7.12.07: Bush to Declare Progress in Iraq on Some Benchmarks
The Bush administration will assert in the next few days that progress in carrying out the new American strategy in Iraq has been satisfactory on nearly half of the 18 benchmarks set by Congress, according to several administration officials.
Where have I heard it before? It sounds familiar. Where have I heard the refrain that “we’re making progress” in Iraq before? Oh, right. Every year for the last four years of this war.
6.28.07
“The colonel leading the assault says we have denied al Qaeda a major bastion. The city is cleared. The challenge, of course, is going to be for coalition and Iraqi forces to keep it that way. But we’re making progress in Operation Phantom Thunder.”
4.4.07
“So while we’re making progress, it also is tough. And so the way to deal with it is to stay on the offense, is to help these Iraqis.”
6.9.06
“And victory in Iraq is a country that can sustain itself, govern itself and defend itself. That’s the definition of victory, and we’re making progress toward that goal.”
4.4.06
“And I’m convinced we’re making progress there. But I do urge the folks on the ground to get that unity government in place, so that the Iraqi people have confidence in their future.”
3.22.06
“And we’re making progress when it comes to training the troops. More and more Iraqis are taking the fight.”
3.21.06
“We’re making progress because of — we’ve got a strategy for victory, and we’re making progress because the men and women of the United States military are showing magnificent courage and they’re making important sacrifices that have brought Iraq to an historic moment — the opportunity to build a democracy that reflects its country’s diversity, that serves its people, and is an active partner in the fight against the terrorists.”
1.10.06
“The training of the Iraqi police is an enormous task and, frankly, it hasn’t always gone smoothly. Yet we’re making progress — and our soldiers see the transformation up close.”
10.16.05
“We’re making progress toward peace. We’re making progress toward an ally that will join us in the war on terror, that will prevent al Qaeda from establishing safe haven in Iraq, and a country that will serve as an example for others who aspire to live in freedom.”
10.05.05
“So on the one hand, we’re making progress when it comes to training Iraqis to take the fight to the enemy, we’re bringing the enemy to justice, we’re on the offense. On the other hand, democracy is moving forward in a part of the world that is so desperate for democracy and so desperate for freedom.”
8.23.05
“I’ll remind the people that we’re making progress on two fronts — a political front. The Iraqi people are working hard to reach a consensus on their constitution.”
8.11.05
“And we’re making progress training the Iraqis. Oh, I know it’s hard for some Americans to see that progress, but we are making progress.”
5.20.05
“But one of the things that’s important to understand is the Iraqi government understands that as civilian governments change, there needs to be stability in the military and a chain of command that links top to bottom. And General Casey knows we’re making progress toward establishing that chain of command.”
6.17.04
“And we’re making progress toward that goal. We’ve been there — it’s been 14 months since the fall of Baghdad, and the work has been hard and difficult.”
5.24.04
“We’re making progress. Yet there still is much work to do. Over the decades of Saddam’s rule, Iraq’s infrastructure was allowed to crumble, while money was diverted to palaces, and to wars, and to weapons programs.”
5.5.04
“And we’re making progress. There are a few people there in Iraq that want to claim credit for any situation on the ground, but the people in Fallujah are tired of foreign fighters and radicals and extremists preventing them from living a normal life.”
4.30.04
“And so we’re making progress, you bet. There’s a strategy toward freedom.”
4.13.04
“But when you think about where the country has come from, it’s a relatively short period of time. And we’re making progress.”
11.27.03
“Well, one way you measure is how many people you bring to justice. And they feel like they’re making good progress.”
8.8.03
“The American people know that we laid out the facts, we based the decision on sound intelligence and they also know we’ve only been there for a hundred days. And we’re making progress.”
7.30.03
“And so we’re making progress. It’s slowly but surely making progress of bringing the — those who terrorize their fellow citizens to justice, and making progress about convincing the Iraqi people that freedom is real.”
4.24.03
“And we’re making progress. There’s tangible, visible progress on the ground there in Iraq.”
We’re making progress: only 18 months until we can hand this donkeyf*ck off to a different administration.
Nice compilation, Oliver. Amazing to see how often they can get away with saying the same things over and over again with no accountability, just like with their “six more months” bullshit.
Don’t forget “Stay the course”, Vic.
That’s a lot of progress. Are we there yet?
Hey! Give the man a break.
It’s hard work, after all.
Almost as good as the “terrorists and dead-enders are DESPERATE” compilation.
Dugger’s saluting his computer screen with a Benny Hill smile of pride on his face.
Oliver Willis: against Progress in Iraq.
SaveFarris: against defining Progress OR Victory in Iraq
President Bush now consistently reminds me of the manager of the worst baseball team in the league.
Forget the sound-bytes — look at the scoreboard.
SaveFarris, you would have made a great Komsomol with your keen ability to reward the failure of your leaders and sniff out traitors in our midst. Thank you for your service to the Motherland.
We are progressing our way off a cliff here, Mr. Bush.
Hell, I’m done with calling him Mister. And Bush, too.
How about just jackass?
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flash forward to the farewell speech on 1/20/09:
“We’ve made a lot of progress in Iraq…”
Save Farris: Just Really, Really Stupid And Pefectly Happy To Demonstrate It
Excellent post. But if you showed if to Bush, he’d probably say that all that progress adds up to lots of progress!
Fact checking Bush:
FACT CHECK: Bush’s Claims Of ‘Satisfactory Performance’ In Iraq Debunked…
Bill Clinton said the first thing a man who finds himself in a hole should do is stop digging.
Bush asked for a bigger shovel, and announces “Progress!!” made with each shovelful.
Then he dumps the shovelful on the media, who lap it up and announce the Preznit is just being true to his values.
We ARE making Progress, though, in the opposite direction: Getting us out of the hole.
The House has passed the end-the-war Bill, and the Senate process is going to get interesting.
I want to see just how many brave GOP stalwarts fulfill their blood-sworn vow to fall on their daggers to protect and defend the legacy of their party and their dear Führer.
Answer: maybe not so many, and fewer and fewer as their Election date gets closer and closer, and they realize they are going to have to give up their membership in the Congressional Golf and Athletic Clubs, their elite Capitol parking spot, and they will have to say good-bye and good luck to their well-paid staff with tears in their eyes.
Actually, wellstone, Will Rogers said that. He also said
And
they are going to have to give up their membership….
Yes, but they’ll still get their pension and free healthcare for life.
Maybe you remember the phrase from my piece “Progress in Iraq” posted three weeks ago at Unbossed and elsewhere:
http://unbossed.com/index.php?itemid=1582
SaveFarris: “Oliver Willis: against Progress in Iraq.”
Oh, Jesus Christ. You can’t possibly be this stupid. The Bush administration has been lying about there being progress in Iraq for more than four years now, and you still believe it each time.
You can’t possibly be this stupid.
Apparantly, he can.