Nooooooo

Published April 29, 2008 in Humor and Politics.

Alan Keyes was unable to get the Constitution Party nomination for president. This can only mean one thing.

The Keyes Party.

WHERE DO I SEND MY DONATION?

1 Quaker in a Basement
Apr 29th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

Too nutty for the Constitution Party? Yikes!
2 Lee Coles
Apr 29th, 2008 at 2:32 pm

Obama’s last opponent. Like Hillary, this shows what depths a great mind is capable of stooping to.
3 Sean
Apr 29th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

KEYES 2008, MOTHASCRATCHAS!

He definitely needs a party of his own. I’ll happily hitch my political wagon to the Keyes Party.

The Keyesmasters?
4 anotherbozo
Apr 29th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

Maybe Jeremiah Wright will be his veep.
5 Duros62
Apr 29th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

If it makes you feel any better, Oliver, Cynthia McKinney is the Green party’s nominee. At least here in RI.
6 ListenToLeon
Apr 29th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

Stop it, Alan. Just…stop it.
7 midderpidge
Apr 29th, 2008 at 6:00 pm

Is Keyes actually from the United States or is he carpetbagging again?
8 Dr. Monkey
Apr 30th, 2008 at 12:43 am

I always wanted to go to a key party.
9 merl
Apr 30th, 2008 at 4:15 am

dr. monkey, you’re showing your age. and I agree with you.

Oliver Willis