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Reichstag Watch

Cons are now unabashedly yelling “Palin not Hussein” at McCain/Palin rallies. What an odd cultural artifact they’ll be in less than 70 hours.
In the likelihood of an Obama win, this will be the most dominant wing of the Republican party - likely much to the chagrin of the Junior Rove Society at TheNextRight.com.

The Underminer

Sarah Palin told a news organization she’d be interested in taking over the GOP after a possible McCain loss. That left the McCain folks speechless.
Man, Sen. Biden may stick his foot in his mouth, but you don’t hear him going around plotting Machiavelli style to take over the party.

New Obama Ad Is Win

The forensics on the Sarah Palin pick are going to go down in history.

McCain & Palin: Frenemies!

I swear, the McCain campaign now has more in common with a supermarket tabloid or Laguna Beach than a presidential campaign
However, there is a significant rift inside the McCain campaign.
Those loyal to McCain believe they have been unfairly blamed for over-handling Palin. They say they did the best they could with what they got.
They point [...]

McCain/Palin Don’t Consider Abortion Clinic Bombers Terrorists

She’s pretty unintelligible as usual. Seriously, can’t understand what she’s saying for 90% of it, but its intriguing the way they can’t just come out and say an abortion clinic bomber is a terrorist.
Guess they don’t want to offend the base of the base.

UPDATE: Ricky Gervais says Palin is David Brent. Kind of makes sense [...]

Palin’s Wardrobe Bill

It is not adding up. The stores listed aren’t finding those purchases in their records.
Curious.

Exclusive Footage Of Sarah Palin Shopping With $150,000 Of RNC Donor Money

I can’t imagine why donors would be upset.

>> RNC appears to shell out $150K for Palin fashion
>> A Pitbull in Valentino, Karan, Armani…
>> Sarah Palin Doesn’t Shop at Wal*mart Anymore.

Sarah Palin’s $150,000 Wardrobe

McCain supporters won’t like seeing this at the same time they’re pulling out of swing states. Couldn’t they have used that money in Michigan? Sheesh!
The Republican National Committee appears to have spent more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her family since her surprise pick by John McCain in [...]

Sarah Palin Does Not Know What The Vice President Does

When asked out the role of the veep, she proceeds to describe…

.. the senate majority leader. Please, America, lets not go dumb this election.

Sarah Palin Vs. Polar Bears

Colbert will support her, but I’m guessing most people won’t.

Women vs. Palin

When we look back at it, Palin could deliver the election to Obama. (via)

Palin Gibberish: I’m Not Alone

Rachel Maddow can’t understand what the hell Sarah Palin is saying either.

Somebody else figured this out. She’s Nell.

>> Sarah Palin Cannot Speak
>> No, Seriously
>> The Other Thing About Palin

Biden Blasts Palin’s Slur Against Non-Republican America

Score.
‘It’s disappointing, and I hope it’s a slip of the tongue and she doesn’t mean it, but she said it. It was reported she said that she likes to visit, quote, pro-American parts of the country,’ said Biden, leading into a lengthy dissection of the remarks.
‘Ladies and gentlemen, I, like your senator and governor, have [...]

A Question For Sarah Palin

Not that she actually takes questions from the press, but… “Governor Palin, could you please tell us which parts of the country you think are anti-American?”

Sarah Palin Cannot Speak

Look at this bowl of mush. This is supposedly an adult. This is supposedly someone running for national office. This is supposedly someone running for vice-president of the United States.
‘And I, I begged our speech writers, ‘Don’t make me say ‘Joe the Plumber,’ please, in any speeches.’ And I was asked, ‘Just one time, just [...]

Secret Service Should Just Do Background Check On Every McCain Rally

The hate keeps building
The U.S. Secret Service is investigating a threatening remark directed at Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama during a political event in Scranton.
The agency followed up on a report in The Times-Tribune that a member of the crowd shouted, ‘Kill him!’ after one mention of Mr. Obama’s name during a rally Tuesday for [...]

No, Seriously

Sarah Palin cannot speak. She cannot construct a clear, adult sentence. It is impossible for her to do. In ways its worse than Bush. Bush sounds like an idiot, but can form simple sentences. Palin cannot make a sentence that sounds remotely coherent.
One heartbeat away? You gotta be kidding me.

