As of this writing the mental midgets of Redstate.com have dedicated 447 words to the discussion of whether the slogan to my site is accurate or not. Why are they so stupid? Why don’t they get this? It is not remotely complicated. Kryptonite kills Superman. My site kills (or attempts to, in this case) stupid. My site is … wait for it … LIKE KRYPTONITE TO STUPID.
This is not a complicated concept, yet the guys on one of the top con websites cannot figure it out and lash out by making tired old fat jokes. Come on.
* Corrected spelling of the bewildered and stupid Leon Wolf’s name, who just does not get the very very very simple slogan of this site.
Or at the very least weakens him. The green stuff does anyway. Are there multiple colours of Kryptonite again, or is it still just the green? I can never keep track.
Don’t know how well that Kryptonite is working, Oliver. The right wing vermin seem to be all over this place.
When they make fat jokes just remember: A person can always lose weight but stupid is forever.
I thought they got rid of the many different kryptonites, but red could still be around.
And prolonged exposure to the green stuff does in fact kill Kal-El.
Kryptonite kills Superman.
OW.com kills stupid.
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OW.com is kryptonite.
So doesn’t that imply that Superman is stupid? More accurately, he’s like stupid?
I think that this is what “LIKE KRYPTONITE TO STUPID” looks like in operation, Oliver. Let it go. The more they get flummoxed by your motto, the less lies they can tell.
Logical fallacy, A-Non.
Did I miss something in Leon’s posts? Where are the fat jokes?
And while I have always understood your slogan’s intended meaning (despite the logical yoga,) I’ve always considered you much more like Miracle Grow to stupid.
SEE- You can make funny with Oliver without resorting to fat jokes.
Marty - just from the quick perusal of the links Ollie provides I noted several refernces to “O-Tub”. Pay attention.
A-non:
No, Superman’s just a dick.
Oliver, your site seems to be more of a magnet to stupid. The Redstate.com stuff just proves it.
those pussies at red state will ban you for a simple disagreement.
Never mind name calling.
they are bigger cowards than their Dear Leader.
Just like the white stuff in chicken shit, it’s all chicken shit to the Reds and their fellow travelers, the Pinks. I am so glad that Red is no longer the political color of my world view of choice. The poor “think they are conservatives” are the New Bolsheviks, the Reds if you will. They chose it for themselves. It must have been the kryptonite.
Thank you, WallyO.
LB
oliver willis dot com like bizarro kryptonite! make stupid stronger!! this is a good development for the republicans!!!1
oliver willis dot com not make bizarro red staters smarter though.
bizarro red staters laugh because they are sad…..
Kryptonite doesn’t kill Superman, Oliver.
See, there you go again. Because it is material from Supe’s home planet, it makes him “non - super”.
Maybe over the years they juiced up the stories by making kryptonite lethal, but as late as the aerly 60’s, it couldn’t kill him.
What always got me when I was a kid was when they would say, “Superman couldn’t see it because it was lined with lead”, as if being unable to see through lead, meant you couldn’t see lead.
What we believed when we were kids!