Oliver Willis

21 Responses to “Rudy Giuliani’s Tax Lie”

1. 1 Eric Dondero
   Jul 29th, 2007 at 12:26 pm

   Please explain why Burack HUSSEIN Obama has managed to compile a perfect 100% score on the annual survey put out by the Marxist ADA?

   Or, how about his perfect 100% score from the Socialist Teachers Union, the NEA?

   Obama is a Fascist. The guy doesn’t have a single Freedom bone in his body. If elected, his first act as President will be to march all freedom-loving libertarians off to the concentration camps.

   And btw, “Chicago-land” where Obama comes from, is an Authoritarian rathole. You can’t drive 2 miles there without being forced to pay some toll to Emporer Daley. Obama would love to turn the entire United States into a Gulag ala Chicago.

2. 2 cellulose
   Jul 29th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

   Oh, I get it.

   His middle name is Hussein, just like that other guy! I bet they’re similar politically.

   Good catch, Eric.

3. 3 Oliver Willis
   Jul 29th, 2007 at 1:17 pm

   Because Barack Obama is the Manchurian candidate for Radical Islam and Socialism. Duh.

   This has been another edition of snappy answers to stupid questions.

4. 4 Oliver Willis
   Jul 29th, 2007 at 1:18 pm

   Also, is the freedom bone connected to the reactionary nutjob bone?

5. 5 James E. Powell
   Jul 29th, 2007 at 1:52 pm

   Rudy is following the George W. Bush script from 2000: as long as you keep saying “tax cuts,” no one will bring up the facts, do the math or ask any tough questions.

6. 6 Dr. Victor Davis Handjob
   Jul 29th, 2007 at 2:24 pm

   Useful tip: In Spanish-speaking countries, the freedom bone is called “el dondero.”

   Seriously, here’s hoping Eric Dondero sticks around. He’s like a nuttier Dale from King of the Hill.

7. 7 Enlightened Liberal
   Jul 29th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

   Wow, good parody of a right-wing nutcase Eric. Well played.

8. 8 C.S.Strowbridge
   Jul 29th, 2007 at 8:32 pm

   “Wow, good parody of a right-wing nutcase Eric. Well played.”

   That was parody, right? Right?

9. 9 Diamond LeGrande
   Jul 29th, 2007 at 9:52 pm

   I saw his website. I don’t think it’s parody.

10. 10 Zython
    Jul 30th, 2007 at 3:50 am

    Please explain why Burack HUSSEIN Obama has managed to compile a perfect 100% score on the annual survey put out by the Marxist ADA?

    Wait, the American Dental Association has a political agenda? I should really stop reading here. And if having good teeth is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right. Let’s see what else Eric Rudolph Dondero has to say.

    Obama is a Fascist

    You just called him a marxist and a socialist two sentences ago. Do you even know what those words mean?

    “Chicago-land”

    What the hell is “Chicago-land”? Is it anything like Chicago?

    You can’t drive 2 miles there without being forced to pay some toll to Emporer Daley.

    Hmmm…pay 0.50$ when traveling on a freeway, or pay 10% sales tax…choices…

    Obama would love to turn the entire United States into a Gulag ala Chicago.

    And when we call Gitmo a “gulag”, we’re accused of hyperbole.

    Boy, you must really hate this country, huh.

    This has been Zython with “Tearing Conservatives a New One”.

11. 11 Dr. Victor Davis Handjob
    Jul 30th, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Here’s a scary thought: if this guy has such strong opinions about the ADA, there’s a good chance this frothing manica actually pulls people’s teeth for a living.

12. 12 Dr. Victor Davis Handjob
    Jul 30th, 2007 at 10:18 am

    ‘Maniac,’ that is.

13. 13 Duros62
    Jul 30th, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    The point is, Giuliani is offering a negative media narrative that could seriously undermine his campaign.

    From where I’m sitting up here in the cheap seats, it seems the point is Rudy cannot tell the truth.
    Imagine that.

14. 14 Duros62
    Jul 30th, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    Obama is a Fascist. The guy doesn’t have a single Freedom bone in his body. If elected, his first act as President will be to march all freedom-loving libertarians off to the concentration camps.

    Fukc OFF! Don’t you have some kittens to drown or something?

    But… are thee rides at “Chicago-Land?”

    Dude makes Mullah cyfoc look rational.

15. 15 mdhåtter
    Jul 30th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    There he goes again. (Rudy)

16. 16 Dr. Victor Davis Handjob
    Jul 30th, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    The Malkin-LGF-Freeper base is why the GOP has refused to have Youtube debates. They know that one question from a Dondero would be replayed millions of times, and it would put the candidates in a really awkward position of either affirming or criticizing the base’s insanity. Imagine how awesome it would be if Dondero got through! GO DONDERO! MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD ACROSS THIS LAND!

17. 17 Jeremy
    Jul 30th, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    The Chicagoland Area is often referred to as vast suburban area surrounding Chicago. You can make fun of Dondero all you want (please do!), but to make fun of the term “Chicagoland” just makes you sound like an ignoramus who’s too busy to learn about a city that doesn’t happen to border an ocean.

18. 18 Duros62
    Jul 30th, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    .. too busy to learn about a city that doesn’t happen to border an ocean.

    Aw, dude, you’re just jealous. Some of us are not cued up to the intricacies of the local vernacular, tha’s all. Chicago-Land sounded like a smack-down to me.

19. 19 Enlightened Liberal
    Jul 30th, 2007 at 6:39 pm

    “ignoramus who’s too busy to learn about a city that doesn’t happen to border an ocean”

    What if I am too busy to learn about Chicago? Just kidding, its a great place, too bad you have to go through Indiana to get to it (from the east).

20. 20 Jeremy
    Jul 30th, 2007 at 9:35 pm

    Actually, I live three miles from the Atlantic Ocean and have spent maybe a week, total of my life in Illinois at all. Jealousy has nothing to do with it.

21. 21 Duros62
    Jul 31st, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    I was kidding.
    Jealousy has nothing to do with it.

    Well?

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