It’s an Albasance, I guess. Pretty intense NSFWish trailer. I never got around to reading the novel this is based on.
Jessica Alba News
Jessica Alba Is In DC Today
November 6th, 2009
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Actress Jessica Alba met with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi Friday morning to talk about the importance of global education. Pelosi then took Alba to a conference room in the speaker’s suite to address 18 members of the Democratic Women’s Caucus about raising awareness of the issue.
‘Jessica spoke very articulately and knowledgably about the [...]
Jessica Alba Is Blonde Again
July 16th, 2009
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This is mostly to show that I have not given up this particular beat. It’s just that as a Hollywood mom Jessica Alba seems mighty interested in raising her kid and not in making movies where somehow she ends up near-nude. Crazy.
Jessica Alba Brings… The Weekend
April 17th, 2009
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In a world of change, some things stay the same.
Jessica Alba Is Still Going Strong
March 19th, 2009
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Yeah, still ain’t a great actress, but we don’t love her for her acting skills.
Jessica Alba Pwns Bill O’Reilly, Again
January 28th, 2009
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Somehow, this makes Jessica Alba even sexier.
After Alba told a Fox reporter that O’Reilly was ‘kind of an a-hole;’ he retaliated by calling her a ‘pinhead’ for telling a reporter to ‘be Sweden about it,’ assuming she meant Switzerland.
‘I want to clear some things up that have been bothering me lately,’ Alba blogged on MySpace [...]
Jessica Alba On Bill O’Reilly
January 21st, 2009
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Missed this during the inauguration fun, but here’s Jessica Alba on the “a-hole” Bill O’Reilly.
We love her even more now.
>> Video: Jessica Alba Bikini Swimming in Deep Water
>> Jessica Alba in FHM Europe
>> Video: Bill O’Reilly Freakout
Jessica Alba Guest Starring On Post-Superbowl “The Office”
December 16th, 2008
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This is a dangerous combination of many things that I like.
Jessica Alba Is Selling Campari…
December 2nd, 2008
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John McCain’s Odds Of Winning =
November 2nd, 2008
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My odds of bringing Jessica Alba home. Sure, “anything” is possible, but…
So… Um… Jessica Alba Wants You To Vote
September 11th, 2008
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Like A Thousand Voices Screaming Out At Once In Agony
May 20th, 2008
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Noooooooo!
Pregnant actress Jessica Alba married her producer boyfriend Monday in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room, People reported on their Web site.
Alba, 27, wore a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail, while Cash Warren, 31, was dressed in a white shirt and brown pants, according to People.com.
The two showed up at [...]
Jessica Alba For America Exploratory Committee
March 14th, 2008
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If you’re as tired of this Clinton/Obama/McCain mess as I am, let me make the case for Jessica Alba as our next commander in chief.
1. She’s hot. We’ve never tried “sexy” in a president. Yes, JFK was dashing, but knowing what an attractive woman usually does to a man’s concentration, this would give a President [...]
