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	<title>Oliver Willis &#187; Weird</title>
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		<title>Mussolini&#8217;s Brain Stolen, Put Up For Sale On Ebay</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/11/21/mussolinis-brain-stolen-put-up-for-sale-on-ebay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Link
Alessandra Mussolini, a former showgirl turned MP, said she immediately informed the police when she found out.
The listing, on auction site Ebay, reportedly showed images of a wooden container and ampoules of blood.
Ebay, which does not allow the sale of human matter on its site, said that the listing was removed within hours.
The initial price [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Alessandra Mussolini, a former showgirl turned MP, said she immediately informed the police when she found out.</p>
<p>The listing, on auction site Ebay, reportedly showed images of a wooden container and ampoules of blood.</p>
<p>Ebay, which does not allow the sale of human matter on its site, said that the listing was removed within hours.</p>
<p>The initial price requested for the material was 15,000 euros ($22,000; £13,000). </p></blockquote>
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		<title>Video: &#8220;One Regular, One Indian&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/08/13/video-one-regular-one-indian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 21:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This makes my head hurt. I comfort myself with the thought that it might not be real. I hope.

If it is real, it&#8217;s a pretty good example of what orthodox religion screws up in people.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This makes my head hurt. I comfort myself with the thought that it might not be real. I hope.</p>
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<p>If it is real, it&#8217;s a pretty good example of what orthodox religion screws up in people.</p>
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		<title>Cops: Brazilian TV Host Killed Rivals For Ratings</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/08/13/cops-brazilian-tv-host-killed-rivals-for-ratings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 06:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nobody give Bill O&#8217;Reilly any ideas please.
Souza, a state legislator and former host of a police TV show called &#8216;Canal Livre,&#8217; also was a drug trafficker, officials say. And to get rid of the competition &#8212; and drive up ratings &#8212; he would order that criminal rivals be killed and then would have his camera [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nobody give Bill O&#8217;Reilly any <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/08/12/brazil.tv.host/index.html?eref=rss_topstories">ideas</a> please.</p>
<blockquote><p>Souza, a state legislator and former host of a police TV show called &#8216;Canal Livre,&#8217; also was a drug trafficker, officials say. And to get rid of the competition &#8212; and drive up ratings &#8212; he would order that criminal rivals be killed and then would have his camera crews arrive first on the scene, authorities say.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Every Kids Show Needs A Yoga Practitioner And A Rasta Rooster</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/08/05/every-kids-show-needs-a-yoga-practitioner-and-a-rasta-rooster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<title>Santa Cruz Is Clearly&#8230; Interesting</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/07/30/santa-cruz-is-clearly-interesting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:47:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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(via Sarah)
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(via Sarah)</p>
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		<title>More Entertaining Than YOUR Local Council Meeting</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/07/21/more-entertaining-than-your-local-council-meeting/</link>
		<comments>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/07/21/more-entertaining-than-your-local-council-meeting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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(don&#8217;t bother watching past 4:15)
Link
 Leland Alderwoman Mala Brooks was dragged screaming for a Board of Aldermen meeting last week.
Last year, former Leland Mayor Barbara Brooks and her daughter, Mala Brooks, wrote several checks totaling nearly $12,000 without approval from the Board of Aldermen, current Leland Mayor James Lowe said. The two went to the [...]]]></description>
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(don&#8217;t bother watching past 4:15)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wapt.com/news/20117224/detail.html">Link</a></p>
<blockquote><p> Leland Alderwoman Mala Brooks was dragged screaming for a Board of Aldermen meeting last week.</p>
<p>Last year, former Leland Mayor Barbara Brooks and her daughter, Mala Brooks, wrote several checks totaling nearly $12,000 without approval from the Board of Aldermen, current Leland Mayor James Lowe said. The two went to the Mississippi Coast and stayed at the Beau Rivage Casino and Resort for a conference, but the Board of Aldermen hadn’t given approval to the trip, Lowe said.</p>
<p>Two weeks ago, the city asked the two to pay the nearly $12,000 back. Mala Brooks said the checks involved payments for legitimate expenses.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Man Sniffs Gasoline, Gets Tasered, Explodes Into Flames</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/07/21/man-sniffs-gasoline-gets-tasered-explodes-into-flames/</link>
		<comments>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/07/21/man-sniffs-gasoline-gets-tasered-explodes-into-flames/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Um&#8230; what?
