The Current Clinton Voter

You gotta be kidding me.

Mary Bunger, a 44-year-old single mom from Abington, emerged from the town’s general store on Wednesday, the only place to purchase a snack in a 10-mile radius.

“I am definitely going to try to go with Hillary,” she said. “I almost feel like (Obama’s) the anti-Christ from the Middle East.”

Bunger reads news online about the election and has been “trying to talk everybody into voting, especially this year because I’m really scared for Obama to get it.”

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35 Responses to “The Current Clinton Voter”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Quaker in a Basement

    Aw, shame on you, OW. Let’s break down the syllogism.

    One voter is badly misinformed.
    That voter supports Clinton.
    Therefore, “The Current Clinton Voter” is badly misinformed.

    Nevermind the inexcusable leap of logic and unsupported conclusion. You really want to go that route? I’m sure we could find examples that would allow us to substitute any candidate’s name for Clinton’s.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Duros62

    Yeah, but still, quaker,

    “I almost feel like (Obama’s) the anti-Christ from the Middle East.”

    is beyond the pale.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Quaker in a Basement

    Sure it is. What’s that have to do with what I wrote?

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 mambochicken23

    For the record, Quaker, I’m with you. You’re 100% right.

    But on the topic of this particular voter… Wow. What a ridiculous human being. Reading stuff like that just makes me want to vomit in my mouth.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Vanessa

    Yeah, it’s pretty crazy. I agree that most Clinton voters DON’T think this way, but this woman… WOW.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 anotherbozo

    Can you say xen-o-PHO-bic?

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Duros62

    Sure it is. What’s that have to do with what I wrote?

    Um, nothing. You’re right.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 old white guy

    I actually know a woman who said exactly the same thing (not verbatim, of course). Is there a place these people take courses in stupid?

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 z_adura

    Look, we are not a well-educated country. But unlike other uneducated countries, we have a very robust democracy. In spite of the fact that this woman is desperately misinformed, she is not hopeless. I cannot brook a Clintonian reaction and simply say “screw ‘em.”

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 Quaker in a Basement

    Well done, z.

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 ed

    Gosh, I wonder if Ms. Bunger twice voted for Bush.

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 I'm a Hick

    I’ve mentioned this before, and granted, it’s anecdotal. But I have several conservative friends. They would never vote for Clinton, but a year ago they were seriously considering Obama because he was sincere. Now, they’re echoing all the talking points.

  13. Gravatar Icon 13 Quaker in a Basement

    Some reporters in the big press orgs like to roll their eyes at the pathetic rubes out in the hinterlands. Those are exactly the people OW and others have responsibly been saying the Democratic party must speak to, but without pandering or capitulating.

    In this case, the reporter doesn’t tell us what else the voter in question might believe, or why he chose her to present in this article. Is she an otherwise functional human who has been exposed to some especially vicious rumors? Is she an end-times apocolyptic evangelical? Does she believe the mothership is coming for her?

    The reporter won’t say. Instead, he just presents this hapless woman as representative of small-town Indiana. She is representative of nothing other than the reporter’s willingness to look down his nose at the hayseeds.

  14. Gravatar Icon 14 KXB

    Perhaps Mary Bunger and Nash McCabe went to school together.

  15. Gravatar Icon 15 Sean D. Martin

    “I am definitely going to try to go with Hillary,” she said

    So apparently there’s hope she won’t be able to figure out how to pull a lever and we’ll have one more stupid person not voting.

  16. Gravatar Icon 16 SpiderJ

    I agree with Quaker and others, Oliver, you’ve overstated your bias again.

    That said, can somebody point me in the direction of the campaign tactics from the Obama group that would create a similar creature using the same language about Mrs. Clinton? Because I know I’ve seen plenty of subtle moves throughout the primary from her campaign that would lead to this sort of idiocy.

  17. Gravatar Icon 17 Quaker in a Basement

    I know I’ve seen plenty of subtle moves throughout the primary from her campaign that would lead to this sort of idiocy.

    OK, there was Bob Kerrey and his idiot rant. But other than that, who in the Clinton campaign has said anything that would lead someone to believe Obama is the antichrist? I think this sort of delusion is fueled not by the Clinton campaign, but by an assortment of conspiracy theorists, religious zealots, xenophobes, racists, and other crackpots. And I’m willing to bet there are some Clinton supporters included.

    Now if a candidate’s supporters are fair game, I don’t think you’ll have any problem finding Obama supporters who hold outlandish opinions of Clinton.

