Alan Keyes For President

alankeyes(Takoma Park, MD) - OliverWillis.Com officially endorsed former UN ambassador and true conservative Alan Keyes for the Republican nomination for president. "Alan Keyes announcement today is the entry of the first real conservative into the 2008 election. Unlike pretenders to the throne like Rudy Giuliani, Fred Thompson, and Mitt Romney, Alan Keyes understands that we have to stop liberals from killing the baby and preventing the government from instilling Christian values in our nation.", said editor in chief Oliver Willis. Keyes is best remembered for falling into a mosh pit in the 2000 election, singing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" in his 2004 fight against Barack Obama, and for hosting a television show called "Alan Keyes is Making Sense" that contained no sense whatsoever. Unlike the other wimpy Republicans, Keyes is an unabashed social theocon and expresses the true values of the Republican party.

 

We wish him nothing but absolute success.

6 Responses to “Alan Keyes For President”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Jadegold

    Keyes’ coffers must be running low. He always runs for office when he needs money.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 C.S.Strowbridge

    As I said on Fark.com, I hope he gets more publicity than Ron Paul. That could cause mass head explosions in Pauliens.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Touckyclouche

    Keep up this great web-resource!
    P.S. Let me know about updates on Your site!I’ll be really glad!
    the original party hardcore presents
    With the best regards!

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Bruce

    To quote Josh Marshall, I am glad he threw his straitjacket into the ring.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 hiutopor

    Hello

    Very interesting information! Thanks!

    G’night

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 BJD

    Dr. Keyes is an excellent candidate for POTUSA. I hope he garners the GOP nomination.

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