Somebody please have Barack Obama hire Aaron Sorkin to write speeches. Please.
Substitute “Senator McCain” for “Bob Rumson”.
Like Kryptonite To Stupid
In his new ad about his Bush-style no care health care “plan”, John McCain identifies himself on screen as “President McCain”. I guess we just decided to call of the election and have George Bush designate his successor just like that?

Alan Keyes was unable to get the Constitution Party nomination for president. This can only mean one thing.
The Keyes Party.
WHERE DO I SEND MY DONATION?
She’s standing on a platform of Jello. Via MSNBC’s Verdict with Dan Abrams here is Sen. Clinton slamming MoveOn (and by extension everyone who’s ever had the desire to be a progressive/Democratic activist) and here is Sen. Clinton just a year ago saying what great work she thinks MoveOn has done. This of course is part of her ongoing argument versus caucusing because she does badly there, but it also shows us - like with her vote in favor of the Iraq War - how quickly she would have thrown the progressive base of the party under the bus had she been the nominee.
Luckily, we dodged the bullet.
Personally I find all the hoopla and presidential deference given to what is, essentially, the visit of a religious leader a little out of proportion, weird, and kind of troubling. I mean, Gordon Brown is a far more essential world leader and yet you don’t see the president coming to greet him on the tarmac.
I know I’m in a minority on this, but I just find it weird.
Related: I am curious, however, what the Pope plans to say about the child rapists his church helped to hide for all those years.

The media’s idea of the ‘Average American’
When I saw the Meet The Press lineup I IM’d my friend to express my disgust that Meet The Press was yet again getting elite pundits like Mike Murphy, Mary Matalin, James Carville and Bob Shrum to discuss the issues of the day rather than regular Americans and the officials we elect to represent us. I can’t think of a group of people less suited to the task. Robert Reich saw that too, though he mistakenly calls Tim Russert smart.
Tim Russert, one of the smartest guys on television, interviewed four political consultants – Carville and Matalin, Bob Schrum, and Michael Murphy. Political consultants are paid huge sums to help politicians spin words and avoid real talk. They’re part of the problem. And what do Russert and these four consultants talk about? The potential damage to Barack Obama from saying that lots of people in Pennsylvania are bitter that the economy has left them behind; about HRC’s spin on Obama’s words (he’s an “elitist,” she said); and John McCain’s similarly puerile attack.
Does Russert really believe he’s doing the nation a service for this parade of spin doctors talking about potential spins and the spin-offs from the words Obama used to state what everyone knows is true? Or is Russert merely in the business of selling TV airtime for a network that doesn’t give a hoot about its supposed commitment to the public interest but wants to up its ratings by pandering to the nation’s ongoing desire for gladiator entertainment instead of real talk about real problems.
Less than a generation ago people thought that by the sheer virtue of someone getting on tv they were smarter than those of us in the great unwashed. Thankfully we now know that ain’t the case by a long shot.
Clinton bloggers are just shocked as heck to find out that campaign events are stage managed affairs. This is either naive or stupid. Or both. But I guess you’ve gotta grasp at straws…
Next thing you know they’ll be shocked and appalled that those tv anchors aren’t just coming up with those thoughts off the top of their heads but are in fact reading.
God, please let this primary season end before people take complete leave of their senses.
UPDATE: A campaign stagecraft flashback.
On Friday, the campaign of Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-New York, issued a statement to CNN in response to an article written by a college newspaper that included the accusation that the campaign suggested a student ask a certain question.
“On this occasion a member of our staff did discuss a possible question about Senator Clinton’s energy plan at a forum,” campaign spokesman Mo Elleithee said in the statement. “However, Senator Clinton did not know which questioners she was calling on during the event. This is not standard policy and will not be repeated again.”
See here. Still no word on McCain’s missing returns, though the media is doing their best to cover for their boss.
