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On Monday a guy who I couldn’t see well in the dark in a car I didn’t know called out to me in front of the Council On Foreign Relations building (the CFR is the nexus for many conspiracy theories) and shook my hand and told me he liked my blog.
Clearly I am now a part of the New World Order.
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Were you in a parking garage? Did you give him the New World Order handshake? (Would you tell us?)
All I can say is that the yodeling man is as quiet as a mouse during a full moon.
And that’s all I can say.
You know, after I called you over and shook your hand, I thought about it and was afraid I might have freaked you out. I was just waiting to pick somebody up (who was taking a class in the neighborhood) when I recognized you. “Holy Shit, that’s Oliver” was all that was going through my head.
I really am sorry I freaked you out. Just wanted to tell you I liked your blog - ’cause I do.
Welcome to the D-list.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5KJJ83MQUg
Clearly I am now a part of the New World Order.
Or marked for death.
I’d keep my eyes peeled for black helicopters.
you will have found out the truth of the last tree and the top most cloud before the truth about me. You will understant the sea and I shall be still a riddle. You shall know what the stars are and not know what I am. Since the beginning of the world all men have hunted me like a wolf. kings, sages and poets, and law givers, all the churches and all the philosophies. I am immortal and the skies will fall before I turn to bay. Come join me in the marvellous offering of the Novus Ordo Seclorum.