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Dan Snyder Free Agent Albert Haynesworth Indicted

5:18 pm EST April 26th, 2011 | Crime, Sports | Comments Off

The Danny’s judgement on display.

A District of Columbia grand jury on Tuesday indicted Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth on a charge of misdemeanor sexual abuse in connection with an alleged assault on a waitress at a downtown hotel in February.

The indictment stems from an incident in which the embattled football player allegedly caressed the breasts of a waitress at the W hotel as she was clearing the table.

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Albert Haynesworth Charged With Assault, Snyder’s Front Office Clueless

11:06 am EST February 4th, 2011 | Crime, Sports | 3 Comments

Another dividend from the mind of The Danny.

Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth has been charged with simple assault for a road rage incident with another motorist on the Fairfax County Parkway in Reston, Fairfax police said.

Haynesworth, 29, has not been arrested but is planning to turn himself in next week, Officer Shelley Broderick said.

A Redskins executive said the team was unaware of the incident or the charge. “This is the first I’m hearing about this,” Tony Wyllie, Redskins senior vice president, said in a phone interview with Redskins beat reporter Jason Reid. “At this time, we need to gather information.”

No doubt this woman got between Haynesworth and somwhere to flop and lay down.

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The Redskins Suck: Albert Haynesworth Just… Lays There

12:32 pm EST November 16th, 2010 | NFL, Sports | 4 Comments

Here’s $100 million money vacuum Albert Haynesworth just laying down. LAYING DOWN on a play. LAYING DOWN. I didn’t think the Redskins could be worse than last year, and yet…

Animated GIF of Albert Haynesworth laying down
Animated GIF of Albert Haynesworth laying down

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I’m Still In Better Shape Than Albert Haynesworth

3:54 pm EST July 29th, 2010 | Sports | 5 Comments

But nobody’s offering me a $100 million contract to play football, yet.

Albert Haynesworth performed well Thursday on the first part of his conditioning test but failed to complete the two-part process and did not pass, according to people familiar with the situation.

Haynesworth did so well in the first phase that one team source said he ‘killed it.’ But Haynesworth apparently needed a lavatory break midway through the second part and was unable to complete the test after returning and starting from the beginning.

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