Superman Is Here. In Romania.

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Really.

Investigations are underway into claims by approximately twenty villagers from Gemeni in Mehedinti county that a figure that looked remarkably like Superman flew above their village for a period of time.

According to local police all the witness statements are consistent. “He looked like Superman and was flying slowly at about 100 yards from the ground in a standing position. He didn’t make any smoke or sound. Just cruising around,” said one witness.

“We talked to people of different ages who are all reliable citizens in our village. They all said they saw this strange creature who flew over their houses in his shiny blue costume. We’ll just have to see what happens next,” said a police officer.

What nefarious plan is Lex Luthor cooking up in Romania? Will Superman stop him in time? Stay tuned.

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