All Of A Sudden I Like Basketball Now

Published November 30, 2006 in Politics.

1 mdhatter
Nov 30th, 2006 at 1:42 pm

because hockey sucks like never before?
2 michael
Nov 30th, 2006 at 1:48 pm

Because you’re not following the Celtics?
3 Jet
Nov 30th, 2006 at 4:19 pm

Tsk, tsk, Oliver. What will Jessica think?
4 BD
Nov 30th, 2006 at 4:34 pm

Rumors swirl that the unconfirmed romantic relationship between liberal bomb thrower Oliver Willis and actress Jessica Alba is on the rocks; sources cannot confirm that a cheerleader for the Houston Rockets is in the center of the fray.
5 Duros62
Nov 30th, 2006 at 4:36 pm

sources cannot confirm that a cheerleader for the Houston Rockets is in the center of the fray.

“What can I say?”, the Rocket’s squad member was quoted as saying. “I like balls in my face.”
6 Waveflux
Nov 30th, 2006 at 4:47 pm

Hel-lo.
7 Quaker in a Basement
Nov 30th, 2006 at 5:02 pm

Isn’t it against the rules to hide the basketballs in your clothes?
8 Oliver
Nov 30th, 2006 at 6:10 pm

I tepidly refute the reports that haven’t been written yet that I am simultaneously dating cheerleaders AND Jessica Alba.
9 jimmmm
Dec 1st, 2006 at 8:43 am

Jeez, I dunno, the Laker Girls are kinda, well, ugly.

And the Rockets’ Dunking Dancer using deflated balls for the trampoline dunk? Purely bush league*.

(Heh: ‘Balls,’ ‘bush.’)
10 Lantern Bearer
Dec 1st, 2006 at 9:34 am

Red over white with a slash of road black over the cleave -

Go Cards! and anybody playing UK.