Philadelphia, I Salute You

Finally a reason to watch hockey.
Although many Philadelphia Flyers fans cheered and clapped as Sarah Palin took to the ice at the Wachovia Center on Saturday night to drop the ceremonial puck kicking off this town’s NHL season, their warm reception was no match for the 90 seconds of sustained booing that rumbled through the [...]

Sarah Palin Troopergate Report Released

Here. (or you can read it after the break)
Finding #1: “Governor Sarah Palin abused her power by violating Alaska Statute 39.52.110(a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act.”
ABC: Troopergate Report: Palin Abused Power
Sarah Palin abused her power when she fired her Public Safety Commissioner this July, a state investigation has concluded.
The Alaska legislature voted to [...]

The Mob

They’ve fed red meat to the mob and are now shocked that the mob wants blood.

Oliver Willis Declares Himself Sexy, Father Of Jessica Alba’s Baby

I too thought the story about Sarah Palin issuing a report absolving herself was an Onion headline the first time I saw it. I’m still having a hard time believing that someone in the real world created such a thing and sent it out with a straight face.
Adam Savage of Mythbusters (one of my favorite [...]

36 Calls From The Palin Family To Get Their Own Way

Hardball, you betcha!

In all, the commissioner and his aides were contacted about Mr. Wooten three dozen times over 19 months by the governor, her husband and seven administration officials, interviews and documents show.
‘To all of us, it was a campaign to get rid of him as a trooper and, at the very least, to smear [...]

McCain Supporters: “Obama Is A Terrorist”

Here’s the base everyone. These are the people who form the heart and soul of the Republican party. That is why we must win.

John McCain Is Truly Pathetic

In his stump speech today, John McCain cannot give his own stump speech on his own. They are now injecting little quips from Sarah Palin into the middle of John McCain’s speech.
Really.

Impotent.

Hopefully Sarah Palin Says “Hello” Soon


John McCain And Sarah Palin’s America

This is the other side, folks.

Secret Service Investigating Obama Threats At McCain Rallies

It’s what McCain wants in order to win. Whatever it takes.

Palin Supporter: Obama Is An “Uppity Negro”

John McCain’s campaign is just George Wallace in this century.

The Other Thing About Palin

Put aside the crazy attacks coming from Palin intended to whip up terrorist/racist feelings, and simply look at what she does as a political character. What the hell kind of person is this to run for national office? I’m serious. She could be pro-choice and anti-war and I would say Sarah Palin sounds like a [...]

This One’s For The Base

A few weeks ago, when the unvetted Sarah Palin was announced as John McCain’s running mate, I said she was a “base pick”. Some of my readers on the right disagreed with me, arguing that Palin would appeal to independents, and even the McCain campaign seemed to believe that the intellectually uncurious Sarah Palin would [...]

Palin Rallies Begin Whipping Up Racist Frenzy

Yes… Yes… Give In To The Dark Side…
Sarah Palin’s been unleashed.
In Clearwater, arriving reporters were greeted with shouts and taunts by the crowd of about 3,000. Palin then went on to blame Katie Couric’s questions for her “less-than-successful interview with kinda mainstream media.” At that, Palin supporters turned on reporters in the press area, waving [...]

Audience Member @ McCain Event Yells For Obama To Be Killed, Palin Soldiers On

Sick. Sick. Sick. Sick.
‘And, according to the New York Times, he was a domestic terrorist and part of a group that, quote, ‘launched a campaign of bombings that would target the Pentagon and our U.S. Capitol,” she continued.
‘Boooo!’ the crowd repeated.
‘Kill him!’ proposed one man in the audience.
Palin went on to say that ‘Obama held [...]

Palin: Afghanistan Is “Our Neighboring Country”

See what happens when she doesn’t have talking points or a cheat sheet? This.
‘They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan,’ she told several hundred supporters at a fundraising event in San Francisco.

