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“Phillip Sherman of Arkansas learned that lesson after he left his phone behind at a McDonald’s restaurant and the photos ended up online. Now he and his wife, Tina, are suing the McDonald’s Corp., the franchise owner and the store manager. The suit was filed Friday and seeks a jury trial and $3 million in damages for suffering, embarrassment and the cost of having to move to a new home.” [Link]
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“A security guard shot and killed a man wielding a sword Sunday on the grounds of a Scientology building in Hollywood, police said. The unidentified man approached the guard around noon in the parking lot of the Scientology Celebrity Centre, said Officer April Harding, a police spokeswoman. The guard ‘felt threatened for his life’ and fired at the man, Harding said. He was pronounced dead at a hospital.” [Link]
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“Some parents in Vineland, N.J., as well as the board of education president, want Louisa C. Tuck fired, but district officials were advised by their lawyers and those from the New Jersey School Board Association they have no legal grounds to terminate the 32-year-old from her $5,772-a-year part-time job as an aide in the lunchroom and playground, The Daily Journal reported. “We have no real legal stance or legal right to do anything for two reasons — one, it’s not illegal, and two, it’s not on school time,” Superintendent Charles Ottinger told the newspaper. Tuck, who went by the name of Crystal Gunns when she starred in adult movies, performances and photos, told the newspaper it’s been five years since she was involved in the adult entertainment industry.” [Link]
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“Russian oligarch Sergei Rodionov married a notorious Moscow femme fatale named Olga and then commissioned famed French photographer Bettina Rheims to do a big bucks X-rated photo shoot. He liked it so much he talked Rheims into two more photo shoots, and the results have just been published in book form, to a decidedly mixed reaction from Moscow society.” [Link]
“A 12-year-old Florida student was arrested earlier this month after he ‘deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class,’ according to police. The child, who was also accused of shutting off the computers of classmates at Stuart’s Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School, was busted November 4 for disruption of a school function.” [Link]
“Abraham K. Biggs committed suicide on Wednesday while broadcasting himself on video site Justin.tv. As we understand it from various forum posts, the 19-year-old Floridian was apparently egged on by commenters on Justin.tv and fellow forum users on bodybuilding.com. Biggs overdosed on pills while on camera and appeared to be breathing for hours until watchers realized he might be serious, at which point they alerted the police. The video kept running until police and EMTs broke Biggs’ door down and blocked the camera’s view. ” [Link]
“Michael Minelli, a 27-year-old club promoter, claims that the inclusion of his photograph in the book has subjected him to ‘hatred, contempt, and humiliation’ and has resulted in ‘friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employees, and strangers alike’ calling him a ‘douchebag.’” [Link]
“Kimberlee Ouwroulis, who began stripping when she was 40, says the manager at New Locomotion strip club sat her down on June 6 and said, ‘Your time is up here,’ the Post reported. When she asked if it was because of her age, he allegedly told her another older woman had been fired the same day, and the club was going for a younger look. Ouwroulis says she would like to continue stripping until she is 47 or 48.” [Link]
“Tammy Lewis, 36, of Necedah, pleaded no contest to obstructing a police officer and was fined $350 in a plea bargain that defers prosecution of more serious charges. Juneau County Circuit John Roemer ordered her to pay the fine within 60 days or serve a seven-day jail sentence. Lewis and Alan Bushey, 58, were accused of hiding 90-year-old Magdeline Alvina Middlesworth’s body on a toilet in Lewis’ home after she died in March.” [Link]
“The expression of indifference or boredom has gained a place in the Collins English Dictionary after generating a surprising amount of enthusiasm among lexicographers. Publisher HarperCollins announced Monday the word had been chosen from terms suggested by the public for inclusion in the dictionary’s 30th anniversary edition, to be published next year.” Link
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“Taichi Takashita launched an online petition aiming for one million signatures to present to the government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters. Within a week he has gathered more than 1000 signatures through. ‘I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world,’ he wrote. ‘However, that seems impossible with present-day technology. Therefore, at the very least, would it be possible to legally authorise marriage with a two-dimensional character?’” [Link]
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American Idol country singer Carrie Underwood meets up with her newly carved wax figure at Madame Tussaud’s in New York City.