  18. Gravatar Icon 18 SpiderJ

    Let’s see: There was the Obama in African garb nonsense. There was HRC’s own “as far as I know” moment. There have been the pinprick attempts to connect him to Farrakhan, Hamas, and Ayer (a man he barely met…when he was eight…)

    There is “Barack Hussein Obama/Osama,” which I do not blame on Clinton, but which I think she could have been noble enough to denounce outright. And I would have wanted to see the same from the Obama camp if anybody had dared engage in such childishness with Hillary Clinton’s name.

    I know there are Obama supporters who hold outlandish opinions of Clinton. I have not seen those opinions enter the mainstream with the same ridiculous dissemination as the similar ideas about Obama.

  19. Gravatar Icon 19 Quaker in a Basement

    There was the Obama in African garb nonsense. There was HRC’s own “as far as I know” moment. There have been the pinprick attempts to connect him to Farrakhan, Hamas, and Ayer (a man he barely met…when he was eight…)

    1) The African garb photo? Drudge claimed that it was “being circulated” by the Clinton campaign, but he carefully did NOT say he had received it from the Clinton campaign. No one has said that Clinton campaign staffers sent that photo to anyone in media.

    2) The “as far as I know” moment? Review the transcript. Clinton was asked three times consecutively if she “believes” Obama is a Muslim. The first two times, she answered definitively. When pressed yet again, she answered, “There’s no reason to think that…as far as I know.”

    3) Pinprick attempts to connect him to Farrakhan, Hamas? Clinton piled on with Russert in calling for Obama to denounce AND reject Farrakhan and that was a stupid moment. But it was Russert who asked, not Clinton. Hamas? I’m drawing a blank.

    4)Ayer? You’re balling up a couple of things. Obama and Ayer both sat on the board of a foundation and Ayer hosted a meeting at his home that Obama attended as a fresh-faced candidate for the state house. Obama was eight when Ayer was in the Weather Underground.

    There are some Obama supporters who have accused Clinton of being a closet racist, but not for anything she has said or done. They accuse her based on their own interpretations of what some campaign operatives and officials have said. Some of the quotes they point to are genuinely offensive (see Ferraro, G). But in some other instances, the logic is so incredibly tortured that the Geneva Conventions should be put in play.

  20. Gravatar Icon 20 Duros62

    Hamas? I’m drawing a blank.

    That was McCain.

  21. Gravatar Icon 21 durablend

    Is she even going to vote for HRC in the GE?

  22. Gravatar Icon 22 Sean D. Martin

    QiaB: Clinton was asked three times consecutively if she “believes” Obama is a Muslim. The first two times, she answered definitively. When pressed yet again, she answered, “There’s no reason to think that…as far as I know.”

    Ah, so as far as being a strong woman goes, all one has to do is ask her a question THREE times and she’ll cave.

  23. Gravatar Icon 23 Duros62

    so as far as being a strong woman goes, all one has to do is ask her a question THREE times and she’ll cave.

    And then Beetlejuice shows up.

  24. Gravatar Icon 24 Quaker in a Basement

    Ah, so as far as being a strong woman goes, all one has to do is ask her a question THREE times and she’ll cave.

    Now you’re being silly. And lazy. You can’t bother to go find the transcript? Here ya go:

    CLINTON: Of course not. I mean, that’s–you know, there is not basis for that. You know, I take him on the basis of what he says. And, you know, there isn’t any reason to doubt that.

    KROFT: And you said you’d take Senator Obama at his word that he’s not a Muslim.

    CLINTON: Right. Right.

    KROFT: You don’t believe that he’s a Muslim or implying? Right.

    CLINTON: No. No. Why would I? No, there is nothing to base that on, as far as I know.

    KROFT: It’s just scurrilous –

    CLINTON: Look, I have been the target of so many ridiculous rumors. I have a great deal of sympathy for anybody who gets, you know, smeared with the kind of rumors that go on all the time.

    OK, this is what the Clinton campaign has done to make Ms. Bunger in Indiana believe Obama is “the anti-christ from the Middle East”?

  25. Gravatar Icon 25 Quaker in a Basement

    Try it this way. Here’s a snip from today’s Maureen Dowd column:

    In a restaurant in Greenwood on Tuesday, Obama approached an older white guy who waved him off, muttering afterwards to a reporter: “I can’t stand him. He’s a Muslim. He’s not even pro-American as far as I’m concerned.”

    If you need help counting all the things wrong with this paragraph, go see today’s Daily Howler. Somerby takes filets this mackerel cleanly in the second part of today’s post.

    When you’re done, come back and explain why you think it’s OK for Obama Democrats to do the same thing to Mr. Obama’s Democratic opponent.

  26. Gravatar Icon 26 Duros62

    Actually, Quaker, I think it was Kroft who was being lazy.

  27. Gravatar Icon 27 Duros62

    Is she an otherwise functional human who has been exposed to some especially vicious rumors?

