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Doug Hoffman: Sore Loser, Man

Conservatives once again blame poor minorities at ACORN for their latest electoral loss.
Losing NY-23 candidate Doug Hoffman became the latest in an increasingly long line of conservative politicians to blame his problems on ACORN yesterday despite the complete lack of evidence the organization played any role in his defeat.
Pretty soon they’ll tell us ACORN was [...]

Teabaggers Are Dumb, The Video

Teabaggers get punk’d into cheering against Christopher Columbus and European immigrants. You morons.

Stephen Hayes, Probably Not The Best Connector

I notice that Stephen Hayes has co-written a piece in the Weekly Standard called “Connecting the Dots”. By now you probably know where it’s coming from, trampling the well worn path that asserting that Malik Hasan was a terrorist. Maybe he is. Maybe he’s an Al Qaeda agent, but frankly, we don’t know that at [...]

Tom Coburn Is Blocking Improvements In Veteran’s Health Care

But remember, they support the troops except the thousands of times we’ve documented them doing the opposite.

US Chamber Of Commerce Looking For An Economist To Sell B.S.

This is the right’s modus operandi, it’s just unusual that they get caught before the “research” is plastered on the front pages and on Fox News.
The U.S. Chamber of Commerce and an assortment of national business groups opposed to President Obama’s health-care reform effort are collecting money to finance an economic study that could be [...]

Learn To Speak Tea Bag

As I said, not people to be taken seriously.

Some People Are, Sadly, Stupid

A post over at the Seminal is taking “liberal elitism” to task for not taking the Tea Party people seriously, and that that will lead to the election of Sarah Palin and other such ilk.
To quote our vice president, malarkey.
While I have long argued that there is too much elitism on the left for my [...]

Pineapple Power

On the day I took a picture of my head busting through a pineapple I knew it would be all worth it. For what its worth, my point is – and I made it in the post – describing Obama as a “rookie” commander in chief was ridiculous as a pejorative because every first year [...]

Carrie Prejean’s Reluctant 15 Minutes Enters Its 7th Month

Prejean keeps talking, talking about her book, talking about that Miss USA question, talking about her sex tape.
But she’s very reluctant.
Eh, at least she’s pretty.

Day By Day: It’s Porn For Conservatives

Seriously, it’s ridiculous.

Nailed It

Probably not what he intended, but conservative Robert Stacy McCain, in the midst of a post about the right and women hits on a point
It’s as if Phyllis Schlafly, Bay Buchanan, Ann Coulter, Laura Ingrham and Michelle Malkin were un-persons.
Yes, yes they are. Hateful, crazy, intellectually dishonest un-persons.

Conservatives: They Were Always Nuts

One of Andrew Sullivan’s readers tries to make the case that the conservative movement was sane in 1994 when they took over, even more hilariously they claim Rush Limbaugh’s critiques of the Clinton administration were “pointed”. Are you kidding me? As Sullivan points out, that was the fevered swamp of nuttiness. Limbaugh led the charge [...]

Powerline’s John Hinderaker, Meet John Hinderaker

John Hinderaker, today:
[W]e were often critical of President George W. Bush.
John Hinderaker, 2005:
It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one [...]

Conservative #TCOT Types Think Elie Wiesel Is A Woman

We on the left have been granted amazingly idiotic political opponents.
Also, anti-semetic.

Glenn Reynolds Is A Stupid Person

So of course he is a top conservative blogger.

Teabaggers To March Inside The US Capitol?

I can’t imagine anything going wrong with that. What could possibly go awry?
Idiots.

Nut Busters.

I love the right wing in America and their ignorance of anything past 1952.

Purge, GOP, Purge

Dede Scozzafava’s decision to endorse the Democrat and not the far-right Conservative party candidate in NY-23 will probably not help Bill Owens, who was a long shot to win a +30 Republican seat. But it tells you what you need to know about the current Republican party.
They are purging those who do not march in [...]

Glenn Beck Believes Everything Stupid

At a certain point this becomes like taking candy from a baby. Just nobody tell him about the plan to harvest the organs of conservatives in order to provide fuel for our giant abortion machine.
Oh, damn.

Conservatives Make Me Laugh, Unintentionally

From Redstate.com (the failed Kos clone):
As you may know, RedState has started a Great Books style program. We are rather slowly making our way through a series of books on conservative thought and ideas. We have started with Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism.
They really are so gosh darn cute. What a difference in how the two [...]