The man, identified by his family as 36-year-old Ronald Mitchell, was in critical condition at a Perth hospital in Western Australia state following Monday&#8217;s incident in Warburton, an Aboriginal community 950 miles northeast of Perth.
Western Australia police said they were responding to a complaint at a house when Mitchell ran outside the house carrying [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um&#8230; <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534180,00.html">what?</a></p>
<blockquote><p>The man, identified by his family as 36-year-old Ronald Mitchell, was in critical condition at a Perth hospital in Western Australia state following Monday&#8217;s incident in Warburton, an Aboriginal community 950 miles northeast of Perth.</p>
<p>Western Australia police said they were responding to a complaint at a house when Mitchell ran outside the house carrying a cigarette lighter and a large plastic bottle containing what they believe was fuel. When he refused to stop running toward them, one officer Tasered him, police said in a media release.</p>
<p>The man was immediately engulfed in flames. The officer threw him to the ground and smothered the blaze with his hands, the statement said. Mitchell was charged with assault to prevent arrest and possession of a sniffing substance.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>We&#8217;re All Willis Now</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/07/15/were-all-willis-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Sears Tower becomes the Willis Tower tonight&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Sears Tower <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,532960,00.html">becomes the</a> Willis Tower tonight&#8230;</p>
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		<title>This Twilight Thing</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/07/02/this-twilight-thing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It reminds me of stupid things from middle school that the girls went nuts over. Like New Kids On The Block.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/36812123.html">It reminds me</a> of stupid things from middle school that the girls went nuts over. Like New Kids On The Block.</p>
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		<title>Mark Sanford Does South America</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/06/24/mark-sanford-does-south-america/</link>
		<comments>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/06/24/mark-sanford-does-south-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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My bet is still that  he went to have a vision quest.
S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford arrived in the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport this morning, having wrapped up a seven-day visit to Buenos Aires, Argentina, he said. Sanford said he had not been hiking along the Appalachian Trail, as his staff said in a Tuesday statement [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/deepblue66/369214779/"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/369214779_c1ea2d2fb1.jpg" alt="argentina"></a></p>
<p>My bet is still that  <a href="http://www.thestate.com/local/story/838823.html">he went</a> to have a vision quest.</p>
<blockquote><p>S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford arrived in the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport this morning, having wrapped up a seven-day visit to Buenos Aires, Argentina, he said. Sanford said he had not been hiking along the Appalachian Trail, as his staff said in a Tuesday statement to the media.</p>
<p>Sanford&#8217;s whereabouts had been unknown since Thursday, and the mystery surrounding his absence fueled speculation about where he had been and who&#8217;s in charge in his absence. His emergence Wednesday ended the mystery.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Men Cooked Drug Dealer&#8217;s Body. Yes, Cooked.</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/06/08/men-cooked-drug-dealers-body-yes-cooked/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ick
Daniel Bradley, 47, of Westwood, and Paul Moccia, 48, of Dedham, pleaded not guilty Monday in Wrentham District Court to murder charges in the death of Angel Antonio Ramirez, a construction worker from Guatemala who lived in Framingham.
Moccia met Ramirez near the concrete company in Walpole that Bradley co-owns and shot him in the back [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31175301/">Ick</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Daniel Bradley, 47, of Westwood, and Paul Moccia, 48, of Dedham, pleaded not guilty Monday in Wrentham District Court to murder charges in the death of Angel Antonio Ramirez, a construction worker from Guatemala who lived in Framingham.</p>
<p>Moccia met Ramirez near the concrete company in Walpole that Bradley co-owns and shot him in the back with a .357-caliber pistol, said Norfolk Assistant District Attorney Robert Nelson.<br />
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<p>Moccia owed Ramirez $70,000 from drug deals and decided to kill him instead of paying up, authorities said.</p>
<p>Bradley dismembered the man&#8217;s remains and then tried to get rid of the evidence once and for all, Nelson said.</p>
<p>&#8220;It was cooked,&#8221; he said.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Glenn Beck Guest Faints On Air</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/04/13/glenn-beck-guest-faints-on-air/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wild. Apparently the guy (David Buckner) was sick and not feeling well&#8230;
[See post to watch Flash video]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wild. Apparently the guy (David Buckner) was sick and not feeling well&#8230;</p>
[See post to watch Flash video]
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		<title>Westboro Baptist Cult Coming To Maryland For Crazytime</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/03/26/westboro-baptist-cult-coming-to-maryland-for-crazytime/</link>
		<comments>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/03/26/westboro-baptist-cult-coming-to-maryland-for-crazytime/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Maryland]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just great.
