Contest: Guess The Title Of Bob Shrum’s Book

Published November 17, 2005 in Politics.

Bob Shrum is writing a memoir about the “work” he’s done for the Kerry and Gore campaigns. I’d like to hear your suggestions for the title.

I’ll start: “Defeat From The Jaws Of Victory: How I Made The Democratic Party An Electoral Anomaly”

11 Responses to “Contest: Guess The Title Of Bob Shrum’s Book”

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1 riffle
Nov 17th, 2005 at 1:11 am

“Majority Party No More, Thanks to Me”
“How to Be Beaten Repeatedly By Idiots”
“Never Give A Sucker an Even Break — As Told by the Sucker”
“Loser”
“Utter and Abject Loser”
“Such a Loser It Is Contagious But, Sadly, Not Fatal”
“Political Consultancy for Dummies — by Dummies”
“George W Bush Outsmarted Me At Least Twice”
“Waaah! It’s Not Fair!” (co-writer, Jilted John)
“I Aspire To Be Pathetic”
“Why didn’t Clinton Lean On Me So He Could Have Lost, Too?”
“Listen To Me Democrats: Don’t Listen To Me”
“Living For Decades off of One Speech for Teddy”
“Mr. Also-Ran”
“Winning Presidential Campaigns: A Fantasy”
“The Drubbing”
“Handbook Of Political Paraphilias”
“Enjoying Getting Your Ass Handed To You”
2 Oliver Willis
Nov 17th, 2005 at 1:11 am

LOL. Great stuff.
3 Frank_D
Nov 17th, 2005 at 9:11 am

“Don’t Blame Me — I Voted For Bush”
4 SaveFarris
Nov 17th, 2005 at 10:11 am

“There’s Nowhere to Go But Up”
“Even Lee Atwater Won One: Why Not Me?”
“An Open Letter to George Soros: How Much will you Pay Me to Switch Sides?”
“It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time”
“My Connection with Voters: An Unsolved Mystery”
“Breaking the Streak: What I Wish I had in Common with the Red Sox and White Sox”
“Will Blow a 15 Point Lead in the Polls for Food”
5 Frink
Nov 17th, 2005 at 11:11 am

Shrum was a disaster. Who hires a guy who lost like 8 straight campaigns? If the Democrats are smart, Bob should never be hired again.
6 buma
Nov 17th, 2005 at 12:11 pm

“The Mole — Karl Rove’s Secret Operative in the Gore and Kerry Campaigns”
7 Teddy Feces
Nov 17th, 2005 at 12:11 pm

“Are you kidding, we’re losing to who??”
8 sam
Nov 17th, 2005 at 2:11 pm

“Liberals!…We Lose Most Elections but Dammit, We’re Still in the Mainstream”
9 buma
Nov 17th, 2005 at 3:11 pm

“Lose This Book”
10 Joseph Hughes
Nov 17th, 2005 at 3:11 pm

“From Mars to Massachusetts: Quatto’s Story”
11 beerwulf
Nov 18th, 2005 at 1:11 am

“Yeah, But I Look Good On Paper!”