Oliver Willis

>> I didn’t know Hannah Storm was on ESPN, nor that she dressed like this

>> Mommas, DO Let Your Daughters Grow Up To Be Cowgirls (nsfwish)
>> ESPN Strives to Eject Clutter From Its Site
Yes, but will that video in the right hand corner of some stupid thing from Sportscenter that I don’t care about auto-play? Cause that sucks.
>> Wacky romantic comedy with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds!
All it needs [...]

>> Flying in Iraq with ‘Supermen’
>> Note To RNC: Keep Doing What You’re Doing
>> Jason Calacanis’s funny money
>> Bush Shoe Throwing: Responses From Around The Web

>> Gnarls Barkley video “Going On” shot in Jamaica
>> Fantasy Flight at Dulles Delivers Holiday Magic
>> The upside of the sports MSM’s obsession with the Dallas Cowboys (even when their record is putrid) is that their locker room dramas become national news
>> Rihanna was transported from 1984 to knock us out
Rihanna was not even alive [...]

>> 1860 cotton production maps right with 2008 Obama vote.
>> Women dressed up in Zelda gear
>> Jennifer Aniston is crying for help in these GQ pictures
No, you’re still no Angelina hon’
>> Hugh Jackman to host Oscars?

>>> Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore
If only.
>> All the times I went to the YMCA as a kid, I never saw any ladies like this (nsfw).
>> Bernard Madoff arrested over alleged $50 billion fraud
This guy used to run NASDAQ!
>> Feds: You Can’t Camp Out For the Inauguration
I’m looking forward to the clusterf***
>> Kim Kardashian [...]

* This Leno primetime thing has fail written all over it. Leno stopped being funny – and only mildly so – about 20 years ago.

* Malcolm Gladwell: Most Likely to Succeed
* In Factory Sit-In, an Anger Spread Wide
Everything old is new again.
* Out of Sight voted sexiest film of all time
I agree. The scene with Clooney and Lopez in the trunk of a car has more heat than a thousand “sex” scenes. (buy it here)
* How To Read an [...]

* Yay bikinis
* The 10 Best Beer Slogans Of All Time. I hate beer, but these are funny.
* Memorial to kid shot and killed a few blocks from my house
* Woot to supermodel Selita Ebanks
* MSNBC producer has epic audio fail

* This has got to be a proud moment for the folks at Ebony magazine
* Bush & the WWE. Match made in heaven.
* Billy Gates wants increased gov’t spending. Can’t he just bail us out?
* Major Jamaican musical archive stolen. Why didn’t the digitize it?
* This Auto CEO driving to DC is so idiotic

* I find the idea that SI’s Dr. Z doesn’t hate the Redskins absurd
* Never trust a Klansman. Never.
* Drinking coffee… IN SPACE
* When the DNC went to the Pepsi Center in Denver we had no cleavage like this
* Some dogs really freaking love snow
* Melting Men
* ScarJo is a clone!

* They’re selling everything at Circuit City
* The Pentagon propaganda story marches on as the MSM keeps ignoring it
* XBOX 360: Device of doom
* Tilt-Shift is pretty awesome
* Train vs. Pretty Lady!

* Alternate reality election maps
* Casualty list (so far) for the economic crisis
* To improve tailgate, add portable stripper pole
* Charlize Theron is special

Link: “Leaders from the powers that fought the war, now allies, were to gather at a ceremony on the site of the 1916 Battle of Verdun, where 300,000 men were slaughtered over eleven months of bloody trench warfare.”

Link: “‘It may sound a bit crazy and off base, but the thing is, he’s the one who proposed this national security force,’ Rep. Paul Broun said of Obama in an interview Monday with The Associated Press. ‘I’m just trying to bring attention to the fact that we may — may not, I hope not [...]

Link: “A senior Pentagon advisory group, in a series of bluntly worded briefings, is warning President-elect Barack Obama that the Defense Department’s current budget is “not sustainable,” and he must scale back or eliminate some of the military’s most prized weapons programs.”

Howard's Other Ride Is Your Mom

Media Matters Attacks ‘Conservative Misinformation’
Media Matters in the media!

True Believers In McCain Flock to Pa.
White knocked on the doors of enough bitter conservatives to learn that "these kind of places are just getting more liberal."

Nov. 4, 2008 Poll Closing Times & Key Races

For Obama Volunteer, A Solitary Sense of History
The chuckleheads at Red State are trying to make this story a negative. Of course, nobody's busting their butt like this for McCain…

Halle Berry
Um, wow.

Election Junkies Face Life After the Campaign
I'll be so glad when its done

Requiem for a Micro-celebrity

Hulk's Greatest Hits. The Ones That Don't Involve Fists

The Red Ring of Death Halloween Pumpkin

Barack Obama: The TIME Interview

Sarah Palin: Cover Ghoul