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Clinton Secretary Of State Stuff

I’ve mostly ignored this because until any cabinet announcements are made there isn’t much real news to it. That said, if President Clinton’s entanglements are going to make it a pain in the ass, I’d rather they not do it. Secretary of State, especially post-Bush, is an important and tough job. I think Sen. Clinton [...]

LOL x 1 Million

Via Shakesville comes this awesome:

Chris Rock On Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin

Nuff said.
(via)

Video: Sarah Palin Said Hillary Clinton Was Whining

She apparently forgot to mention this when she was fake-praising Clinton.

Three Words On That Atlantic Clinton Story

Bullet. Freaking. Dodged.
Moving on…

Bill Clinton To Speak At Convention, Water Still Wet

I’m a little puzzled at some of the reaction I’ve seen to the news that President Clinton is going to speak at the convention. Was there any thought that he wasn’t going to? Whatever lingering bad feeling there may be from the primaries (and I count myself in that group of people who are still [...]

NY Times Writes Up Some Masterful Satire

Usually when I want cutting edge satire I turn to The Onion, but this Sunday’s New York Times takes the cake. Apparently those zany kids at the Grey Lady wrote up an “op-ed” by “Mark Penn”. In the rollicking good column “Penn” claims that the reason Sen. Clinton lost was because of money and not [...]

Clinton Concession Speech

I gotta say, the “Yes We Can” line was pretty darn good.
Hillary Clinton Yes We Can Video:

UPDATE: The Obama site has a big “thank you” graphic and letter form up.

Clinton E-Mail On Dropping Out, Support For Obama

Sen. Clinton sent this e-mail out just about an hour ago:
On Saturday, I will extend my congratulations to Senator Obama and my support for his candidacy. This has been a long and hard-fought campaign, but as I have always said, my differences with Senator Obama are small compared to the differences we have with Senator [...]

Clinton Campaign Over

NY Times, CNN, MSNBC report that Sen. Clinton will drop out and endorse Sen. Obama on Friday.

Clinton’s Speech

Not finished yet, but it’s a mess. Like, couldn’t she be more graceful?
“We stayed the course”? Really, Hillary? We kind of went down that path before.
This speech just went on and on, and the crowd was right out of the Roman Coliseum with their “Denver” nonsense.
Please end this so our next president can come [...]

Message Control Issues

Clearly the Clinton folks are having a hard time getting their message straight today. Despite the wailing of the diehards, the AP is not the sort of organization that makes up a news story like that. People on the Clinton campaign told them it was going to be over today, and others have pushed back [...]

A Roadmap For The Future Of The Democratic Party After Tuesday

Please, God.

Clinton’s “Next Phase”

Yes, she’s moving to the next phase of action. It’s called the Huckabee Phase.

Is It Dead?

Please, God, let it be.
Members of Hillary Clinton’s advance staff received calls and emails this evening from headquarters summoning them to New York City Tuesday night, and telling them their roles on the campaign are ending, two Clinton staffers tell my colleague Amie Parnes.
The advance staffers — most of them now in Puerto Rico, South [...]

The Denial Campaign

The Clinton campaign now resembles that old guy who hangs out at the club, far past his prime and a good 20 years older than the average age of the other men in attendance. They’re the guy in the Member’s Only jacket, hoping one of the women has a daddy complex and an alcohol infused [...]

Clinton Supporters Who Want To Vote For McCain

… are the 2008 equivalent of Nader supporters who said there was “no difference” between the two parties.
You may very well end up electing the government you deserve. My guess is that the amount of Clinton supporters who are actually that stupid is a far smaller number than the loudness of their voices seems — [...]

Puerto Rico Isn’t A State

To most of us this is accepted knowledge, but not the Clinton campaign. Furthermore, delegates are what determines the party’s nominee. Always has been.

Harold Ickes Is Ridiculous

I haven’t been watching this thing in full - even I am not that boring - but I’ve now seen Harold Ickes have his butt handed to him twice. First was up against Rep. Robert Wexler, and later against Sen. Carl Levin (who seriously has issues with the Iowa-New Hampshire monopoly - and I agree [...]