Sarah Palin Thinks She’s Vice President Already

Sigh
‘The pundits today on TV—one of them was saying, check out the vice president’s schedule, check out where she’s going—she’s going to Nebraska,’ Palin said. ‘But the pundit was saying the only reason she’d be going there is ‘cause they’re scared, so they gotta go there and shore up votes. And I so wanted to [...]

Those Geniuses On The McCain Campaign

Sarah Palin had a rally yesterday, and a lot of people attended… in California.

Tina Fey On The Mavericky Mavericks

They said Sarah Palin did well enough in the debate that Tina Fey wouldn’t find anything to parody. Um, no.

For me, the other funny clip was the Mary Poppins one. Anne Hathaway did a good job, and poking fun at Disney is always a good laugh.

Sarah Palin, Secret Agent Of The Left

For the second time in as many days, Sarah Palin has publicly expressed disagreement with the McCain campaign’s decision to pull out of Michigan (a decision the state party is lamenting in public as well). This gives McCain two options:
1) Stay the course: This makes his running mate look like more of a ninny and [...]

Palin’s Cheat Sheet

ThinkProgress has compiled all the instances of robot Sarah Palin reading off her answers in the debate last night. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter because conservatives have convinced themselves that she’s awesome the same way they convinced themselves Bush is awesome. The facts don’t matter for them.

But progressives, Democrats, honest Republicans, [...]

Biden FTW

Joe Biden won that debate. Period. Joe Biden, the real deal. Sarah Palin didn’t trip over herself but she was a talking points machine. Biden brought the heat.
Joe Biden talks about being a single father, the top moment of the debate.

Shorter Sarah Palin: I won’t answer your question. But I’ll recite this talking point.
Joe Biden [...]

Sarah Palin: The Worst Thing Dick Cheney Ever Did Was When He Shot That Guy In The Face

Seriously.

Debate Prediction

Neither Palin nor Biden will make any big time gaffes or blunders. Biden will come off as likeable as he flashes his chompers while Palin will pull the “hockey mom” act that her supporters love so much. They’ll both push for their guys while essentially avoiding any head-on collisions. One of them could get up [...]

Palin’s Supreme Court Fail

The thing is, the McCain camp is trying to spin this as a “quiz”. But a candidate - at any level - should know more than one supreme court case. This is stuff we all learn in elementary school.

Palin’s biggest mistake is when she doesn’t know the answer she talks more and more nonsense.
UPDATE: This [...]

Palin vs. Mahmoud

Something to think about.

Sarah Palin Effectively Endorses Obama

She discusses new energy and new ideas versus an older candidate. Gold. (via)
Oh yeah, she also lied again to inflate her resume.
Gov. Sarah Palin cites vigilance against Russian warplanes coming into U.S. airspace over Alaska as one of her foreign policy credentials. But the U.S. military command in charge says that hasn’t happened in her [...]

Sarah Palin Interview Generator

BWAHAHAHA. (via)

McCain Camp Looks For Palin Do-Over

Senator McCain is 25 years older than Sen. Obama, but they are the ones engaging in school yard tactics. Now they want a do-over for the introduction of Sarah Palin after McCain’s failed time out last week.
One brilliant idea is to put her on Rush Limbaugh’s show. But Limbaugh’s show is largely comprised of those [...]

Exclusive Video Footage From Inside Sarah Palin’s Debate Camp


More Sarah Palin Lies

Trade mission to Russia? There’s no evidence she went on any trade mission to Russia. Maybe she hollered to the Russian guy she can see from her porch.
Gov. Palin, Admiral Stockdale and Dan Quayle salute you for making them look good in retrospect.

The Hide Palin Movement Continues

Sen. Biden will be at the debate and will be giving post-debate interviews. Sarah Palin… wil not according to reports I’m seeing.

Trainwreck Watch

Conservative columnist Kathleen Parker calls for Sarah Palin to drop out because she’s clearly “out of her league”.
I could have told you that a few weeks ago. My guess is that in a few days we may see Palin as another McCain stunt that failed.

Sarah Palin: The Disney Movie

From Matt Damon to reality…

Sarah Palin Doesn’t Have An American Flag In Her Office

That’s what she said
‘The only flag at my office is an Israeli flag,’ she was quoted as saying, ‘and I want you to know and I want Israelis to know that I am a friend.’
Then again, we know her husband doesn’t recognize America’s jurisdiction over sovereign Alaska, so why would she fly the symbol of [...]

