Holy Crazy Astronaut Love Triangle, Batman

When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut, mainly for the glamour and the adventure of the undertaking. Who knew the entire process also included crazy astronaut love triangles?

An astronaut drove 900 miles and donned a disguise to confront a woman she believed was her rival for the affections of a space shuttle pilot, police said. She was arrested Monday and charged with attempted kidnapping and other counts.

U.S. Navy Capt. Lisa Nowak, 43, who flew last July on a shuttle mission to the international space station, was also charged with attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery. She was denied bail.

I gave up on my dream when I realized that a lot of math is involved. A lot. But I don’t think this kind of behavior is covered in NASA manuals.

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9 Responses to “Holy Crazy Astronaut Love Triangle, Batman”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 jerry

    Only two are astronauts, so technically it’s only a crazy astronaut love line. (Sorry for the math.)

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Disgusted in St. Louis

    Almost like some way..way out Jerry Lewis’ movie* plot

    *Dick Shawn was great, as usual, in this film.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Emily

    I just bet there’s some medicine out there that will help this lady.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Quaker in a Basement

    Gave up on the dream?

    C’mon OW. You. Miss Alba. Zero gravity.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Disgusted in St. Louis

    Speaking from personal experience, of course, there are certain inherit physiological difficulties with zero gravity …umm…Albalization

    But we can still dream about it!

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Eryka

    This poor woman. She clearly didnt go to the Tom Delay school of mug shot photo taking.

    I sure there is some I’m spaced out defense.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Eryka

    This poor woman. She clearly didnt go to the Tom Delay school of mug shot photo taking.

    I sure there is some I’m spaced out defense.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 mdhåtter

    “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Quaker in a Basement

    Does that guy have a pet rabbit?

    He might oughta check on it.

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