Archive for March, 2006

MD GOP Wimps Out

Looks like they’re all the same around the country

Republicans in the Maryland Senate unplugged their computers, picked up their belongings and marched out of the chamber yesterday afternoon in protest of a frantic push by Democrats to pass a stack of hotly contested bills.

Infuriated members strode up the marble State House staircase to the offices of Gov. Robert L. Ehrlich Jr. (R), who applauded them for the rare walkout and declared that four years of “monopoly frustration has come to a head.”

The display came on the most tense day of the 2006 General Assembly session, with just 90 minutes remaining for Democrats to get legislation to the governor’s desk and still leave time for a future override vote, should Ehrlich choose to veto the bills.

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Reason 3,236 Why I Don’t Go Off Half-Cocked Like Right Wing Bloggers

Yesterday they were ready to string her up as a jihadist. Wonder if they’ll do what they always do and issue a “nevermind”?

Jill Carroll forced to make propaganda video as price of freedom

The night before journalist Jill Carroll’s release, her captors said they had one final demand as the price of her freedom: She would have to make a video praising her captors and attacking the United States, according to Jim Carroll.

In a long phone conversation with his daughter on Friday, Mr. Carroll says that Jill was “under her captor’s control.”

Ms. Carroll had been their captive for three months and even the smallest details of her life - what she ate and when, what she wore, when she could speak - were at her captors’ whim. They had murdered her friend and colleague Allan Enwiya, “she had been taught to fear them,” he says. And before making one last video the day before her release, she was told that they had already killed another American hostage.

The 101st Fighting Keyboarders always know best, right?

UPDATE: Can you believe the hubris of these chuckleheads? Captain’s Quarters says that this explanation is “Good Enough” for him. As if what him and the other members of the 101st think should be of any consequence to Ms. Carroll and her family.

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FYI

You don’t see posts from Ian Schwartz aka “The Political Teen” aka “Expose The Left” aka “Fire David Gregory” on my site anymore because this is the sort of content Ian considers worthy discourse:

“big black fatty”

Ian is free to spew his own infantile bigotry on his blog and other right-wing blogs, but not here.

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We’re Losing Our Culture!

God knows what would happen if we allow outside cultures to become a part of America.

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MD Polling

WSJ/Zogby’s latest has Steele losing to both Cardin & Mfume, while Ehrlich is also losing to Martin O’Malley… While the Congress may end ‘06 essentially unchanged there’s a distinct possibility (and one I feel better about) that we may flip to a majority of Democratic governors in America…

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Blue State Progress vs. Red State Regression

The Times has an editorial about stem cell research leading with the recent passage in Maryland of funds for stem cell research that Gov. Ehrlich reluctantly signed to the chagrin of his right-wing base. I got my local delegates on the record as supporting the issue via email. One thing I noted about the pro-progress pro-stem cell research states to date: Maryland, California, New Jersey and Connecticut are all solid blue.

On the other hand, South Dakota, solid red, has banned stem cell research.

They choose the dark ages. We choose progress.

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Is It OK Now To Just Hate Hispanics?

I’m watching the top segment on O’Reilly and he’s talking with one of these fellows from Heritage Foundation, and it’s literally a straight up “Hispanics are like this” and “they” won’t be like “mainstream America”, etc (in other words, like Frank, they’re lamenting the Threat of A Brown America).

Seriously? This is what the immigration issue is now? We just decided that there’s just too many of “them” in America and as O’Reilly says “there’s going to be hell to pay”?

People. This is crazy. Not just standard issue Republican craziness, but crazy.

I know this b******t sells books for Michelle Malkin and her ilk, but this is straight up un-American talk.

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Statement RE: Anna Benson’s Divorce

(Takoma Park, MD) — I understand the news of Anna Benson’s filing for divorce with her husband Kris Benson has sent shockwaves through the sports and entertainment world, and while I thought it would be best to allow Anna and Kris to deal with the issue on their own, I, Oliver Willis, felt that I had to address the rampant innuendo and gossip.

What you have been thinking is true. It’s no coincidence that the end of Anna Benson’s marriage has occured mere months after the couple moved to the Baltimore area. One weekend I went to Baltimore’s Inner Harbor and happened to run into Mrs. Benson at Senor Chucky’s House of Crabs. It was love at first sight. On paper the combination of a foul mouthed stripper baseball wife and a bombthrowing liberal would not seem to click.

But love - true love - is funny that way.

All that I ask is that you give Anna and I our privacy during this time of need. Color photographs provided upon request.

Oliver Willis

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Hillary’s Jamaica Connection

So my mother calls me up on Thursday, and she’s excited. Why?

