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11/3 Project: Jon Stewart IS Glenn Beck

This is AWESOME.

Question boldly.

Obama Does Thriller

Whoops. Turns out Fox News was right.

Some Civil War Strategery

It will never work! (via)

Nut Busters.

I love the right wing in America and their ignorance of anything past 1952.

Redskins PSA

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Facebook STD TMI

Gah.

MC Trebek

A Jeopardy category called MC Trebek that has Alex Trebek reading rap lyrics, combined with autotune…

Laugh Of The Day

The goobers of Conservatives For Palin believed a story that Tina Fey would support Sarah Palin in 2012. That would be believable if you ignore everything Tina Fey has ever said.

Glenn Beck/Dwight Schrute Uncover Onstar!

Democrats Need Balls On Health Care Reform

Redskins Anonymous

Our lives!

I Understand Area Man’s Priorities…

Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree
Returning to his hometown to attend a cousin’s wedding Saturday, Josh Sundling, 29, reportedly demonstrated on numerous occasions a vast, far more intricate understanding of the fictional Marvel Comics Universe than of his own family’s genealogy.
Sundling, who cannot identify his ancestral homeland or [...]

Zod Kitchens

Bwahaha.

Dark Knight Kills Christmas?

Thanks internet for the weird. (via)

GOP Vs. America

Laughing at: How the right would deal with a meteor attack.

Washington Baseball Sadness

Laughing at: Sullen Ryan Zimmerman Draws ‘X’ Next To Team’s Name In Standings

Sesame Street Does Mad Men

I haven’t watched Mad Men yet, but I love how Sesame Street is always on top of the zeitgeist.

President Obama’s Scarily Consistent Smile

I guess no other leaders can say “well he smiled more in my picture”.

Putting Fans In The Broadcast Booth? Brilliant

This was apparently done for a soccer match between Manchester United and Manchester City. If they did this here we’d probably end up killing each other.

(via)

Cowboys Make Some Positive Personnel Moves. Heh.

Dallas Cowboys Release Jerry Jones
In an attempt to cut the franchise’s losses and ‘move forward in a positive direction,’ the Dallas Cowboys severed ties with controversial owner Jerry Jones Monday, ending their tumultuous 20-year relationship with the divisive figure.
According to sources within the Cowboys organization, the decision to release Jones was influenced by the lack [...]