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In every story accompanying the news of Gov. Janet Napolitano being up for the DHS secretary job comes this picture. It makes it look like the poor woman is either jabbing her finger at someone or pointing off to the future somewhere.
Comedian Tim Reid:
Obama’s election represents a challenge to comedians who deal in racial humor. With a confident, eloquent black man in the White House, along with a beautiful, accomplished wife and two impossibly adorable children, can any young black comic possibly still do jokes about bitches and ‘hos?
Won’t the very audiences they’re trying to reach [...]
They write letters… to God.
(OWNews) — Washington was abuzz today with the speculation that Oliver Willis would be appointed to the newly created position of Secretary of Awesome in the Obama administration. While details are few and far between, the position is rumored to be focused on spreading the awesomeness of President-elect Obama to all 50 states.
“I can’t really [...]
Now I get what all this chatter reminds me of.
“Dean had a good year last year, but we wouldn’t advise you drafting him for Health and Human Services until at least the 4th round. Those of you who pick Rahm Emanuel in the early rounds will get a pleasant surprise, however.”
Even in defeat, they think they’ve got the upper hand.
Ok, this is some funny stuff.
If you thought it might be a dream, here’s the commercial for the cheesy President Barack Obama memorial coin. We have arrived.
HE’S BLACK?
Houston, we’ve got a problem.
Okay, now you really have to find someone that can actually do a Barack Obama impression. Fred Armisen sucks, big time.
Love,
Oliver
I love this.
My odds of bringing Jessica Alba home. Sure, “anything” is possible, but…
That was quite simply one of the funniest skits of the year. Ben Affleck perfectly nailed K.O., especially during the Special Comment of Miss Kitty being denied by the co-op.
SIR, I DEMAND YOU RESIGN!
Which candidate can deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies?
Sen. Obama, the ball is in YOUR court.
Silly.
This cartoon explains what I’m always saying about Superman vs. the other heroes, especially the unpowered ones like Batman. Love it.
Again.
Watching these conservative comics is akin to watching Fox News fumble their way through a horrible Daily Show with Jon Stewart rip off. An even better football simile would be that watching the above set, as Dennis Quaid in Days of Thunder put it, is like watching ‘a monkey fucking a football.’ I’ve always wanted [...]
There’s no Bush better than Will Ferrell.
Matt Yglesias: “Harvard, as you know, is old and fancy.”
If you’re a fan of the old Andy Griffith show like I am, this is pretty awesome.
See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die
Check it out below the fold cause it keeps autoplaying.
Conservatives are highlighting this recent statement from SNL creator/producer Lorne Michaels:
I think Palin will continue to be underestimated for a while. I watched the way she connected with people, and she’s powerful. Her politics aren’t my politics. But you can see that she’s a very powerful, very disciplined, incredibly gracious woman. This was her first [...]
I can’t imagine why donors would be upset.
>> RNC appears to shell out $150K for Palin fashion
>> A Pitbull in Valentino, Karan, Armani…
>> Sarah Palin Doesn’t Shop at Wal*mart Anymore.
Deak with it, losers.
On Fox News Sunday conservative columnist Bill Kristol said that Obama is the Tampa Rays, while John McCain is the Red Sox. Their fates in the ALCS were linked, he said…
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Down to their last chance, the Tampa Bay Rays left no doubt they were World Series-worthy, after all. The young Rays completed a stunning [...]
Rachel Maddow can’t understand what the hell Sarah Palin is saying either.
Somebody else figured this out. She’s Nell.
>> Sarah Palin Cannot Speak
>> No, Seriously
>> The Other Thing About Palin
Why is the Daily Show the only show doing real journalism on TV on a regular basis?
Ghetto wedding dress? Come on, people.
Does this mean America is being retconned? We better hope we’re on Earth-1 then.
Epic fail. FAIL, Canada.
We Olivers grow stronger every day…
Play this game. Palin is a toughie.
They said Sarah Palin did well enough in the debate that Tina Fey wouldn’t find anything to parody. Um, no.
For me, the other funny clip was the Mary Poppins one. Anne Hathaway did a good job, and poking fun at Disney is always a good laugh.
Oh noes.
Also, some celebs discuss why you shouldn’t vote
BWAHAHAHA. (via)
From Matt Damon to reality…
No more drama. I’m votin’ for Obama.
This is me versus my best friend in Madden. I’m the ‘Skins, of course.
EA SPORTS World: Madden 09 Video Highlight
“You don’t quit.”
Nuff said.
(via)
This world we live in. It is a strange, strange place. (via)
SNL really captures how McCain has debased himself and America in pursuit of the brass ring of the presidency.
Also, the sketch about the “liberals” at the New York Times was quite funny. It did what traditional conservative humor doesn’t - critique liberals from a conservative point of view while being funny.
The Republican party is holding a rally for minorities.
The Republican party is holding a rally for minorities… in Virginia.
The Republican party is holding a rally for minorities in Virginia… hosted by George “Macaca” Allen.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
They’re predicting 1,000 attendees and while past performance is no indicator of future growth, this does not bode well for this “outreach”:
Two [...]
I was just emailed this fun.
John McCain was a POW. I had to report that because he’s so reluctant to say it he says it every five minutes.
This just in.
The Dow is down 337 points since her speech!
Hey, I’m just using the same metrics the Fox News Channel uses.
The card surfaces again.
“The Democratic Convention: Choosing The 2012 Frontrunner”
This is one of those situations where you have no one to cheer for but it’s still amusing: 9/11 conspiracy loons hound and bug Michelle Malkin and her HotAir underlings while they try to take pictures of protesters. Warning: Site contains wackjobbery of the highest order.
I was wrong about McCain’s economic plan all along.
Bring the bling.