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The Mark?

I’ve seen the title of this John Fund hagiography of Karl Rove pop up as he’s announced his resignation, and every time I see it - “The Mark Of Rove” - I can’t help but to think of a famous literary mark.

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Crucio!

8 Responses to “The Mark?”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 OxyCon

    Temporary setback for the House of Slytherin.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Randy Brown

    Yeah…but at least Riddle Jr. didn’t cop out halfway through “Order of the Phoenix”, the equivalent of what Rove’s doing.

    And just what Death Eater would Dubya be? I say Draco Malfoy. Full of bravado and bluster, but chokes up and pisses his pants when it’s time to deliver.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Oliver

    Yep, very Draco. And of course Voldermort is Cheney.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Diamond LeGrande

    Cheney can’t be Voldemort. Voldemort had a soul to split up eight ways. Cheney never had a soul.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Randy Brown

    No, I think Cheney would be Dolores Jane Umbridge. Organization person, stickler for rules, personality something like poisoned honey.
    But even Umbridge never laid an Unforgiveable Curse on somebody - and made the VICTIM apologize…

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Randy Brown

    Make that, “…never accidentally laid an Unforgiveable Curse on somebody…”

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Diamond LeGrande

    Yes! Umbridge always struck me as more vile than even Voldemort himself. Voldemort acted in perpetual self-preservation. Umbridge did what she did for fun.

    Besides, think of the appropriateness of Cheney/Umbridge inscribing “I will not tell lies” on Harry’s hand — all because Harry told the truth.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Randy Brown

    And Gonzo would be Cornelius Fudge…

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