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Bringing your Half-Life dreams to life.

Downside Of A Cabinet Job

In every story accompanying the news of Gov. Janet Napolitano being up for the DHS secretary job comes this picture. It makes it look like the poor woman is either jabbing her finger at someone or pointing off to the future somewhere.

Upgrade Comedy

Comedian Tim Reid:
Obama’s election represents a challenge to comedians who deal in racial humor. With a confident, eloquent black man in the White House, along with a beautiful, accomplished wife and two impossibly adorable children, can any young black comic possibly still do jokes about bitches and ‘hos?
Won’t the very audiences they’re trying to reach [...]

Kids Are Awesome

They write letters… to God.

Could President-Elect Obama Be More Awesome Than We Thought?

HE COLLECTS SPIDER-MAN AND CONAN COMIC BOOKS.
W.
T.
F.
Change has indeed come to America.

Willis In Running To Be Appointed Secretary Of Awesome

(OWNews) — Washington was abuzz today with the speculation that Oliver Willis would be appointed to the newly created position of Secretary of Awesome in the Obama administration. While details are few and far between, the position is rumored to be focused on spreading the awesomeness of President-elect Obama to all 50 states.
“I can’t really [...]

New Cabinet = Fantasy Football

Now I get what all this chatter reminds me of.
“Dean had a good year last year, but we wouldn’t advise you drafting him for Health and Human Services until at least the 4th round. Those of you who pick Rahm Emanuel in the early rounds will get a pleasant surprise, however.”

Everybody Wants Obama

Including the Irish.

They Can’t Learn

Even in defeat, they think they’ve got the upper hand.

Spider-Man In Jamba Juice

Ok, this is some funny stuff.

As American As Apple Pie

If you thought it might be a dream, here’s the commercial for the cheesy President Barack Obama memorial coin. We have arrived.

Wait A Minute…

HE’S BLACK?
Houston, we’ve got a problem.

Dear SNL,

Okay, now you really have to find someone that can actually do a Barack Obama impression. Fred Armisen sucks, big time.
Love,
Oliver

Right Wing Media LOL


Obama Wins Dixville Notch

15 - Obama
6 - McCain
First Democratic win in Dixville Notch since 1968. They went 19-7 for Bush in 2004.
As President Bartlett would say: What’s next?

Bueller? Anyone?


Superbarack: Quite Possibly The Best Web Video Ever


This Effing Election

I love this.

John McCain’s Odds Of Winning =

My odds of bringing Jessica Alba home. Sure, “anything” is possible, but…

SNL Skewers Keith Olbermann & Countdown

That was quite simply one of the funniest skits of the year. Ben Affleck perfectly nailed K.O., especially during the Special Comment of Miss Kitty being denied by the co-op.
SIR, I DEMAND YOU RESIGN!

Unanswered Questions To Election ‘08

Which candidate can deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies?

Sen. Obama, the ball is in YOUR court.

Almost Transformers

Silly.

Wassup 2008


Superman Brings His Awesome To Gotham

This cartoon explains what I’m always saying about Superman vs. the other heroes, especially the unpowered ones like Batman. Love it.

Conservative Comedy Fail

Again.
Watching these conservative comics is akin to watching Fox News fumble their way through a horrible Daily Show with Jon Stewart rip off. An even better football simile would be that watching the above set, as Dennis Quaid in Days of Thunder put it, is like watching ‘a monkey fucking a football.’ I’ve always wanted [...]

SNL: Bush Endorsement

There’s no Bush better than Will Ferrell.

Cinema McCain


I Don’t Know Why This Amuses Me

Matt Yglesias: “Harvard, as you know, is old and fancy.”

Opie For Obama

If you’re a fan of the old Andy Griffith show like I am, this is pretty awesome.

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

Apparently, I Screwed Up

Check it out below the fold cause it keeps autoplaying.

The Wisdom Of Lorne Michaels

Conservatives are highlighting this recent statement from SNL creator/producer Lorne Michaels:
I think Palin will continue to be underestimated for a while. I watched the way she connected with people, and she’s powerful. Her politics aren’t my politics. But you can see that she’s a very powerful, very disciplined, incredibly gracious woman. This was her first [...]

Obama As Superman?

The evidence gets clearer daily.

Exclusive Footage Of Sarah Palin Shopping With $150,000 Of RNC Donor Money

I can’t imagine why donors would be upset.

>> RNC appears to shell out $150K for Palin fashion
>> A Pitbull in Valentino, Karan, Armani…
>> Sarah Palin Doesn’t Shop at Wal*mart Anymore.

Al Bundys Of The World, Unite


LOL x 1 Million

Via Shakesville comes this awesome:

Conservatives Just Ain’t Funny

Deak with it, losers.

Bill Kristol Dooms McCain

On Fox News Sunday conservative columnist Bill Kristol said that Obama is the Tampa Rays, while John McCain is the Red Sox. Their fates in the ALCS were linked, he said…

Item!
Down to their last chance, the Tampa Bay Rays left no doubt they were World Series-worthy, after all. The young Rays completed a stunning [...]

