Conservatives have made high art of the act of fake balance. In their eyes, a monkey flinging poo is the equivalent of a Nobel Prize winning mathemetician because after all - they both breathe air. This “balance” is at the heart of Fox News, and it is this “balance” that allows partisan knuckledragger drug addicts like Rush Limbaugh to be treated the same as actual journalists.
Today’s example is in Missouri, where the right has put together a few conservative celebrities to do an ad against the Missouri stem cell proposition. In their eyes, this is supposed to “balance” the powerful ad Michael J. Fox has done for Claire McCaskill (as well as Maryland’s Ben Cardin). To them the thinking is as basic as you can get - he’s a celebrity, so they get some celebrities of their own. That’s as shallow as their brains will allow them to operate.
The reason why Michael J. Fox is in this ad isn’t just because he’s Michael J. Fox. It is because he is a well known personality whose physical health is actually part of the issue at hand here. This is obvious to everyone who isn’t a conservative but to see this would require brain power they’re simply not capable of. Mr. Fox is a high profile spokesperson not because those who support stem cell research were just looking for a pitchman like how Nike or Coke hires a celebrity endorser. Fox is at the forefront of this issue because every day of his life he has to live with the effects of Parkinsons. The celebrities in the anti stem-cell ad were just picked for their conservatism, celebrity, and opposition to the issue. It does not “balance” out.
Similarly, the much beloved Christopher Reeve (a personal hero of mine, I will concede) was an advocate for stem cell research not because the mythical stem cell lobby wanted Superman to front their efforts, but because - again - he was stricken with a debilitating injury that thousands of others have and hoped for stem cell research that might be able to cure or assist him and people like him. He and Mr. Fox are not playing celebrity pitchman. They have these diseases and injuries and use and used their celebrity to raise money and awareness for a cure.
Conservatives don’t understand this. They think that a bunch of celebrities in a (poorly put together) commercial is “balance” to a man with Parkinsons who wants politicians to kick start research into a cure.
The right doesn’t get it. They never will. They are incapable.
ALSO: What happened to “shut up and sing”?
AND: Kurt Warner? The guy was phenomenal from ‘99-01 but he’s pretty much out to pasture at this point.
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