Redskins News

Go, Jessica, Go!

TMZ catches Jessica Simpson doing her best to jinx the Cowboys this weekend.
Dallas sucks, even when the Redskins do.
ALSO: Dallas cops are looking for a Tony Romo who knocked over a convenience store. Okay, so it’s not the same guy, but still…

How About Them Redskins?

For one week, at least, they don’t embarrass. It helps that Chris Simms played the second half for the Broncos after Kyle Orton got hurt, but this season the Redskins have lost to teams far worse than Denver.
The MVP of the game was clearly Ladell Betts, who I believe should have replaced Clinton Portis earlier [...]

Theismann/Riggins Summit

For Redskins fans, kind of like the Yalta conference. Sort of. Heh.

Redskins Circle The Drain

The Redskins are dead. Dead, dead, dead. There is no life left to this season. In fact, its clear now the two wins on the record were mere flukes. There is no offense, or defense. The coaches stink, as do the quarterback and running back. The only decent player on the team – Chris Cooley [...]

John Riggins: Dan Snyder Has A Dark Heart

In many ways, Riggo is acting like some sort of senator or ambassador for the aggrieved Redskins fans. He’s the NFL’s Alan Grayson.

The Danny “Apologizes”

Was actually unable to replicate emotion while doing so, of course.

Matt Taibbi Fail

Look, I’m no hockey fan, but it’s a pretty sloppy job by Matt Taibbi to pretend as if the Caps dont’ exist in a piece taking down The Danny and the DC sports scene.

Redskins PSA

Send help now.

Dan Snyder Confiscates Negative Signs

Steve Coll was right: Dan Snyder is our own little third world dictator holding our team hostage.
Send help.

Steve Coll On The Reign Of Daniel Snyder

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The owner, Daniel Snyder, is widely reviled in Washington, and for good reason. He meddles, bullies, and trusts his own football judgment too much. John Kent Cooke, who ran the team before Snyder purchased it about a decade ago, remarked recently that Snyder had “destroyed the franchise.” Fans did not generally receive this comment as [...]

Dan Snyder Accomplishes The Impossible

Redskins fans abandoning the team. For many of you not familiar with this region and the Skins, this is unprecedented.
There are other signs that as some Washingtonians stand by their floundering team, which is 2-4 in regular-season play, others are standing a little farther downwind. Nielsen ratings show that the average TV viewership of game [...]

Vinny Cerrato Says Zorn Staying, Redskins Doomed To Failure

The Redskins Cheerleaders are the only thing not underperforming for the Redskins this season
Abandon all hope, Redskins fans.
Washington Redskins executive vice president of football operations Vinny Cerrato said on his radio show Friday morning that Jim Zorn will remain the head coach of the team for the remainder of the season.
“Let me start by making [...]

Redskins Donate To Bob McDonnell

The suck moves to another venue. Gah!
The NFL franchise donated $50,000 to Virginia gubernatorial candidate Bob McDonnell (R), who holds a high-single digit lead over his opponent Creigh Deeds (D), according to a Washington Post report.
As if I didn’t have enough reasons to hate Dan Snyder.

The Washington Redskins Are The Dumbest Team In All Of Pro Sports

So, in their brilliance, Snyder and Cerrato have now stripped play-calling duties from Jim Zorn.
SURELY THAT WILL SOLVE IT.
Look, FIRE THE GUY. And SELL THE TEAM.
The Redskins are a joke in the NFL and games like this DON’T HELP.

Redskins Anonymous

Our lives!

Great Game For The Redskins

I don’t know what everyone is complaining about. That was a great game by the Redskins. They beat the Cleveland Browns 42-17! Mark Rypien looked great, passing for 190 yards and Ricky Ervins punched in 2 TDs.
I smell Super Bowl.
(What’s that you say? I’m living in the past? I’m talking about the 1991 Redskins and [...]

Riggo Blasts Cerrato, Zorn. The Burgundy Revolution Takes Hold.

Amen, brother.

After 10 Years, Fed Up With Snyder

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At The End Of The Game, More Points

Oh they looked sloppy as hell and Jim Zorn should still be fired and Jason Campbell should be benched after those 4 picks he threw, but hey – the Redskins won!
Maybe one day they could score 20 points. And maybe they could beat someone by 10 or more. SOMEDAY.
ALSO: NFL Redzone was pretty neat. Not [...]

The Danny Vs. The Redskins

So sad.
For a decade now, Daniel Snyder has made an utter mess of the team, and yet he seldom, if ever, takes responsibility for it. He operates from behind a phalanx of security, proxies and media managers, routinely declining to comment and be accountable. He wants all the fun when they win and none of [...]