They Really Don’t Get It, Do They?

One of the more revealing elements in this primary fight has been the utter cluelessness of the Clinton campaign in a modern media environment. It’s pretty wild considering these were the same folks who brought the Democrats out of their 1970s and 80s mindset with the exact set of skills needed to deal with the [...]

Al Jazeera Report On Kentucky Voters

Sigh.

Young Hillary Clinton

LOL.

I Know This Is Mostly Useless, I Have An Addiction To Pain

Taylor Marsh:
The reality is, however, that though Clinton voted for the war, there is no evidence whatsoever that Obama would have voted against the war in Iraq if he were a senator at the time
Barack Obama in 2002:
I am not opposed to all wars. I’m opposed to dumb wars.
So for those of us who seek [...]

In Clintonese, “Compromise” Means Surrender

Lanny Davis and the pursuit of the ridiculous

Electability Arguments And Stupidity

Jeralyn of Talkleft has once again busted out the calculations on the cocktail napkin to prove once again that Clinton is the more electable candidate. Ditto for this poster on Taylor Marsh’s site (I guess they’ve quit attacking Sen. Kennedy for the moment). I wonder: are these sites going to play this stupid game right [...]

Hidden Camera Footage From Inside The Clinton Campaign


[Angry Oliver is angry]

Please, Go Away And Take Your Husband And Your Campaign Hacks With You

Please, just fade away. You lost. You got close, but you lost. All you are doing now is embarrassing yourself and hurting the party and the country in the process.
First, Bill Clinton further descends into conspiracy land, doing his best Oliver Stone.
Former President Bill Clinton in South Dakota today delivered a harsh critique of [...]

When Clinton Fails, She Blames Sexism

I can’t stand Maureen Dowd, but sometimes facts are facts. It isn’t that I don’t believe that there hasn’t been sexism in this campaign. There has been. Of course, there has been racism as well. But sexism isn’t why Hillary Clinton is losing.
Her campaign has been poorly planned and executed versus what turns out [...]

Reality Vs. Republicans

The article from the Politico and being flogged by the increasingly delusional Clinton blogs says “GOP strategists mull McCain ‘blowout“.
The problem for the Clinton supporters and Republicans is that the rest of us live in reality, and not in a world of our own making. Some recent headlines back down here on planet earth confirm [...]

Why Sen. Clinton No Longer Gets The Benefit Of The Doubt From Me

“[T]here is nothing to base that on. As far as I know”
“Sen. Obama’s support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again”
“There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”
“[T]he [...]

Keith Olbermann Special Comment On Hillary Clinton’s Assassination Remarks


Hillary Clinton Says She’s Staying In Because Someone Could Assassinate Obama Like RFK

She is fracking crazy.
Hillary Clinton today brought up the assassination of Sen. Robert Kennedy while defending her decision to stay in the race against Barack Obama.
“My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated [...]

Desperate?

No, Governor Paterson, Sen. Clinton passed “desperate” about three months ago.

Justice Clinton? No.

It is a clear sign that primary season has gone on too long when you read articles like this speculating - and thats what it is, speculation - that Obama would offer Sen. Clinton a Supreme Court nomination.
That isn’t going to happen. While I think that on balance she would probably make a good justice, [...]

Hillary Clinton on Race In The Campaign?

Crickets.

Clinton Supporters Tried To Bribe In Exchange For Superdelegates?

This isn’t the first time the swells have tried to hurl their money around. Just a few months ago they were purporting to tell Speaker Pelosi how to do her job because she stated facts unfavorable to Clinton.
One of Sen. Hillary Clinton’s top financial supporters offered $1 million to the Young Democrats of America during [...]

The Bed You Make

Taylor Marsh admonishes her readers for crude comments they made over Sen. Kennedy’s hospitalization this weekend. But Marsh set the table for this a few months ago when she said the Kennedys were mafioso because Sen. Kennedy had the nerve to endorse Sen. Obama.

More Wolfson Math?

Is Howard Wolfson now saying that the amount of delegates needed is 2210? Because last week it was 2209 2029 and before that it was 2205 2025. It’s also funny that he says its offensive for Sen. Obama to declare victory when he secures the needed delegates, considering Sen. Clinton declared victory before the campaign [...]

