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Fake Walpin “Scandal” Fizzles

The Gerald Walpin inspector general firing is the latest conservative fake scandal to bite the big one. Why? Because like all the other accusations from the right – secret muslim, birth certificate, poor people caused the meltdown, republican car dealers getting shut down – there’s no “there” there. The conservative blogosphere really wants to be taken seriously but beyond the stale 5 year old fumes of the Dan Rather memos, they’ve got nothing – not even the Schiavo memo.

The Republican party is still tied into its top-down structure and seems uninterested at best in listening to them, and their most ravenous elements can’t help but to beat themselves into a frenzy over non-scandals that they hype to the moon.

The Evil Eye, And Other Right Wing Stupidity

Dear Wingnuts,

How it should work is this: You present ideas, and we present ideas, and the American people decide – as they have in the past – which bunch of ideas they want to go with. Sometimes they pick your ideas, sometimes they pick ours. While I clearly think ours are better, we don’t have all the answers. We’ve prospered over the last 200+ years on that exchange of ideas. But on occasion (1964, 2008) you guys lose so badly that you go nutso. When we get beaten we tend to beat up on ourselves, wondering why America doesn’t like us. When you guys lose we get stories about hidden communism in flouridated water or serious sounding analysis about the President giving people the evil eye.

That is the hallmark of crazy, and while it helps my side of the fight in the short term, in the long term its just not a good thing to have one party be the ruling party of sanity while the other is presenting the evil eye as a serious policy position.

Love,
Oliver

Who Will Stand Up For The Rich Crook?

Eli Lehrer of the oil-industry backed Competitive Enterprise Institute, writing in the National Review – that’s who! His argument? Bernard Madoff’s sentence is excessive. Really.

Not Even Trying Anymore

Instapundit links to this protest versus the upcoming ABC townhall with President Obama on health care (interesting how the right is suddenly so into protesting) and adds from one of the attendees that the attendance is about 300 people.

Surely thats why all of 17 people are in the attached picture. And I counted the disembodied arm in the corner as a person.

UPDATE: Check out the birther in the crowd. That’s what the right is now.

Conservative “Advice” On Iran

Napoleon, Custer offer battlefield tactics… to be joined by Rumsfeld…

Sam Seder With The Letterman Loons

The conservative base is a never ending gold mine of dumb.

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Michael Savage Says Everything But White Power

One of your top 5 conservative radio hosts in America.

Michael Savage: “The white Christian heterosexual married male is the epitome of everything right with America”

Gerald Walpin, Whack Job

Of course this is the guy conservatives claim is at the center of the first fake scandal they’re pushing versus the Obama administration. Of course.

Now, in an interview with FOXNews.com. Walpin called the ‘lack of candor’ charge ‘a total lie,’ and repeated his contention that he was fired for daring to go hard after Johnson, an Obama supporter.

As for the explanation that Walpin was confused at a meeting, he responded, improbably, by referencing a verbal slip-up that Barack Obama made during the campaign, which conservatives tried unsuccessfully to make hay out of at the time.

Said Walpin: ‘I would never say President Obama doesn’t have the capacity to continue to serve because of his (statement) that there are 56 states.’ And he added that same is true for Vice President Joe Biden and his ‘many express confusions that have been highlighted by the media.’

And he amped up the level of rhetoric, declaring: ‘I am now the target of the most powerful man in this country, with an army of aides whose major responsibility today seems to be to attack me and get rid of me.’

And who does Gerald Walpin make political contributions to? $1,000 to Rudy Giuliani. $1,000 to John Mccain. $500 to Elizabeth Dole.

The Palin Mob @ The Failed Anti-Letterman Rally

They are about as brilliant as you would expect. The present and future of the Republican party and the right. Keep it up, guys!

Letterman Protest Fail

I was right.

A crowd of 15 protesters upset with the late night comic held signs and occasionally shouted as they stood across the street from Letterman’s studio.

But they were often hidden from view by the more than 35 members of the media there to cover the protest, and out-shouted by a few very vocal counter-protesters.

What I said two days ago:

1. The rally will be poorly attended.

2. CBS will not fire David Letterman. Letterman is worth millions, probably billions to CBS. While TV networks don’t like cranky pants protestors outside, what they like more than that is MONEY.

UPDATE: Glenn Reynolds notes that Letterman is “feeling the heat”. Bwahahahahahaha!

Like Pavlov’s Dog On Crack

Drudge pushes out story that doesn’t remotely pass the smell test, conservatives flock to it. So gullible.

Oh No, The Truth

Joe Scoldborough wanted Ed Schultz to fold when asked if he thought Cheney wants a terror attack to prove his point politically. Thankfully Ed told the truth. Cheney wants that, and his public record makes it pretty clear. (via)

They Wanted To Blow Up Those Iranians They Claim To Love

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Glenn Greenwald makes a solid point about the conservative position on Iran.

Much of the same faction now claiming such concern for the welfare of The Iranian People are the same people who have long been advocating a military attack on Iran and the dropping of large numbers of bombs on their country — actions which would result in the slaughter of many of those very same Iranian People. During the presidential campaign, John McCain infamously sang about Bomb, Bomb, Bomb-ing Iran. The Wall St. Journal published a war screed from Commentary’s Norman Podhoretz entitled ‘The Case for Bombing Iran,’ and following that, Podhoretz said in an interview that he ‘hopes and prays’ that the U.S. ‘bombs the Iranians.’ John Bolton and Joe Lieberman advocated the same bombing campaign, while Bill Kristol — with typical prescience — hopefully suggested that Bush might bomb Iran if Obama were elected. Rudy Giuliani actually said he would be open to a first-strike nuclear attack on Iran in order to stop their nuclear program.

