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Some People Have Mecca, Others Have Jerusalem, And Some Have Jessica Alba

jessica alba

She makes a splash at Comic-Con.

Blocking out screams of "Jessica, I love you!" and a flurry of camera flashes from the surrounding crowd, many approached the experience in a businesslike manner.

"Nice to meet you. You’re very beautiful. You can put it to Gonzo please," said Gonzalo Sanchez of Spring Valley, Calif., moving right along.

A typical exchange went as follows:

"Hello Jessica."

"How are you?" she would reply.

"I’m good. Nice to meet you."

"What’s your name?"

"Kevin."

Timothy Sexton of Arizona said he was celebrating his birthday, and gave Alba a plush red bear.

Some nerve-wracked fans simply stared. One confessed to having "a little butterflies," while another, when asked by Alba how he was doing, was only able to manage a garbled, "wegslent."

We are all "Wegslent".

(via)

10 Responses to “Some People Have Mecca, Others Have Jerusalem, And Some Have Jessica Alba”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Robster

    If I had known she was going to be there, I would’ve bought a ticket and taken a few pics for you guys. Talk about missed opportunities.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 klyde

    She like so many hollywood actresses is starving herself into unactractiveness

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 calling all toasters

    Letting Jessica Alba into Comic-Con is like leaving LSD out for your 3-year-old.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Diamond LeGrande

    Some of these guys may not have had any relations with a woman to whom they were not blood related. I would seriously advise going to the bathroom in another location.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Tommykey

    Yeah, I could worship that!

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 spitar1

    Just got back from the con. If you’ve never been Oliver you should go. It is all things pop culture. I didn’t get to see miss Alba unfortunately though.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 spitar1

    Just got back from the con. If you’ve never been Oliver you should go. It is all things pop culture. I didn’t get to see miss Alba unfortunately though.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 william

    I’m sure the bathrooms were a complete mess after her appearance. For most of the geeks in attendance, it was the first time they were ever that close to a warm female body. Except of course their own mothers, who continually scold them for using all of her vaseline and kleenex.

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Michael Markman

    Not sure about your headline, Ollier. I’d like to point out that the same “some people” who have Mecca also claim Jerusalem.

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 Skip Spady

    Yes, the force is strong with one…

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