    Yes. And who is most at fault for letting her continue to believe such nonsense? All clues point to the media. We tune into the news to be better informed. They don’t seem to do that job anymore.

  28. Gravatar Icon 28 Sean D. Martin

    QiaB: Clinton was asked three times consecutively if she “believes” Obama is a Muslim. The first two times, she answered definitively. When pressed yet again, she answered, “There’s no reason to think that…as far as I know.”

    SDM: Ah, so as far as being a strong woman goes, all one has to do is ask her a question THREE times and she’ll cave.

    QiaB: Now you’re being silly. And lazy. You can’t bother to go find the transcript?

    Huh???

    I was going off your description of the interview. Now you’re telling me I (meaning you) didn’t have it right?

  29. Gravatar Icon 29 Duros62

    The correct answer, after the 3rd time asked, of course, would be:
    “Steve, do you have a motherfucking question?

  30. Gravatar Icon 30 Sean D. Martin

    The correct answer, after the 3rd time asked, of course, would be:
    “Steve, do you have a motherfucking question?“

    That would have required her to be tough.

  31. Gravatar Icon 31 Quaker in a Basement

    I repeat:

    2) The “as far as I know” moment? Review the transcript. Clinton was asked three times consecutively if she “believes” Obama is a Muslim. The first two times, she answered definitively. When pressed yet again, she answered, “There’s no reason to think that…as far as I know.”

    Did you review the transcript? I think you didn’t. Did you follow up your answer to my earlier question, “But other than that, who in the Clinton campaign has said anything that would lead someone to believe Obama is the antichrist?” I think you didn’t.

    Instead, you’re trying to make it Clinton’s fault for doing what any other human life form would do under the same circumstances.

  32. Gravatar Icon 32 Quaker in a Basement

    And Duros has the correct answer.

  33. Gravatar Icon 33 Sean D. Martin

    You had it right the first time. I was being silly. (Not to self: Be cautious when snarking around Quaker. Might take it too seriously.)

    But, as for the “as far as I know” moment? Review the transcript (or, better still, the video as I did). She could have stopped at “No. No. Why would I? No, there is nothing to base that on.” without out the brief pause and the “as far as I know” added on.

    I’m sure there are many human life forms that, after two firm responses and a third that was also clear and direct, would NOT have weakened the third with the unnecessary “as far as I know”.

  34. Gravatar Icon 34 Duros62

    She could have stopped at “No. No. Why would I? No, there is nothing to base that on.” without out the brief pause and the “as far as I know” added on.
    I have to agree. There was no reason to add that on. What’s-her-name called Clinton a monster in an off-the-cuff, “off the record” moment. She could have added “as far as I know.” But she didn’t. She got fired the next day.
    I’m trying to see your point, Quaker, but it eludes me.

  35. Gravatar Icon 35 Morgaine Swann

    Guys, you have missed the point. This woman is not atypical - she’s a normal person living an average life in a Southern or Appalachian area. The rumor that Obama is the anti-christ originates in the Baptist churches down here, then gets spread via a whispering campaign to the general populace. She’s not kidding. She’s actually concerned that these are the END TIMES because everyone around her says so.

    She doesn’t get MSNBC on her cable system if she even has cable, and she never heard of Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert. She voted for Bush because she wanted him to keep her safe from the evil Muslims and thinks he’s a good guy because he sent our soldiers to bring democracy to those poor people who weren’t lucky enough to be born a white Christian. She ACTUALLY BELIEVES that. She doesn’t know we torture prisoners and if you tried to get her to sign a copy of the Bill of Rights she’d report you to the sheriff for distributing communist propaganda. She thinks America is supposed to be a Christian country because all the founders were Christian. Yes, that’s not true, but that’s what she was taught in either public or private faith-based government funded church school down here.

    I live in the South and I am surrounded by these people. I hear my aunt and uncle repeat these talking points that get circulated through their church. If you met them, you’d think they were perfectly nice people and they are. There’s nothing obviously backwards about them - for this area, they’re sort of upper class because my aunt is in county government. They’re “good people,” they don’t believe in evolution and they think I’m damaged because I’m well-educated.

    This is what Barack has to deal with if he’s going to get votes down here. A good number of these people won’t vote for him because he’s black (or as they’d say, “colored”), even if they are Democrats. We don’t actually have Democcrats here, they’re Dixiecrats- that’s the word they’d use to describe themselves in many cases - and they think Hillary is the only thing standing between them and the Apocalypse. The challenge is going to be for him to seem non-threatening to the ones that can be reached and it won’t be easy. The local news parrots all the misinterpretations of his speeches here as if they’re fact.

    I wixh I could work for him down here as an interpreter, because that’s what it’s going to take for him to learn their language.

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