John McCain News

Fox News: John McCain Is A “Universal Nightmare”

Hey, Fox News reported it, so it must be TRUE.

Old Man Yells At Cloud, Or John McCain On The Internet

John McCain just doesn’t like net neutrality, and in order to show this McCain has introduced legislation that would effectively hand the keys to big business. Of course, as his campaign last year showed, John McCain barely understands what an Internet is, let alone give us the confidence that he knows how it should – [...]

President McCain

John McCain is once again given a national platform on Sunday to espouse his conservative ideology on the so-called liberal media.

At Least He Sat At The Desk

I’m no Jimmy Carter fan, but you gotta laugh at John Mccain calling him the worst president of the 20th century. Especially after our last president and a century that had Herbert Hoover.
But John McCain? Yeah, Carter actually won at least one of the elections for president he ran in.

This Is Good News For John McCain (Again)

John McCain thinks that Sarah Palin is a totally awesome leader and would make a great president.
In case you forgot who John McCain is:

Thanks for playing, we have lovely parting gifts.

McCain Says Cheney’s Supporting The Spanish Inquisition

I clearly don’t agree with John McCain on practically every issue under the sun, but I’ll say that he’s been pretty consistent in his opposition to torture and in light of Cheney’s torture defense speech today — McCain remains so. And of course it’s worth noting that in this entire debate, Sen. McCain is one [...]

Is Roberta McCain The Only Republican With A Spine Out There?

Looks like it. But then again, she doesn’t have to appeal to the moonbat hordes that form the spine of the Republican party and who are lapdogs to Boss Limbaugh.
The outspoken and lively 97-year-old mother of Arizona Sen. John McCain appeared Wednesday night on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” and was more than willing [...]

Anti-American Bigot Chris Simcox Running Vs. John McCain

The founder of the anti-immigration Minutemen has the kinds of positions that normal Americans find repellent… which means its possible he could knock off McCain in the primaries in Arizona. Along with Toomey in Pennsylvania and others I’m sure to pop up in the next year or so, it’ll be fun to see full wingnut [...]

Sidney Reminds Us Why He Lost The Election To The Tune Of 10 Million Votes

Here’s John Sidney McCain, again playing backseat driver to President Obama:
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Yes, Sidney reminds us that his economic brain was failed CEO Carly Fiorina, so awesome was she [...]

Somebody Tell John McCain He Lost The Election

McCain wants a rewrite of the stimulus bill? Off the top of my head I can think of 69 million reasons why John McCain doesn’t get a rewrite of the stimulus bill.

Free Cindy!

John McCain is blocking Cindy McCain from going on Dancing With The Stars. Let Cindy GO!

Unaired McCain Jeremiah Wright Ad

I don’t think this ad would have been the silver bullet some Republicans seem to have thought it would be. (via)

The Rats Come Out

Wheeeeeee!
Randy Scheunemann, a senior foreign policy adviser to John McCain, was fired from the Arizona senator’s campaign last week for what one aide called ‘trashing’ the campaign staff, three senior McCain advisers tell CNN.
One of the aides tells CNN that campaign manager Rick Davis fired Scheunemann after determining that he had been in direct contact [...]

Explain McCain – Again

So, Sen. McCain is going to hold rallies on election day in New Mexico and Colorado. Tell me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t the McCain camp be more concerned with getting New Mexico and Colorado voters to the polls rather than to a rally to hear the stump speech again? I could be wrong, but [...]

Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter. Or, John McCain In Florida.

Ouchie.
John McCain’s first rally of the day, in Tampa outside Raymond James Stadium, only drew about 1,100 people. Local reporters noting that at almost the same spot just before the 2004 election, President Bush drew about 15,000 people. Two weeks ago, Obama drew an estimated 8,000.
Republican Gov. Crist, who had previously agreed to do interviews [...]

Somebody Tell Me

Why the hell is John McCain in Tennessee today?

Bush vs. Clinton

John McCain has excluded President Bush from his campaign to a far more extensive degree than Al Gore with Bill Clinton. And yet, the ironic thing is Clinton would have helped Gore win – and Florida wouldn’t have been stolen.

Joe The Ubiquitous Presence Calls Obama A Traitor

The McCain campaign repeats the success they had vetting Sarah Palin with Joe The Plumber. If there is a metaphor for McCain ‘08, thats it.

Diabolical Watch

Is Cheney’s last-minute endorsement of McCain a way for Bush to give the finger to McCain, who he never has liked? If so, brilliant.

Unanswered Questions To Election ‘08

Which candidate can deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies?

Sen. Obama, the ball is in YOUR court.