We do not ask for much. We are your humble servants, but we come to you with one request:
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE LET THE REDSKINS BEAT THE COWBOYS TODAY.
The Cowboys are evil, in league with Satan, and since we know you are not a fan of his (to say the least), we implore you to push [...]
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Dear Father In Heaven
November 22nd, 2009
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Go, Jessica, Go!
November 20th, 2009
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TMZ catches Jessica Simpson doing her best to jinx the Cowboys this weekend.
Dallas sucks, even when the Redskins do.
ALSO: Dallas cops are looking for a Tony Romo who knocked over a convenience store. Okay, so it’s not the same guy, but still…
Why The Internet Is Al Gore’s Greatest Gift
November 17th, 2009
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Pictures of women in NFL jerseys (and jersey-related garments). NSFWish. But uniquely American. These two ladies support our local burgundy & gold franchise.
Norv Turner Still Pisses Me Off
November 16th, 2009
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In back to back weeks, Norv Turner has beaten NFC East teams.
Oh, if only he had learned how to do that when he was coaching the Redskins.
How About Them Redskins?
November 15th, 2009
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For one week, at least, they don’t embarrass. It helps that Chris Simms played the second half for the Broncos after Kyle Orton got hurt, but this season the Redskins have lost to teams far worse than Denver.
The MVP of the game was clearly Ladell Betts, who I believe should have replaced Clinton Portis earlier [...]
Theismann/Riggins Summit
November 9th, 2009
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For Redskins fans, kind of like the Yalta conference. Sort of. Heh.
Redskins Circle The Drain
November 8th, 2009
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The Redskins are dead. Dead, dead, dead. There is no life left to this season. In fact, its clear now the two wins on the record were mere flukes. There is no offense, or defense. The coaches stink, as do the quarterback and running back. The only decent player on the team – Chris Cooley [...]
John Riggins: Dan Snyder Has A Dark Heart
November 5th, 2009
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In many ways, Riggo is acting like some sort of senator or ambassador for the aggrieved Redskins fans. He’s the NFL’s Alan Grayson.
The Danny “Apologizes”
November 3rd, 2009
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Was actually unable to replicate emotion while doing so, of course.
Football Asserts Dominance Over Baseball, Again
November 2nd, 2009
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Pigskin is our pastime.
The question of the most popular sport on television has been long answered, but football put an exclamation point on it Sunday when a regular season N.F.L. game was far more watched than Game 4 of the World Series.
Both events had huge audiences, but the game between the Green Bay Packers and [...]
Congressional GOPers Defend Leader Limbaugh
October 28th, 2009
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There was a congressional hearing today to discuss head injuries in the NFL. Republican Steve King took the opportunity to attack NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and demand an apology to Leader Limbaugh for not letting his racism into the NFL.
Dan Snyder Confiscates Negative Signs
October 27th, 2009
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Steve Coll was right: Dan Snyder is our own little third world dictator holding our team hostage.
Send help.
Steve Coll On The Reign Of Daniel Snyder
October 26th, 2009
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The owner, Daniel Snyder, is widely reviled in Washington, and for good reason. He meddles, bullies, and trusts his own football judgment too much. John Kent Cooke, who ran the team before Snyder purchased it about a decade ago, remarked recently that Snyder had “destroyed the franchise.” Fans did not generally receive this comment as [...]
Dan Snyder Accomplishes The Impossible
October 26th, 2009
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Redskins fans abandoning the team. For many of you not familiar with this region and the Skins, this is unprecedented.
There are other signs that as some Washingtonians stand by their floundering team, which is 2-4 in regular-season play, others are standing a little farther downwind. Nielsen ratings show that the average TV viewership of game [...]
Vinny Cerrato Says Zorn Staying, Redskins Doomed To Failure
October 23rd, 2009
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The Redskins Cheerleaders are the only thing not underperforming for the Redskins this season
Abandon all hope, Redskins fans.
Washington Redskins executive vice president of football operations Vinny Cerrato said on his radio show Friday morning that Jim Zorn will remain the head coach of the team for the remainder of the season.
“Let me start by making [...]
The Washington Redskins Are The Dumbest Team In All Of Pro Sports
October 18th, 2009
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So, in their brilliance, Snyder and Cerrato have now stripped play-calling duties from Jim Zorn.
SURELY THAT WILL SOLVE IT.
Look, FIRE THE GUY. And SELL THE TEAM.
The Redskins are a joke in the NFL and games like this DON’T HELP.
Great Game For The Redskins
October 18th, 2009
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I don’t know what everyone is complaining about. That was a great game by the Redskins. They beat the Cleveland Browns 42-17! Mark Rypien looked great, passing for 190 yards and Ricky Ervins punched in 2 TDs.
I smell Super Bowl.
(What’s that you say? I’m living in the past? I’m talking about the 1991 Redskins and [...]
Riggo Blasts Cerrato, Zorn. The Burgundy Revolution Takes Hold.
October 14th, 2009
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Amen, brother.