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“A church minister from Strängnäs, Sweden, has walked the plank after his local church’s computer network contracted a nasty case of the clap as a result of his porn surfing, The Local reports. The Church of Sweden clergyman admitted to ’spending a lot of time at work viewing pornographic websites’, but his lust for smut would probably have remained known only to him and his God had it not ‘given rise to a lethal computer virus’ which smote the parish’s IT systems.” [Link]
“The British firm that plans to launch tourists into space from Spaceport America has turned down a $1 million offer to shoot a sex video in space. Space.com reported on its site Thursday that Virgin Galactic declined the offer to film sex scenes while the participants are floating in zero gravity” [Link]
“More than 370 penguins that mysteriously washed up on Brazil’s equatorial beaches were flown south on a huge air force cargo plane and released closer to the frigid waters they call home, animal advocates said Monday. Onlookers cheered as the young Magellanic penguins were set free on a beach in southern Brazil and scampered into the ocean, the International Fund for Animal Welfare said in a statement.” [Link]
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“The zookeeper who gained fame for hand-rearing the beloved polar bear Knut was found dead in his Berlin apartment Monday. A spokeswoman for Berlin police said Thomas Doerflein was dead when authorities arrived at the apartment and that they had no information on the cause of death. Doerflein was 44 years old.” [Link]
“The actor stars in the new Coen brothers comedy alongside pal Brad Pitt, and play a sex addict who carries around the saucy items. And sex toy retailers have noted a huge leap in sales since the film was released earlier this month. ” [Link]
“From 2002 to 2007, ATF lost 418 laptop computers and 76 weapons, according to the report. Two weapons were subsequently used to commit crimes. In one incident, a gun stolen from the home of a special agent was fired through the window of another home. Ten firearms were ‘left in a public place.’ One of them was left on an airplane, three in bathrooms, one in a shopping cart and two on the top of cars as ATF employees drove away. A laptop also fell off the top of a car as an agent drove off. Another weapon ‘fell into the water while an agent was fishing,’ according to the report. ” [Link]
“Madison Decker has just celebrated her 1-month birthday, but the roots of her birth go back some 21 years: Her father, Ken, had his sperm frozen before undergoing chemotherapy for Hodgkin’s disease in the 1980s.” [Link]
“A listing for the Sussex County Democratic Committee in Embarq’s white pages sent people to a sultry female voice inviting them to pay for sex chat. Embarq spokesman Glenn Lewis told The New Jersey Herald of Newton that a transposition error caused the last three digits of the Democrats’ phone number to be misprinted.” [Link]
“Twin sisters Betsy and Shelly Albetta competed in the NPC Atlantic City show placing 1st and 3rd in Class B.” [Link]
“Madame Tussaud’s said Saturday it had returned a wax figure of the Nazi dictator to its newly opened Berlin branch weeks after the statue was beheaded by a 41-year-old German. Hitler’s figure can be viewed sitting at a desk in a replica of his bunker, Madame Tussaud’s, the British waxworks maker, said.” [Link]
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“The 22-year-old who is using the pseudonym Natalie Dylan for safety reasons is going through a legal brothel in Nevada to sell her virginity. ‘The main purpose of this is to finance a couple things in my life,’ Dylan told CBS13. ‘I think empowerment of women is picking yourself up and doing something on your own to better yourself.’ Dylan says she’s already taken a polygraph test to prove her virginal status, and is also willing to undergo a medical exam. The auction will take place at the Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nevada with bids coming in through their website. Owner Dennis Hof tells CBS13 that eBay rejected the auction, so he’ll handle the entire process.” [Link]
“Dixie, a 15-year-old ginger cat, disappeared in 1999 and her owners thought she had been killed by a car. She was found less than half a mile from her home in Birmingham after a concerned resident rang the animal charity to report a thin and dishevelled cat who had been in the area for a couple of months.” [Link]
“Lost at sea with nothing to hold onto amid a dreadful darkness, Florida resident Walter Marino continually called out some of the few words his 12-year-old autistic son Christopher responds to. The pair, swept out in a late-afternoon current near Daytona Beach, had been treading water in shark- and jellyfish-infested waters throughout the night, slowly floating apart. ‘I’d be screaming, ‘To infinity … and beyond!’ ’ Marino said, referring to the Disney character Buzz Lightyear’s catchphrase in ‘Toy Story,’ one of Christopher’s favorite movies. ‘Then I would hear him and it would be more and more and more distant, until finally I couldn’t hear anything.’” [Link]