A church based in Topeka, Kansas is scheduled to demonstrate next month outside Walt Whitman High School in Bethesda because the school, which opened in 1962, is named for a man who may have been homosexual.
Westboro Baptist Church has been drawing national attention for staging anti-homosexuality demonstrations at military funerals, on the theory that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/annapolis/2009/03/kansas_church_says_it_will_pro.html?wprss=annapolis">Just great</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>A church based in Topeka, Kansas is scheduled to demonstrate next month outside Walt Whitman High School in Bethesda because the school, which opened in 1962, is named for a man who may have been homosexual.</p>
<p>Westboro Baptist Church has been drawing national attention for staging anti-homosexuality demonstrations at military funerals, on the theory that fallen troops are God&#8217;s punishment for a country tolerant of homosexuals.</p></blockquote>
<p>Though I gotta say, if they&#8217;re devoting time and resources to protesting <em>Walt Whitman</em> they must have an insane amount of time on their hands. Leaves of grass, indeed.</p>
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		<title>Clearly Somebody Screwed Up</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/03/14/clearly-somebody-screwed-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus
A 23-year-old inmate beaten to death at the Oklahoma State Penitentiary had been put in a cell with convicted killer he had testified against.
Prison spokesman Jerry Massie says Paul Duran Jr. fought with one cellmate and then was put in a cell with Jessie James Dalton.
Duran was found beaten to death about 15 minutes later.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,509231,00.html">Jesus</a></p>
<blockquote><p>A 23-year-old inmate beaten to death at the Oklahoma State Penitentiary had been put in a cell with convicted killer he had testified against.</p>
<p>Prison spokesman Jerry Massie says Paul Duran Jr. fought with one cellmate and then was put in a cell with Jessie James Dalton.</p>
<p>Duran was found beaten to death about 15 minutes later.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Clearly We Need A Cocaine Bailout</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/02/18/clearly-we-need-a-cocaine-bailout/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bottom has dropped out of the blow market.
The price of cocaine in Europe is set to fall even further as smugglers use new routes through West Africa and the Balkans, says the UN anti-drugs agency.
In its latest report, the International Narcotics Control Board (INCB), said West Africa has become a &#8220;major hub&#8221; for South [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.oliverwillis.com/img/ZZ5F358BE8.jpg" width="200" height="300" alt="scarface cocaine" align="right"/>The bottom has dropped out of <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7898087.stm">the blow market</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>The price of cocaine in Europe is set to fall even further as smugglers use new routes through West Africa and the Balkans, says the UN anti-drugs agency.</p>
<p>In its latest report, the International Narcotics Control Board (INCB), said West Africa has become a &#8220;major hub&#8221; for South American cocaine smuggling.</p>
<p>UK officials said last week that the price of cocaine had fallen by half in the last 10 years.</p>
<p>The INCB said prices would continue to fall unless the supply was curtailed.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Ohio Teacher Amber Carter: Great Teacher&#8230; Or Greatest Teacher?</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/02/11/ohio-teacher-amber-carter-great-teacher-or-greatest-teacher/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s usually the students who get in trouble for cutting class.
An Ohio fourth-grade teacher had a side job as a prostitute, and even skipped class after using a school computer to arrange an afternoon tryst at a motel, authorities say.
Logan County sheriff&#8217;s officials said 35-year-old Amber Carter was arrested Tuesday at a motel parking lot [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s usually the students who get in trouble for <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29143460/">cutting class</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>An Ohio fourth-grade teacher had a side job as a prostitute, and even skipped class after using a school computer to arrange an afternoon tryst at a motel, authorities say.</p>
<p>Logan County sheriff&#8217;s officials said 35-year-old Amber Carter was arrested Tuesday at a motel parking lot in Bellefontaine in central Ohio. She was charged with misdemeanor prostitution and a felony, unauthorized use of property, regarding the computer.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>What Lt. Worf Does In Retirement</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/02/05/what-lt-worf-does-in-retirement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 07:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
It&#8217;s not as bad as that crazy party Captain Picard had, but its getting there.