McCain Is Trying To Delay The Veep Debate

Why? Because every time Palin talks to someone who isn’t in the tank like Sean Hannity we get one of these.

Sarah Palin Makes The Lie Detector Go To 11

Go Keith! Go!

Stump The Candidate: Sarah Palin Edition


Sarah Palin And The McCain Campaign Lie About Even The Smallest Things

Why?
Appearing on Fox last night, Sarah Palin told Sean Hannity a heartwarming story of how she asked her teenage daughters for their opinion before accepting the vp offer.
‘So ask the girls what they thought and they’re like, ‘Absolutely, let’s do this, Mom,’’ Palin recounted of her daughters, Bristol and Willow.
Yet, according to the campaign-provided timeline [...]

Documents Prove Again That Sarah Palin Was an Earmark Queen

The McCain/Palin lies continue to melt under the heat of the truth.
In a monthly status report to the city on March 7, 2000, newly hired ‘City Lobbyist’ Steve Silver describes how the Palin administration had requested $6.6 million in federal earmarks for water and sewer improvements for Wasilla, and another $1 million for police equipment. [...]

Palin Out Of California

Sarah Palin has cancelled a big ticket fundraiser out in Orange County, CA because apparently she needs to prop up McCain on the trail.

Who’s In Charge?

Sarah Palin, outdrawing her running mate, people leaving campaign events early because they are bored with McCain. So clearly, she thinks she’s in control and today debuts the “Palin and McCain administration”.

Sarah On The Stump

Ok, having a stump speech is one thing, but Sarah Palin is giving essentially the same speech she gave at the RNC convention still. Of course, the crowds keep yelling “we want Sarah” interrupting her. And that’s what the GOP crowds do want. The problem is John McCain is the candidate.
UPDATE: 9/18/08 campaign rally - [...]

Is Palin Going The Way Of A Late ’90s Dotcom?

Questions swirl.
The poll also underlined the extent to which Mr. McCain’s convention — and his selection of Ms. Palin — had excited Republican base voters about his candidacy, a development that is no small thing in a contest that continues to be so tight: 47 percent of Mr. McCain’s supporters described themselves as enthused about [...]

McCain/Palin’s “Tusla” Trip

The trip to Iraq that never happened.

Il Palin

Think of Bush, change “President” to “Governor” and put him in Alaska and you’ve got the crony conservatism of Sarah Palin.

McCain/Palin Campaign Lied About Palin’s Travel

Everything. Everything they say is a lie.
Sarah Palin’s visit to Iraq in 2007 consisted of a brief stop at a border crossing between Iraq and Kuwait, the vice presidential candidate’s campaign said yesterday, in the second official revision of her only trip outside North America.
Following her selection last month as John McCain’s running mate, aides [...]

Damage Control

McCain/Palin is turning to Republican propagandist Sean “Talking Points” Hannity for Sarah Palin’s next interview. Sample question: “Governor, whats it like standing up to negative sexist attacks from a secret Muslim terrorist like Barack Obama?”
I guess Rush Limbaugh was busy that day.

Defenders Of Wildlife vs. Palin

As the resident animal on OliverWillis.com, I’ll let CK The Weiner Dog Of Infinite Justice comment on this ad.

CK: Defenders of Wildlife nails Sarah Palin as the sicko she is. Watch this ad.

Conservatives Suddenly Forget What The Bush Doctrine Is

Perhaps they need John McCain to explain it to them, but this conservative whine in the wake of Sarah Palin’s flub during her interview with John Gibson that gave us what is now being called the “moose in the headlights” moment, is just ridiculous. Anyone paying attention to politics knows what the Bush doctrine of [...]

Sarah Palin Fails The Bush Doctrine Test

Perhaps if she had done a Google before the interview she would have known the answer.

Granted, the Bush doctrine is bunk, but as someone running for the vice presidency I would guess someone should know what the heck it is. “Hockey mom” with “executive experience” or no.
Joe Biden is the vice presidential candidate, who, [...]