Viewed through my eyes, the likely Clinton wins in West Virginia and Kentucky are sort of like the touchdowns scored by John Elway in Superbowl XXII. They were nice and all, but they ignore the fact that this happened. For our purposes Barack Obama = Doug Williams.


Ahhhgg! The memory I’d almost blocked out!
Damn you, Willis! Damn you to hell!
(Remember, though, Elway scored on the first play from scrimmage. After that, the shellacking began …)
I’ll have you know that Super Bowl XXII never really happened. It was simulated on a Hollywood set–just like the moon landing.