Hillary Clinton Watched Something. Make Her President.

Clinton surrogates like (former Admiral) Rep. Joe Sestak are being forced to say some ridiculous things in order to justify Sen. Clinton’s serial resume inflation. She has decided to use her 8 years as first lady as part of her “35 years” of national security experience qualifying her for commander-in-chief. She couldn’t just say she’s done a lot of good work on the Armed Services Committee as Senator (and she sure has), no, she had to puff it up. So on MSNBC today Admiral Sestak is forced to include Sen. Clinton “watching” naval carriers as justification for her having commander-in-chief experience.

Okay, so I’ve “watched” a lot of things too. I’ve “watched” James Bond movies, should I call up MI-5 and apply? I “watched” the Superbowl, should Eli Manning worry for his job security? I “watched” the Flintstones… I wonder if Mr. Slate is hiring?

Give. Me. A. Break.

8 Responses to “Hillary Clinton Watched Something. Make Her President.”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 SaveFarris

    If I’ve watched a Jessica Alba movie…

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Duros62

    …you could be the Thing from Fantastic 4.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Raznor

    It’s the Will Smith in Independence Day version of experience. “I’ve seen those alien crafts flying around, therefore I think I should have no problem flying it myself”

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Duros62

    Or the George W. Bush version. “My daddy was President. How hard could it be?”

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Jason

    Finest, funniest title for a post this year.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 jojo

    Ollie, if you’ve “watched” the James Bond movies, you’d know it was MI6, not 5 :)

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle

    Jojo:
    Do you know what is so special about Eva Green(the Bond girl from Casino Royale?

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 duros62

    She’s a man, baby, yeah!

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