Colorado police say a man with too much &#8216;Star Trek&#8217; on his mind used a sword modeled after the weapon carried by Klingon warriors to demand money from two convenience stores.
Investigators say the man took an unknown amount of cash from [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s not as bad as that crazy party Captain Picard had, <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090205/ap_on_fe_st/odd_klingon_robbery">but its getting there</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>Colorado police say a man with too much &#8216;Star Trek&#8217; on his mind used a sword modeled after the weapon carried by Klingon warriors to demand money from two convenience stores.</p>
<p>Investigators say the man took an unknown amount of cash from a 7-Eleven store Wednesday but left empty-handed when he tried to rob another store about 25 minutes later.</p></blockquote>
<p>Yes, bad Star Trek humor. I busted out my geek cred. Right there, on the table.</p>
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		<title>Octuplets, Assemble!</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/01/26/octuplets-assemble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somebody had an origin today.
A California woman shocked doctors by giving birth on Monday to octuplets, believed to be only the second set of eight babies born in the United States.
The six boys and two girls were doing well and were in stable condition in the neonatal intensive care unit, said Dr. Karen Maples at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somebody had <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090127/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_usa_octuplets">an origin today</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>A California woman shocked doctors by giving birth on Monday to octuplets, believed to be only the second set of eight babies born in the United States.</p>
<p>The six boys and two girls were doing well and were in stable condition in the neonatal intensive care unit, said Dr. Karen Maples at the Kaiser Permanente Medical Centre in the Los Angeles suburb of Bellflower.</p>
<p>But two needed some help to breath with ventilators, she told a press conference.</p>
<p>The eight babies were born nine weeks prematurely by Caesarean section over a five-minute period, stunning a 46-member medical team that was expecting only seven babies.</p></blockquote>
<p>Sources indicate the father was one Otto Octavius, though that allegation can neither be confirmed nor denied.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.oliverwillis.com/img/ZZ3607D9DE.jpg" width="331" height="524" alt="doctor octopus" /></p>
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		<title>Mom Of Adolf Hitler Says She Didn&#8217;t Abuse Kid&#8230; Named Her Child Hitler</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/01/21/mom-of-adolf-hitler-says-she-didnt-abuse-kid-named-her-child-hitler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Morons in the news&#8230;
The mother of a 3-year-old named Adolf Hitler has broken a court-ordered silence, saying she and her husband would never abuse their Nazi-named son or daughters.
&#8216;My husband and I would never abuse our children, and he would never harm anybody,&#8217; Deborah Campbell told the Express Times of Easton, Pa.
On Jan. 9, the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Morons <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,481230,00.html">in the news</a>&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>The mother of a 3-year-old named Adolf Hitler has broken a court-ordered silence, saying she and her husband would never abuse their Nazi-named son or daughters.</p>
<p>&#8216;My husband and I would never abuse our children, and he would never harm anybody,&#8217; Deborah Campbell told the Express Times of Easton, Pa.</p>
<p>On Jan. 9, the New Jersey Division of Youth and Family Services took away Adolf Hitler and his sisters JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, 23 months, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, 9 months, from their Holland Township, N.J., home.</p></blockquote>
<p><script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.thenewsroom.com/mash/swf/voxant_player.js?a=V3612836&#038;m=760017&#038;w=420&#038;h=375&#038;v=2"></script></p>
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		<title>The First Sign Of Trouble Was When They Named The Kid Adolf Hitler</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/01/14/the-first-sign-of-trouble-is-when-they-named-the-kid-adolf-hitler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:15:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Willis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I kid you not.
Three New Jersey siblings whose names have Nazi connotations have been placed in the custody of the state, police said Wednesday.
Holland Township Police Sgt. John Harris said workers from the state Division of Youth and Family Services removed 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28655143/">I kid you not.</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Three New Jersey siblings whose names have Nazi connotations have been placed in the custody of the state, police said Wednesday.</p>
<p>Holland Township Police Sgt. John Harris said workers from the state Division of Youth and Family Services removed 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, from their home Tuesday.</p></blockquote>
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