Palin Gibberish: I’m Not Alone

Rachel Maddow can’t understand what the hell Sarah Palin is saying either.

Somebody else figured this out. She’s Nell.

>> Sarah Palin Cannot Speak
>> No, Seriously
>> The Other Thing About Palin

Look, Up In The Sky, Obama!

Why is this blog such a big supporter of Sen. Obama?
This video should explain it as the Senator tells his origin.

(via)

Barney Frank In The Real No Spin Zone


John McCain’s “New” Stump Speech

Why is the Daily Show the only show doing real journalism on TV on a regular basis?

Video As Metaphor For Redskins’ Last Game

Failure.

Ick

Ghetto wedding dress? Come on, people.

They Keep Saying We’re Going Through A “Crisis”…

Does this mean America is being retconned? We better hope we’re on Earth-1 then.

Stephane Dion: Canada’s Palin

Epic fail. FAIL, Canada.

Olivers! To Arms!

We Olivers grow stronger every day…

Kung Fu Election

Play this game. Palin is a toughie.

Hopefully Sarah Palin Says “Hello” Soon


Superman Fist Bump

Quite likely the most awesome image in history.

Sent via reader S.T.

Finally! Shakira Makes Her Presidential Choice

I wasn’t sure how I was going to vote. But now….
Colombian superstar Shakira says Democrat Barack Obama is the best candidate for president, citing his leadership skills.
In a statement Saturday, the Grammy-winning pop artist said Obama can restore peace and the world’s confidence in the United States. Obama faces Republican presidential nominee John McCain in [...]

Tina Fey On The Mavericky Mavericks

They said Sarah Palin did well enough in the debate that Tina Fey wouldn’t find anything to parody. Um, no.

For me, the other funny clip was the Mary Poppins one. Anne Hathaway did a good job, and poking fun at Disney is always a good laugh.

Homer Simpson Tries To Vote For Obama

Oh noes.

Also, some celebs discuss why you shouldn’t vote

Sarah Palin Interview Generator

BWAHAHAHA. (via)

Exclusive Video Footage From Inside Sarah Palin’s Debate Camp


Sarah Palin: The Disney Movie

From Matt Damon to reality…

BREAKING: SENATOR MCCAIN ADDRESSES THE NATION

No more drama. I’m votin’ for Obama.

Burn!

This is me versus my best friend in Madden. I’m the ‘Skins, of course.

EA SPORTS World: Madden 09 Video Highlight

David Letterman Pwns John McCain

“You don’t quit.”

Chris Rock On Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin

Nuff said.
(via)

There Are Joe Biden Fanboys/girls

This world we live in. It is a strange, strange place. (via)

Saturday Night Live: John McCain’s Campaign Ads (McCain Approves Open)

SNL really captures how McCain has debased himself and America in pursuit of the brass ring of the presidency.

Also, the sketch about the “liberals” at the New York Times was quite funny. It did what traditional conservative humor doesn’t - critique liberals from a conservative point of view while being funny.

Sigh

If only all the states could be like my Maryland.

Stump The Candidate: Sarah Palin Edition


Blackberry: The Miracle John McCain Made


If Only…

Obama Campaign Reveals Science Advisors
Obama announced his science platform earlier this month in response to questions posed by ScienceDebate2008, a nonpartisan political education group. In response to a Wired Science follow-up, the campaign identified five people who helped draft Obama’s statement: Harold Varmus, a Nobel laureate and former head of the National Institutes of Health; [...]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Republican party is holding a rally for minorities.
The Republican party is holding a rally for minorities… in Virginia.
The Republican party is holding a rally for minorities in Virginia… hosted by George “Macaca” Allen.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
They’re predicting 1,000 attendees and while past performance is no indicator of future growth, this does not bode well for this “outreach”:
Two [...]

Supplies Are Limited! Act Now

I was just emailed this fun.

Time For The Firefighter Takeover Of Our Government

Do it!

Super Mario Gets No Respect


Palin Vlog!


Indeed.

(via)

The Most Important Issue Of This Election

I’m sorry, hockey? They may play that up in Canada and whatnot, but here in America we play football.

This is a nation with lingerie football, not lingerie hockey. Are we not Americans? STAND AND FIGHT AT THE FIFTY YARD LINE FOR YOUR NATION!!!

BREAKING NEWS!!!

John McCain was a POW. I had to report that because he’s so reluctant to say it he says it every five minutes.
This just in.

The Palin Effect?

The Dow is down 337 points since her speech!

Hey, I’m just using the same metrics the Fox News Channel uses.

John McCain & His Roommates

The card surfaces again.

Daily Show Billboard In Downtown Denver

“The Democratic Convention: Choosing The 2012 Frontrunner”

9/11 Truthers Vs. Michelle Malkin

This is one of those situations where you have no one to cheer for but it’s still amusing: 9/11 conspiracy loons hound and bug Michelle Malkin and her HotAir underlings while they try to take pictures of protesters. Warning: Site contains wackjobbery of the highest order.

McMoney

I was wrong about McCain’s economic plan all along.

Bring the bling.