How could you argue with these folks after they’ve laid out such a clear logic tree? If Hillary Clinton is elected president, we’re going to need universal healthcare just for all the sanitariums filled to capacity.
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My prepared response: “Hillary Derangement Syndrome.” That’s obviously the only sort of “argument” they understand so that should suffice.
While I am not in favor of Hillary (look how she voted for the Lieberman-Kyl “we’re at war with Iran almost” amendment!), the biggest positive that would come out of her being elected would indeed be watching the depths of gibbering apoplexy that wingnut gasbags like Limbaugh and Hannity would be reduced to on Jan 21, 2009.
Even better, I find it hard to believe they’d be able to resist their baser impulses to just call for her assassination after they didn’t get their way. And then we could lock them up and maybe render them to some mysterious country in the East where we’d never have to hear from them again!
“The nation’s soul is rotting and the Clintons are the fertilizer”?!?!?
Um…that doesn’t make sense, does it?
This has to be a parody, right?