Reed Hundt is unable to find detailed tech and telecom policy positions or analysis from John McCain. Of course, the thing is, Sen. McCain is still the Ranking Member On The Subcommittee To Investigate Horseless Carriages And Other Ungodly Implements Of Satan Propelled By Witchcraft.
Seriously, look at it. It’s clearly wizardry.

McCain looks like a 1,000 year old version of Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell
What a beautiful car.
(Also, look at all the unsafe glass, must’ve been lovely blood excursion when running into a pole.)