Imagine how many of the people protesting this week would be dead if any of these bombing advocates had their way — just as those who paraded around (and still parade around) under the banner of Liberating the Iraqi People caused the deaths of hundreds of thousands of them, at least. Hopefully, one of the principal benefits of the turmoil in Iran is that it humanizes whoever the latest Enemy is. Advocating a so-called ‘attack on Iran’ or ‘bombing Iran’ in fact means slaughtering huge numbers of the very same people who are on the streets of Tehran inspiring so many — obliterating their homes and workplaces, destroying their communities, shattering the infrastructure of their society and their lives. The same is true every time we start mulling the prospect of attacking and bombing another country as though it’s some abstract decision in a video game.

Much of conservative foreign policy resembles a crude video game, and of course their own lives are never on the line so they feel safe in advocating the nuttiest strategies around. The problem was that during the Bush era they actually had the power to do so. Result: Thousands dead and global instability.

Conservative Failure In Progress

Conservative whack-job supporters of Sarah Palin are having a rally to fire David Letterman. I feel pretty safe in making two predictions here.

1. The rally will be poorly attended.

2. CBS will not fire David Letterman. Letterman is worth millions, probably billions to CBS. While TV networks don’t like cranky pants protestors outside, what they like more than that is MONEY.

The Republican Strategy To Alienate Minorities And Non-Southerners Continues To Pay Dividends


2008 Election Map, Proportional To Electoral Votes (via)

Keep it up guys.

McCain won the South in November, but Obama swept the rest of the country by an even bigger margin. The same pattern holds now for House and Senate seats. Republicans may continue to win governorships in Democratic-leaning states, but in congressional and presidential elections the geographic divides are sizable.

Brownstein reeled off a list of statistics that all arrived at the same place: The South now accounts for a greater share of Republican strength than at virtually any time since the party’s founding. That base is too narrow, as even Republicans know.

Demographically, the forces at work have chipped away at what was once a GOP-leaning majority in the country. The most important is minorities’ rising share of the vote. Whites accounted for 76 percent of the overall electorate last November, down from 85 percent in 1988.

In the last election, there were more than 2 million additional African American voters, about 2 million more Hispanic voters and about a million more Asian American voters. All are groups in which Obama increased the Democratic share of the vote over 2004. Frey estimated that minority voters in nine states made the difference in Obama’s victory margin.

Considering the conservative-wide freakout over Obama’s election and the racially tinged attacks on Judge Sotomayor, the Republicans haven’t learned a thing from the last 10 years. There is always the possibility of Democratic complacency on these issues, and we saw some of that in 2004 when Kerry neglected the black vote until the very end, but somehow I think the current leader of the Democratic party will not make a similar lapse. Call it a hunch based on what he sees in front of the mirror every day.

The Republican party could again become a majority party, but the path for them would have to include being more inclusive to single women, blacks, hispanics, and gays. The issue of course is that strategy is equally likely to turn off large parts of their elderly white male base, as well as the xenophobic white males who are the elected officials on the Republican side.

Rusty DePass: South Carolina Republican Activist Compares Michelle Obama To Gorilla

This, by now, is standard operating procedure for the right in America. Which is the minstrel act of folks like Sonja Schmidt will always be just that.

Jonah Goldberg: Just How Intellectually Dishonest Can A Conservative Be?

Based on this nice take-down by Dave Neiwert, the answer is clearly “very“.

Video: Joan Walsh Takes On Bill O’Reilly

O’Reilly runs the microphones, lights, etc. so things are always going to be tilted to his advantage, but Walsh does a pretty good job in the lion’s den here. Especially notable is the quick silence when she notes the church killer that was inspired by O’Reilly’s rantings.

Petraeus: Stephen Hayes Weekly Standard Story On Miranda For Detainees Isn’t True

Shocker.

“The real rumor yesterday is whether our forces were reading Miranda rights to detainees and the answer to that is no,” Petraeus said today.

stephen hayesThe Weekly Standard piece, published on the magazine’s Website yesterday, claimed that “the Obama Justice Department has quietly ordered FBI agents to read Miranda rights to high value detainees captured and held at U.S. detention facilities in Afghanistan, according a senior Republican on the House Intelligence Committee.”

This makes even more sense as conservative b.s. when you remember that Hayes wrote that hagiography of Cheney from a little while back and also the book on the Saddam-Osama connection that didn’t exist.

I should also note that just because the story happens to not be true will not preclude conservatives from bringing it up time and time again, like the Obama birthers, the facts don’t actually matter to these folks.

MORE: NBC has more.

A DOJ spokesman says there’s been no new policy directive.

“There has been no policy change and no blanket instruction issued for FBI agents to Mirandize detainees overseas,” spokesman Matt Miller said. “While there have been specific cases in which FBI agents have Mirandized suspects overseas, at both Bagram and in other situations, in order to preserve the quality of evidence obtained, there has been no overall policy change with respect to detainees.”

The Hate Chain

For some time now, as John Lewis noted, the right has done a good job of whipping up hatred and animosity in order to profit from it politically. The problem is, the hate is now consuming the right and spilling blood into the streets. And the right has no intention of pushing back on it. In fact, they’re accelerating it.

And John Lewis has more experience than most in seeing this hate up close.

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