Oliver Willis

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1. 1 Waveflux
   May 21st, 2007 at 8:20 pm

   That’s hilarious…but Fight Club is now totally ruined for me.

2. 2 Rex Mundane
   May 21st, 2007 at 11:59 pm

   Left out a few:

   “It was the guy on the floor that whole time.”
   “Wife’s head was in the box.”
   “That’s not really his daughter.”
   “Nope, turns out he was Yuri.”
   “He’s had it with those motherf$%king snakes on that motherf$%king plane.”
   “Kong does not survive the fall.”

   And as a pre-emptive:
   “No, they’re never getting off the damn island, and you’ll never understand why.”

3. 3 Oliver Willis
   May 22nd, 2007 at 1:57 am

   “Marty does indeed go back to the future.”
   “The Joker dies.”
   “Simba becomes king.”
   “Forrest finds Jenny. She dies.”

4. 4 Rex Mundane
   May 22nd, 2007 at 12:24 pm

   “They Find Nemo.”
   “Actually its not Jason Vorhees, but his mother.”
   “He still knows what you did last summer.”
   “Okay, now its Jason Vorhees.”
   “Its Neve Campbell’s Boyfriend, then its the Reporter, then its the Director.”
   “She kills Bill, it turns out.”
   “Of course thats Superman’s kid.”
   “The Titanic sinks.”
   “Its still Jason Vorhees.”
   “Oh, also she still had the Heart of the Sea with her, she was just dicking with the salvage crew.”
   “Indiana Jones drowned his mistress so Catwoman wouldnt find out, then tries to kill her for finding out.”
   “It continues to be Jason Vorhees.”
   “Turns out the French actually did have the Holy Grail.”
   “Main character feels betrayed, loses mind, everyine dies.” (All of Shakespeare)
   “Rocky wins by losing, then he wins by winning, then he goes to Russia because Creed dies and everyone stops caring for 20 years.”
   “Its Jason Vorhees in Spaaaaaaaaace.”

5. 5 Matt
   May 22nd, 2007 at 12:53 pm

   “Luthor is bald.”

6. 6 JR
   May 22nd, 2007 at 4:49 pm

   “Aeris dies.”
   “Gilderoy Lockhart is a fraud.”
   “It was all a dream.”
   “It was all an elaborate hoax.”
   “Bill Murray saves the day.”
   “It turns out he’s the reincarnation of Dracula.”
   “Hitler’s head explodes.”

7. 7 Duros62
   May 23rd, 2007 at 4:03 pm

   “Toto got screwed.”

8. 8 Duros62
   May 23rd, 2007 at 4:04 pm

   It was all a game.

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