Oliver Willis

Nobody give Bill O’Reilly any ideas please.
Souza, a state legislator and former host of a police TV show called ‘Canal Livre,’ also was a drug trafficker, officials say. And to get rid of the competition — and drive up ratings — he would order that criminal rivals be killed and then would have his camera [...]

(via Sarah)

(don’t bother watching past 4:15)
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Leland Alderwoman Mala Brooks was dragged screaming for a Board of Aldermen meeting last week.
Last year, former Leland Mayor Barbara Brooks and her daughter, Mala Brooks, wrote several checks totaling nearly $12,000 without approval from the Board of Aldermen, current Leland Mayor James Lowe said. The two went to the [...]

Um… what?
The man, identified by his family as 36-year-old Ronald Mitchell, was in critical condition at a Perth hospital in Western Australia state following Monday’s incident in Warburton, an Aboriginal community 950 miles northeast of Perth.
Western Australia police said they were responding to a complaint at a house when Mitchell ran outside the house carrying [...]

The Sears Tower becomes the Willis Tower tonight…

It reminds me of stupid things from middle school that the girls went nuts over. Like New Kids On The Block.

My bet is still that he went to have a vision quest.
S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford arrived in the Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport this morning, having wrapped up a seven-day visit to Buenos Aires, Argentina, he said. Sanford said he had not been hiking along the Appalachian Trail, as his staff said in a Tuesday statement [...]

Ick
Daniel Bradley, 47, of Westwood, and Paul Moccia, 48, of Dedham, pleaded not guilty Monday in Wrentham District Court to murder charges in the death of Angel Antonio Ramirez, a construction worker from Guatemala who lived in Framingham.
Moccia met Ramirez near the concrete company in Walpole that Bradley co-owns and shot him in the back [...]

Wild. Apparently the guy (David Buckner) was sick and not feeling well…
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Jesus
A 23-year-old inmate beaten to death at the Oklahoma State Penitentiary had been put in a cell with convicted killer he had testified against.
Prison spokesman Jerry Massie says Paul Duran Jr. fought with one cellmate and then was put in a cell with Jessie James Dalton.
Duran was found beaten to death about 15 minutes later.

The bottom has dropped out of the blow market.
The price of cocaine in Europe is set to fall even further as smugglers use new routes through West Africa and the Balkans, says the UN anti-drugs agency.
In its latest report, the International Narcotics Control Board (INCB), said West Africa has become a “major hub” for South [...]

Somebody had an origin today.
A California woman shocked doctors by giving birth on Monday to octuplets, believed to be only the second set of eight babies born in the United States.
The six boys and two girls were doing well and were in stable condition in the neonatal intensive care unit, said Dr. Karen Maples at [...]

Morons in the news…
The mother of a 3-year-old named Adolf Hitler has broken a court-ordered silence, saying she and her husband would never abuse their Nazi-named son or daughters.
‘My husband and I would never abuse our children, and he would never harm anybody,’ Deborah Campbell told the Express Times of Easton, Pa.
On Jan. 9, the [...]

I kid you not.
Three New Jersey siblings whose names have Nazi connotations have been placed in the custody of the state, police said Wednesday.
Holland Township Police Sgt. John Harris said workers from the state Division of Youth and Family Services removed 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn [...]

Seriously, purely fictional nonsense.