Transformers

megan fox in transformers

I know I’m supposed to be high minded and not like Michael Bay’s movies, but God help me I enjoy the hell out of them (except for Pearl Harbor). The action is over the top, there are ten explosions per minute, and almost always the best solution to resolve the plot is military hardware. But then, Transformers is a movie about giant robots based on a cartoon designed to sell toys in the 1980s. This isn’t high art, but its a hell of a theme park ride. Shia Labeouf is unexpectedly entertaining in his lead role, and Megan Fox vaults right up into the hottie top ten thanks to this movie.

Rating: 3.5/5

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8 Responses to “Transformers”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 jerry

    Confession: I fell asleep during Gosford Park.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 eva

    Oliver, you’re a bit younger than I am and I will bow to your wisdom: Shia LeBoeuf “passed” as a 17-yr-old even though he’s 21.
    Do you think Megan Fox, hot and fantastic, “passed” as a 17-yr-old even though SHE’s 21?

    I actually believed Sam’s family dynamic (I liked his parents) and was surprised when upper-middle-class Sam stopped by at Mikaela’s house: she was like in a poor neighborhood, her house looked like a renovated trailer.

    I thought high school cared more about family wealth than the kids appeared to.
    Or was Mikaela so hot that NOBODY cared that her dad was in the pokey?

    Eva

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Ian

    I saw it the other night and thought it was one of the better movies I’ve seen in a while.

    I don’t really like Shia and thought he was pretty good in it.

    But the real question is .. what the hell is that trailer about before the movie?

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Rex Mundane

    what the hell is that trailer about before the movie?

    Speculation abounds, and points not least of all to the significance film’s release date: 1-18-08

    Ah, I love the smell of viral marketing in the morning. Also, you never heard it from me, but Ethan Haas Was Right.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 IanY77

    Megan Fox is now in my top 5. That douche from 90210 (not that douche the other one, no not THAT one, right, the guy with the ears) was smart to lock her down at 19.

    Ian: Apparently it’s a monster movie involving crashed aliens. Sort of a mix of ID4 and Godzilla.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 TheHolyFatman

    My husband, the major film snob refuses to see Transformers because it was directed by Michael Bay. However, EVERYONE says its pretty fun.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 C.S.Strowbridge

    Ian: I hear it’s a Cthulhu movie, or at least has some basis in Lovecraft mythology.

    But I doubt it.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 pengo

    yeah, it’s just about the worst movie I’ve ever seen. I like summer movies, dumb movies, and without getting into my specifics, know that all of my childhood heroes were giant robots. Michael Bay could have easily titled his film “transformers are LAME cars are RAD”. where’s my shovel.

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