I’m always amused by how the “independent” conservative opinionsphere - blogs, cable tv, and talk radio - tends to simultaneously come up with the same idea, usually bad. Today’s idea is for Mitt Romney to run as McCain’s running mate. Put aside the fact that I and many others think Romney is a supremely disingenous phony of the highest order, what would he bring to the McCain ticket? He has little to no electoral sway outside of Utah (he may help a little in Michigan and will be useless in Massachusetts) and his Mormon religion will likely do more to suppress the religious right vote for McCain than his candidacy already does. If anything, Romney’s relatively youthful appearance will reinforce on the populace just how old McCain is, especially compared to Sen. Obama.
He brings little of anything to the table and would in fact probably drag McCain down in the polls.
So as a loyal Democrat I say: Please, pick him.
Ok, the Clinton people aren’t even really trying now. This ad is stupid.
UPDATE: One of Ambinder’s commenters hits the nail on the head for why this ad stinks.
Did the focus groups really like this one? It makes no sense to me. Economic crises don’t come all of a sudden, they develop over days and even years. “Mrs. President, I’m sorry to wake you up, but a cell of bankers has activated and is foreclosing on millions of homes!”
It involves llamas.
Jon complains that liberals see the hint of racial attacks in conservative actions. The problem is that the right has a history of racially based campaigning for over 100 years up until now. They’ve given no indication they have any desire to stop or slow down the process. They, in fact, rely upon it to keep their base intact.
Using the logic Jon Henke is advocating here, we should believe that all the people in prison are innocent. Why? Because they say so, silly!
The Washington Post is turning its editorial pages into the Jerry Springer show. Just days ago column inches were given to James Carville in order for him to defend his attack calling Bill Richardson a “Judas”. Now, the Post gave room for a rebuttal to Gov. Richardson.
Who f****** cares?
The spat between Carville and Richardson won’t stop soldiers for being killed for a lie, end global warming, ease poverty or rebuild our economy. We are all dumber for the press to keep fueling the “feud”. Personally I’m on the edge of political burnout here and its because of stupid crap like this.
Jo Dee Messina says it all: My give a damn, is in fact, busted.
I know I’m not the target for this ad from a teacher’s unions on behalf of Sen. Clinton - but I can’t help but feel that it’s not a good ad. It’s so morose and the voices so flat. I like to think I can take myself out of it and objectively review an advertisement - for instance, I think John McCain’s bio ad is pretty good, and the only ad I’ve seen so far this season that introduces the candidate as well as this Obama one (why does Sen. Clinton not have a single bio ad?) but this radio ad seems like a dud to me.
According to the Right Honorable August J Pollak
There is not a single instance of political discourse in the history of this nation in which the participants did not want to simply kick their opponent in the balls.
Verily, he doth tell the truth.
… delivers again in his promotion of Sen. Clinton?
I see no need for catfighting of the sort embraced by James Carville to be published in the “A” section of one the country’s top 5 newspapers. We have a war on, a fiscal crisis, global hunger, disease and murder, and that merits James Carville writing what amounts to a personal phone call or an e-mail in the news section of the paper.
Cajun, please.
I watched the first three episodes of HBO’s excellent John Adams series today, and while looking forward to episode four tomorrow, I thought to myself about Senator Clinton’s anti-intellectual attack on Sen. Obama’s oratory as “just words”.
Much of the first and second Continental Congress and its work product - the Declaration of Independence - was flowery and forceful debate and oratory. It happened to be about fundamental issues that caused a global earthquake that reverberated in the formation of America, but under the Clinton formula it would boil down to “just words”.
If “just words” resembles the following:
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Shouldn’t every American be on the side of “just words”?
Add another to the list.
An aide to President Bush has resigned because of his alleged misuse of grant money from the U.S. Agency for International Development when he worked for a Cuban democracy organization.
Felipe Sixto was promoted on March 1 as a special assistant to the president for intergovernmental affairs and stepped forward on March 20 to reveal his alleged wrongdoing and to resign, White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said Friday. He said Sixto took that step after learning that his former employer, the Center for a Free Cuba, was prepared to bring legal action against him.
Stanzel said the alleged wrongdoing involved the misuse of money when Sixto was an official at the center.