the Cowboys’ Valley Ranch parking lot as of 9:00 a.m. CT, and Phillips has not been seen around the facility.

Normally, Jerry Jones meets with the Cowboys coaching staff on Monday mornings to watch game film.

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Cowboys Lose 45-7, Now 1-7

11:49 pm EST November 7th, 2010 | NFL, Sports | 11 Comments

The Redskins are going through some nonsense as usual, but my God I have to point and laugh at the Dallas Cowboys completely imploding.

Every time it seemed as though the Dallas Cowboys hit a new low point, Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers knocked them down another notch.

Rodgers threw for 289 yards and three touchdowns, Brandon Jackson scored twice and the Packers routed the free-falling Cowboys 45-7 on Sunday night.

Sweet Lord.

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The Dallas Cowboys Are 1-5

5:06 am EST October 26th, 2010 | NFL, Sports | 8 Comments

Wade Phillips

America’s team, my ass.

The New York Giants again looked like the team to beat in the NFC East, and helped to move the competitive portion of the Dallas Cowboys’ season a few significant steps closer to being over. The Giants beat the Cowboys, 41-35, here Monday night and knocked quarterback Tony Romo from the Dallas lineup with a fractured left clavicle.

Quarterback Eli Manning threw four touchdown passes as the Giants won their fourth straight game to improve to 5-2, putting them a game ahead of the Washington Redskins and Philadelphia Eagles atop the division. The Cowboys lost their third in a row to fall to 1-5, and a season that began with them hoping to play in the Super Bowl on their home field now seems irreparable.

When we discuss the fail of this season’s Cowboys, let’s not forget who started their drain circling.

Of course in the NFL its always “there but for the grace of God go I,” but this is Dallas and I have an obligation to revel in their misery.

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No Sir, I Cannot

10:28 am EST January 12th, 2010 | Sports | 3 Comments

There is a story floating around that a Cowboys win this weekend would help the Redskins in the offseason in an uncapped year to bid up money players.

Balderdash.

If the Cowboys win, they win, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to emulate Vichy France and root for those sons of bitches.

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Cowboys Release Terrell Owens, DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DAN SNYDER

2:17 am EST March 5th, 2009 | Sports | 10 Comments

Cancer is currently looking for another host.

The Dallas Cowboys released Terrell Owens on Wednesday night, several outlets reported.

The Dallas Morning News, ESPN and Fox all reported the news, citing unnamed team sources. The move rids the Cowboys of a big locker-room distraction but also leaves them to absorb a big hit on their salary cap.

Perhaps he could hook up with Jeff George for the NFL All-Cancer All-Stars. And I reiterate: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DAN SNYDER.

UPDATE: Apparently Snyder is not going in the T.O. direction. Thank you God.

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