Veteran politician Portia Simpson Miller was sworn in as prime minister of Jamaica on Thursday, becoming the first woman to lead the Caribbean island s government.

“A little girl from rural Jamaica has become prime minister; a true manifestation of a Jamaican dream,” Simpson Miller told a crowd of about 6,000 people on hand for her swearing-in ceremony.

Her remarks came during a lavish ceremony at King s House, the home of Jamaica s governor general, where she referred to some of the problems, including violent crime and poverty, afflicting her country of about 2.7 million people.

“We all have a responsibility to lift up the poor and the downtrodden,” she said.

Not only did my mom’s party, The People’s National Party, retain power (for almost 20 straight years at this point) but now Jamaica - a nation known for its very machismo culture (by comparison we American men are a bunch of wussies with our women) - has a woman as its leader.

Needless to say, Paulette Willis was feeling the girl power big time. I believe her exact words were “We rule things now”. Our conversation continued and I brought up of course the fact that in all likelihood Hillary Clinton is going to run for president. She knew this already, but with the euphoria she was feeling today I think my beloved mother became drunk with power.

“I can’t vote for her, but if she decides to run for president I’m going to come up there and do all that I can for her.”

Because now, women “run tings” in Jamaica, and if Hillary is President, simply by virtue of America’s place in the world… women will run the planet.

My mother is someone I’ve known literally since before I was born. She’s not the type who indulges in idle chatter (unlike her son). If she says it, she’s going to do it.

Be afraid, America. The women are coming.

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Bush-Steele Bringing Culture Of Corruption To Maryland

This is the sort of shady government we can expect to tar the state of Maryland if we make the mistake of electing Michael Steele to the U.S. Senate. The latest addition to his woefully disorganized campaign is Doug Heye, also known as a frequent skybox guest of Republican lobbyist and convicted crook Jack Abramoff. You’ve got to wonder, how many other of Abramoff’s dirty pals Steele will infect Maryland with?

That’s not a chance we should take.

>> Cardin Calls for Tough Ethics Reforms

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The Media Sandbags The Dems

As I always say, if we’ve got a liberal media, they’re doing a horrible job at it. But in fact, the media is not liberal, and while the mainstream press isn’t quite yet a Rush Limbaugh hatefest, it is clearly hostile to Democrats.

Quite a few of us have argued that the Democratic party needs to not cede the national security issue to the Republicans. Especially considering their horrible record on it, and past success under Democratic presidents, it was just dumb — and in a post-9/11 world, the recipe for political failure.

So they finally got their stuff in gear and released a detailed document on national security. Whether the Republican party gives it their blessing or not is immaterial, they’re too busy explaining away the failure to capture/kill Bin Laden as now being a good thing. But at the very least it should get covered in the press.

Instead the Washington Post buried it, and the New York Times, supposedly the bulwark of liberalism (from Howard Dean’s lips to their keyboards, they say) didn’t even cover the story at all.

The Democratic party’s failings in the national security conversation are very real and are instrumental to the party’s long term viability, but it is simply clear the press has decided to dispense with actually covering Democratic iniatives in that policy sector. I seriously can’t tell you anymore the difference between the RNC propaganda mill or the mainstream press.

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Comedy Geekery

If you are like me and interested in behind the scenes stuff about comedy - that is the comedy behind the comedy you should check out Dead-Frog.com - A Comedy Blog and the podcast for The Sound Of Young America.

That is all.

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The Racism Behind The Immigration Argument

As many of you know, Frank Disalle is a regular (and I mean regular) commenter on OW.Com. I find his argument about the importance of the immigration issue compelling. Compelling, for how blatant it is

The debate now seems to be centered on the presence of 11 million illegal immigrants.

When it will be centered on the disappearance of white power?
Will it even matter?

How will white people handle being a minority?

What if English becomes a second language, as it did in Quebec?

These questions will, at some time, require answers.

As I responded:

How will white people handle being a minority?
HEAVEN FORBID that happen. HEAVEN FORBID white Americans have to exist the way non-white Americans have had to for hundreds of years. Surely, there s no way anyone can exist without being in the majority. Those people who aren t in the majority race are certainly not like THE REST OF US!!!

The connection between the “Minutemen” and David Duke don’t seem quite so stretched anymore, do they? Discuss.

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More Questions For “Any Way” McCain

When the press is done asking Sen. John McCain whether he shares supporter Trent Lott’s views on race, they can also ask him if he shares his newfound friend Jerry Falwell’s belief that gays were who brought on 9/11.