“Miguel Olaya, 60, says he hired the DeRiso Funeral Home in New York City to ship his wife’s body to Guayaquil, Ecuador, on April 1, but the coffin wasn’t at the airport when he went to meet it. He also claims the body was badly decomposed because it wasn’t properly embalmed. Christopher Robles, Olaya’s lawyer, said the airline gave his client conflicting stories. ‘First, they didn’t know where her body was. Then, they said maybe it was in Miami, and finally they said it was in Guatemala,’ the lawyer said Tuesday. ‘Instead of sending it on the flight to Guayaquil, American sent the body to Guatemala City.’” [Link]
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“With more goals than minutes in the game, Slovakia’s women’s ice hockey team claimed an amazing 82-0 victory over Bulgaria in Olympic qualifying. Slovakia outshot the Bulgarians 139-0 during the 60-minute game, played in Latvia. The margin of victory is a record for a women’s International Ice Hockey Federation-sanctioned event.” [Link]
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“A man with four previous drunken driving convictions who was stopped for weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 40 was ready with an excuse for his poor driving: his passenger spilled his beer. Not surprisingly, the man was arrested just before midnight Saturday, said state police officer Kurtis Ward, who said he initially thought the driver was joking.” [Link]
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“Thailand’s prime minister was forced out of office Tuesday along with his Cabinet after a court ruled that he had broken a conflict-of-interest law by hosting TV cooking shows. Samak Sundaravej’s party later unanimously agreed to re-nominate him as a candidate for prime minister, indicating that Thailand is still not free from its deep political crisis that has virtually paralyzed the government, spooked the financial markets and scared away tourists.” [Link]
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“Col. Harland Sanders’ handwritten recipe of 11 herbs and spices was to be removed Tuesday from safekeeping at KFC’s corporate offices for the first time in decades. The temporary relocation is allowing KFC to revamp security around a yellowing sheet of paper that contains one of the country’s most famous corporate secrets. The brand’s top executive admitted his nerves were aflutter despite the tight security he lined up for the operation.” [Link]
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“According to the NY Daily News, Stern plans to kick off an auction for a 22-year-old woman’s virginity this morning so that she can pay for her education (where have we heard that one before?)! But Howard’s not doing it alone — the auction is being run through the famed Bunny Ranch, where the consummation will take place. Natalie Dylan, the woman in question, has agreed to submit to a lie detector test as well as a pelvic exam for the lucky highest bidder, to ensure that you’re getting what you pay for.” [Link]
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“The dolls are the latest in a line of American political candidates who have been immortalised including John McCain and Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Two variations of the doll are on sale - Sarah Palin the Executive and Sarah Palin the Super Hero - available from toy company Hero Builders at $27.95 for the executive doll and two dollars more for the super hero version.” [Link]
“John Morgan, a 51-year-old surf shop owner from the east coast tourist town of Byron Bay, compared his terrifying 170-foot ride off a local beach to being towed by a jet ski. He said he was about 330 yards from shore and paddling out when the 10-foot shark swelled up from underneath him Sunday afternoon. ‘It freaked me out,’ Morgan said. ‘It bumped my leg rope and next thing it tangled itself in the leg rope and started charging out to sea with me in tow.’” [Link]
“Secaucus filed a lawsuit today seeking to prevent a producer from holding the porn industry trade show Exxxotica New York at the Meadowlands Expo Center this weekend. The Hudson County town contends that because the convention center holds a liquor license, it cannot present any show featuring nudity even if liquor is not served. Mayor Dennis Elwell said Exxxotica New York also is not an appropriate type of entertainment for the town of 15,000 just west of New York City. ‘The town of Secaucus is a family community, and this is not the type of entertainment we should have,’ the mayor said. ” [Link]
“The victim told investigators that his girlfriend, 46-year-old Naomi Masuda, started arguing with him Thursday night because he was watching his favorite TV program, ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians.’ She became angry because he is too fond of one of the stars of the show (Kim Kardashian), the report states. She began to pick a fight with him about the show and his pornography. The 46-year-old victim said she started throwing things at him, including a vase that hit him in the face and caused his nose to bleed. He also said he ripped out his phone and damaged his own stuff before calling police.” [Link]
“Chiu Yu kit, a former journalist at Asia Television (ATV), admitted in court to the act while he was alone on the top tier of a double-decker bus on July 31, The Standard and other newspapers reported. An off-duty officer made the arrest after he jogged past the bus and saw Chiu standing on a seat naked and facing a window, the court was told. Chiu, 31, pleaded guilty to one count of indecency in public, but added that he committed the offence only to release his stress. ” [Link]
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