Obama Continues To Demonstrate Weakness Among The Racist Dumbass Vote

Geraldine Ferraro says she may not vote for Sen. Obama. I’m sure the thought of that is keeping him up at nights.

In This Case “Coronation” Means A 5 Month Long Fight In 49 Different Contests

Talkleft continues to self parody to a ridiculous extent.
(And the comments on the post are exploring how the nefarious Obama campaign faked having 75,000 people in Oregon yesterday. The upside of this primary campaign is that we’ve learned who the crazies on our side of the aisle are.)

Obama To Blame

Not only must Barack Obama contend with conservatives claiming he must apologize for every bad thing a black person has done ever, now the Clinton supporters say he has to apologize for all sexism. Real and imagined.

Hillary/Obama Ad From SNL


The One And Only Reason I Would Like Clinton In The Veep Slot

The vice presidential slot has tended to be the attack dog slot. I don’t think Sen. Edwards did a good job of that in 2004 and Joe Lieberman was horrible at it. Al Gore was not bad. I would have to think that the vicious streak the Clinton campaign revels in would be much better [...]

Hillary Clinton FTW

Democrats united is what I prefer.
President Bush’s comparison of any Democrat to Nazi appeasers is both offensive and outrageous on the face of it, especially in light of his failures in foreign policy. This is the kind of statement that has no place in any presidential address and certainly to use an important moment like [...]

Obama And Appalachia

It’s totally shocking that a black Democrat would have trouble winning this region. And by “shocking” I mean “not at all surprising”. Because of proximity here in Maryland we get occasional exposure to Appalachian stuff. I know it’s not nice to say but as a black man in the 21st century it isn’t exactly a [...]

Hillary Clinton Wins West Virginia

Yay. Good for her. These voters are sure the backbone of the Democratic Party, the sort of folks that are the spine of a multiethnic multigenerational coalition… oh, sorry, I can’t do it.

UPDATE: Less than 2 minutes in Clinton makes a fundraising appeal. Oh, that strikes in the heart of confidence.
UPDATE 2: Hey, they found [...]

West Virginia

Anybody notice that Obama or his team haven’t slammed West Virginia, but in states where Clinton lost the Clinton team can’t move fast enough to slam caucuses, red states, states with high black populations, etc.

The Delusional Clinton Supporters

Yes, voting for Sen. Clinton in West Virginia is just like facing down a tank in Tiannamen Square. Just the same. Identical.

Your Lack Of Self Awareness Is Intriguing

Jeralyn Merritt at Talkleft writes:
As for the speculation that Obama would convince Hillary’s supporters to vote for him if he picks another female VP candidate like Napolitano or McCaskill, I highly doubt it. There is only one Hillary Clinton. Women are not interchangeable. In fact, it would be rubbing salt in the wounds of [...]

Hillary Quixote?

Somehow I think even Don Quixote would have considered this quest a ways past impossible.
Even if Clinton wins 100 percent of the vote and the accompanying 275 delegates available — including superdelegates (some of whom have already committed) — in the six remaining Democratic contests, she will end up short of the 2,025 delegates needed [...]

Countdown: Clinton Staffers Seeking Exit Book Deals

Keith Olbermann is reporting that Howard Wolfson and Patti Solis Doyle are currently negotiating book deals about their time on the Clinton campaign. As Olbermann notes, you don’t negotiate for book deals in primary season if you think you’re going to be working a campaign in the fall.

Election Preview Via NFL

Viewed through my eyes, the likely Clinton wins in West Virginia and Kentucky are sort of like the touchdowns scored by John Elway in Superbowl XXII. They were nice and all, but they ignore the fact that this happened. For our purposes Barack Obama = Doug Williams.

Clinton’s Gas Tax

Has she said anything about it since Indiana? Certainly not to the extent she did leading up to Indiana/North Carolina.
That, my friends, is what we call a pander.

