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11 Responses to “Deep Thoughts From Ann Althouse, Episode 2”

1. 1 R.J.
   Jun 20th, 2007 at 12:28 am

   It’s odd how Ann sees phallic symbols in gas pumps, vaginas in onion rings, and has an unhealthy fascination with breasts. It’s almost like she’d be the perfect companion for Ace (Ace of Spades) if he didn’t have an aversion to Play-Doh and bacon.

2. 2 Dr Paisley
   Jun 20th, 2007 at 2:07 am

   Because nothing says “vagina” like breading and hot fat.

3. 3 Wilbur
   Jun 20th, 2007 at 3:41 am

   I like my onion rings seafood-flavored.

4. 4 C.S.Strowbridge
   Jun 20th, 2007 at 7:13 am

   Maybe her vagina really does look like an onion ring. Have you guys thought of that?

   (I would apologize for making people here think of An Althouse’s vagina, but I’m evil. Ha ha ha.)

5. 5 Nimrod Gently
   Jun 20th, 2007 at 7:38 am

   An onion ring certainly could be a vaginal symbol in, like, a Goddard film or something.

6. 6 michael
   Jun 20th, 2007 at 9:11 am

   BWAHAHAH! That’s totally funny because Bill Clinton had sex with EVERYBODY when he was President!

7. 7 Quaker in a Basement
   Jun 20th, 2007 at 12:07 pm

   Oh my goodness. Please tell me the whole onion ring business was from a parody of an Althouse post and not the real thing. Could anyone be that addled?

8. 8 Wellstone
   Jun 20th, 2007 at 2:53 pm

   Hmmm - crusty, rough-textured, and permanently in the shape of a wide-open “O”; always bitten, never licked..

   Could Ann Althouse be describing her own vagina here?

   The imagination recoils in greasy horror.

9. 9 Duros62
   Jun 20th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

   Jeezuz, talk about projection…

   It’s almost like she’d be the perfect companion for Ace (Ace of Spades) if he didn’t have an aversion to Play-Doh and bacon.

   ROFLMAO

10. 10 Joshua Gaines
    Jun 21st, 2007 at 12:06 am

    Someone has to explain the Ace of Spades remark to me. I don’t get it.

11. 11 Xanthippas
    Jun 22nd, 2007 at 12:15 am

    That is a most hilarious summation of her…uh, “contribution.”

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