“Despite protests from some locals, South Beach rolled out the Ed Hardy carpet and Jersey Shore jumped on it like, well, a reality star in an awards show gifting suite.” [Link]

“‘Nicole isn’t and [castmate Ronnie Magro] is not full Italian either,’ J-WOWW, who claimed to be a mix of Spanish and Irish, told Fox News’ The Strategy Room. Snooki — who regularly describes herself as a Guidette — is Chilean, J-WOWW said.” [Link]

“The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly. Her spot-it-anywhere fingernail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is too graphic to describe.” Link

“After much discussion with the network, the infamous cast of Jersey Shore will be headed back to MTV for a second season, but the location of the reality series may be different. According to TMZ, Sammi Sweetheart, Ronnie, Vinny, Pauly D, Mike “The Situation,” Snookie, and J Wow have all signed up for a second run, although the cast was reported to negotiate their salaries prior to coming back.” Link

“RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that naked photos of Jwoww are being shopped to several media outlets. Jwoww, real name Jenni Farley, has been one of the breakout stars on MTV’s surprise hit Jersey Shore. She’s making personal appearances and also has started a clothing line featuring cleavage-showing tops.” Link

“The Council Bluffs Police Department in Iowa tells TMZ Debra Danielson — the mother of 18-year-old ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham — was arrested at around 1 PM on Saturday for suspicion of domestic abuse/serious assault.” Link

Zero Tolerance Entertainment announced today its plans to shoot and release a porn parody of the MTV hit reality show, Jersey Shore. The show, which follows eight housemates as they spend a summer at the New Jersey shore, has quickly become one of the most talked about programs on television. The show, not devoid of controversy – has been under scrutiny for its portrayal of Italian stereotypes and use of the words “Guido and Guidette,” as well as, the production’s intrusion upon local residents.

Director/Writer Brian Bangs said, “Anyone who has seen the MTV show knows that it’s just ripe for a parody. The show is so outrageous and ridiculous that the decision to shoot a movie was – like the show itself – a “no brainer.” Our script is so obnoxious and offensive that we feel that we’re remaining true to the show!”

Jersey Whores begins production this January.

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