Primary Voters Admit: “We Didn’t Realize Obama Was Black”

MORGANTOWN, WV - Prospective voters in the upcoming Democratic primary here today revealed that they had no idea before today that likely nominee Sen. Barack Obama was, in fact, black.
“All this time I assumed he just had a serious tan”, said Susie Bilgebright of Huffington Gulch, “It wasn’t until Senator Clinton’s comments today explaining that [...]

Hillary White Power Clinton

The last throes are pretty messy.
Hillary Rodham Clinton vowed Wednesday to continue her quest for the Democratic nomination, arguing she would be the stronger nominee because she appeals to a wider coalition of voters — including whites who have not supported Barack Obama in recent contests.
“I have a much broader base to build a winning [...]

Clinton Campaign Blames Impending Obama Nomination On “Delorean Induced Alternate Timeline”

WASHINGTON - After a daylong meeting between Senator Hillary Clinton and her campaign’s top advisors and staffers, this reporter has learned of a decision to portray the mathematically certain nomination of Senator Barack Obama as the byproduct of a time traveling DeLorean car that has created, in the words of communications director Howard Wolfson, an [...]

Black Voters Don’t Count

That’s the latest - and probably last - b.s. excuse from Team Clinton on why they didn’t really lose the nomination. As I discussed with a friend last night, the Clinton campaign decided that in order to win they would throw the black vote aside and drive up their vote among white voters. What they [...]

Say It With Me

Yes. We. Can.

I think this race made a significant shift tonight. If I’m feeling that right, we should see more superdelegate flow to Sen. Obama. Clinton will get a bone or two thrown her way from West Virginia and Kentucky, but that’s already priced in.
Yes. He. Can.
UPDATE: Clinton’s speech was very downbeat, and the talk [...]

The Story Of The Campaign

How the Clinton family has been decimated in the black vote. The erosion cannot simply be explained away by the idea that Obama is “the black candidate”. A big chunk of that number is a community finding hope with Obama as their vessel, but that doesn’t explain why Clinton now gets single-digit support among black [...]

Final Countdown

Obama wins North Carolina by a healthy margin (the networks called it as soon as the polls closed, so that ought to be a safe bet), which at the end of the day even with a Clinton win in Indiana (likely, though not called yet) leads to the same story we had yesterday: Barack Obama [...]

The Current Clinton Voter

You gotta be kidding me.
Mary Bunger, a 44-year-old single mom from Abington, emerged from the town’s general store on Wednesday, the only place to purchase a snack in a 10-mile radius.
“I am definitely going to try to go with Hillary,” she said. “I almost feel like (Obama’s) the anti-Christ from the Middle East.”
Bunger reads news [...]

Clinton Math

It’s kind of like the math Bush pushed back in 2000. Keith Olbermann explains:

For Economists Before They Were Against Them

In 1992, the Clintons weren’t so digusted by economists. But they have a losing campaign to prop up, so things change.

Indiana/North Carolina Prediction

North Carolina: Obama by 9
Indiana: Clinton by 5
I have a feeling that the momentum is turning back in Obama’s favor after a few good weeks for Clinton.
There is still no scenario beyond the destruction of the Democratic party that leads to a Clinton nomination.

Hillary Clinton As Bush In A Pantsuit

This is the kind of thing Bush always does. Dismiss the experts, put down people with intelligence and expertise, deride them and ignore them in favor of short term policies with slightly populist overtones that turn out to be a mess. This is the same sort of thing she pulled when she voted for the [...]

The Hillary Clinton Fairy Tale

Slate’s Tim Noah issues a challenge to journalists.
Here’s a rule I would like every political reporter, campaign official, TV talking head, and politician in the United States to follow. Go ahead and say, if you like, that Hillary Clinton retains a serious chance of winning the Democratic nomination. If you say this, however, you must [...]

Clinton Echoes Bush Again On Gas Tax Folly

This is what caused Mark Udall (an undecided superdelegate) to lash out at the Clinton/McCain rhetoric on the gas tax. She issued a challenge on the trail saying that members of congress are either “with us or against us” on the issue.

Note: I’m not denying that politically Clinton’s position is probably the more popular, but [...]

Democratic Congressman and Senate Candidate Mark Udall On The Bogus Clinton/McCain Gas Tax “Plan”