Posts Tagged ‘Soccer’

MLS In Maryland = Failure

Hey look, the DC United, a “professional” soccer franchise that nobody in this area cares about, is moving to Maryland to suck our money out! Ick.

Mexican Soccer Voodoo

They want to beat Team USA badly.
The Record sports newspaper is encouraging readers to take part with a headline Tuesday that reads: ‘Help end the losing streak so Mexico advances.’
Readers are instructed to cut out a page and take it to an electronics store in exchange for a U.S. team voodoo doll.