At some point, someone in the press needs to ask these questions of the man who wants to be President.

Any Way John McCain: If you’re for it, he’s for it. If you’re against it, he is too.

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The Liberal Media @ Work

The Democratic party rolled out a major national security policy on Wednesday. Come Thursday morning the Washington Post will have the story… all the way back on page A12.

The GOP’s distaste for Bill Frist’s presidential aspirations ranked higher for them, on A8…

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Is It Finally Happening?

Democrats finally getting what the major issue for the forseeable future is going to be?

Is it possible 2006 won’t be a carbon copy of the ‘02 and ‘04 debacles?

(and yes, it’s only Wednesday, if anyone can disappoint me before the week’s end its my Dems)

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Brand Loyalty?

Gallup: In Shift, More Americans Now Call Themselves Democrats

In a (perhaps) historic shift, more Americans now consider themselves Democrats than Republicans, the Gallup organization revealed today.

Republicans had gained the upper hand in recent years, but 33% of Americans, in the latest Gallup poll, now call themselves Democrats, with those favoring the GOP one point behind. But Gallup says this widens a bit more “once the leanings of Independents are taken into account.”

>> Brand Democrat

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Kill Osama, Redeploy from Iraq

That is the Democratic position on national security. Makes sense to me (its certainly better than not saying anything), but now they’ve got to repeat that like a mantra until they’re blue in the face. The current GOP response is essentially “but… but… you didn’t like the PATRIOT Act” (or cultists like Jeff Goldstein now deciding that capturing Bin Laden would be “the wrong thing to do”, up is the new down obviously). Pretty limp for them, frankly. I don’t know if the Dems can beat the GOP in the polls on national security, simply because they’ve been so afraid to assert anything, but if they were able to come to some sort of equilibrium it would be a bit of a breakthrough.

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CultThought 101

At Wizbang, someone named Kim Priestap writes about tomorrow’s Democratic national security announcement and ends with this bon mot:

Osama won’t be intimidated by this bunch.

Critiques of the Democrats aside (too much strategy not enough rhetoric, I say - more on that later but just think John Kerry redux), this just shows what the thought process is like inside the cult. In what way possible is Osama “intimidated” by Bush? In Bush he’s got the dream sap he’s always wanted. Bush does exactly what Osama would like him to do, and its driving up recruiting - not for the U.S. military, but for Al Qaeda.

And as we move towards the fifth anniversary of 9/11, Bin Laden remains alive and on the loose. If that’s “intimidated”, I’d hate to see his “perturbed” look.

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My Horrible Impression Of Rush Limbaugh

Is just one reason you should listen to (and subscribe to) the latest edition of Left In The Beltway

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GOP Backlash?


My position on this notwithstanding, I wonder if this is the end of the great Republican experiment to get the Hispanic vote into their camp?

“This bill is scaring people in a way they haven’t been scared for a long time and the increasingly sophisticated Latino and immigrant community leadership has been able to effectively channel this into protests,” he said.

The demonstrations have spread way beyond the traditionally Hispanic immigrant communities of Western cities such as Los Angeles to hubs as far away as the northwestern cities of Detroit, Milwaukee and the southern city of Atlanta where tens of thousands of people have been marching since last week.

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Don’t Be Dumb, Dems

I can almost hear the consultant’s brains churning into stupidland after seeing this gallup poll saying that healthcare is the top concern for citizens.

We win on healthcare, and it feels safe, but the two top issues this fall and for the forseeable future will be Iraq and Terrorism.

Your campaigns this fall? Iraq, Iraq, Iraq. Your superawesome healthcare ideas are a part of your campaign, but Iraq is the centerpiece.

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Cult Illustrated

Via JD Lasica, this illustration of recent polling and how Republicans are so far out of the mainstream of opinion as seen by Democrats and Independents. (click it to see it full size)

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Sexiest Woman In The World?

FHM folks say it’s Scarlett Johansson. Yes, Ms. Johansson is attractive, but we here at OW.com respectfully disagree with their decision. Our evidence:

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Unrealistic?

Ezra Klein says that my stance on immigration is not realistic. It isn’t? I understand that there’s a large illegal immigrant population that has essentially become a part of our economy, but on the other hand I think it simply devalues the sacrifices of those who have waited in line to come here if you’re just going to wave a wand and reward those who have broken the rules - no matter how dire their circumstances.

If I’m someone in another country (like, say, Jamaica) who wants to come to America, this just communicates to me - come on over any way you can, never mind the laws, stay here for a while and you’ll be rewarded. It tells those who have the temerity to wait “in line” that they’re playing a suckers game for playing by the rules.

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