Oliver Willis

7 Responses to “How Dumb Is Fox News?”

1. 1 Vanessa
   Jun 6th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

   “terrorist fist jab” ???????

   wow.

2. 2 Duros62
   Jun 6th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

   George Bush is a little older than Barack Obama, and he did one of these — look at that. Look at that, folks. Stop. Turn around. Look at your TV screen. He’s doing that chest bump. Now I see that in the end zone in NFL games after somebody scores a major touchdown. I don’t normally expect to see the president of the United States doing it. What does that mean?

   *sigh* *pounding head on keyboard*
   It means he’s a tool, E.D.

3. 3 Sean D. Martin
   Jun 6th, 2008 at 6:19 pm

   Y’know, seems to me that if it were true that Obama is some kind of sleeper-Muslim-terrorist-agent-bent-on-destroying-America-from-within this public terrorist fist jab is proof that it wouldn’t be anything to worry about.

   I mean, there he is publicly using the secret terrorist handshake. Clearly he isn’t smart enough to hide his true allegiance. How could he possibly be smart enough to pull anything else off?

4. 4 Thom
   Jun 6th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

   She was, uh, and I hate to defend anything on FarkTheNews, but I think she was saying it like Obama’s gonna jab the terrorists.

   I could be wrong.

   Hey Oliver. Why’s it so friggin hard to see what I’m writing here?

5. 5 Thomas Beck
   Jun 6th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

   Geez, the Yankees do the fist-bump after almost every home run. I guess, to some people (cough Red Sox fans cough Mets fans cough), the Yankees could be considered terrorists, but even for Fox News that’s taking the xenophobia a bit too far, doncha think?

6. 6 daniel rotter
   Jun 6th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

   This is the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th example of why I like to refer to the channel, in its acronym format, not as the FNC, but the FRNC.

7. 7 1
   Oct 25th, 2008 at 3:37 am

   nice one

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