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A Bird Poops On Bush, Speaks For The Entire Nation

God bless him. The bird.

As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, “I’ve got confidence in Al Gonzales doin’ the job.”

Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President’s sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.

8 Responses to “A Bird Poops On Bush, Speaks For The Entire Nation”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 mestizO

    heh. we need more brave birds.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Organic George

    That sparrow needs to stand for Hoyer’s job.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Dugger

    I think this takes this week’s prize as the most intelligent Bush criticism on this iste.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 SpiderJ

    The bird was immediately rendered, in an extraordinary fashion, to Syria. We don’t know what Syria will do with the bird. But whatever it was, Syria did it. Not us. Syria.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 merlallen

    iste? take your meds, dugger.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Dugger

    Merl

    Criticizing my typing: fish in a barrel. But, guilty as charged.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Duros62

    File this under Oh, Sweet, sweet Irony.

    Why does that bird hate America?

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 doug r

    I should start a blog: The Pooping Sparrow

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