Conservatives 4 Palin Wins Headline Of The Century So Far

3:37 pm EST April 12th, 2011 | Conservative | 40 Comments

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(via B.D.)

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40 Responses to “Conservatives 4 Palin Wins Headline Of The Century So Far”

  1. Dr. Squid says:

    This is good news… for John McCain!

  2. Leota2 says:

    Those poor souls over in the Palin urine stream deserve our pity—really.
    They are probably taking their kid’s lunch money to pay for Sarah’s bad wigs through her PAC.

  3. Bruce Henry says:

    If I had some bread, I could make a ham sandwich, if I had some ham.

  4. Marco21 says:

    Actual post from site:

    Governor Palin has a sizable hard core base of loyal and enthusiastic supporters from all over the country, even blue states, and including all ethnic groups, who will stick by her no matter what – and contribute generously.

    No other candidate on the right has anything to match it.

    From that secure base she can expand her support outwards, but without it, that would not be possible.

    Governor Palin alone has it, none of the others do.

    That is why Sarah has the winning cards here!

    UNREAL. How doe one operate at that level of delusion?

  5. XeckyGilchrist says:

    At least the banner pic catches Sarah’s good side.

  6. rat_bastard says:

    I live in constant fear of Gov. Palin.

  7. Matthew_Hubbard says:

    Let’s be fair. They put the word “probably” in the sentence.

    They like her chances against Mitt Romney, but it’s not a done deal.

  8. Quaker in a Basement says:

    What did you expect them to say? That she comes in fourth behind three circus clowns?

  9. Christopher Foxx says:

    Probably fourth, QiaB. They’re not even certain she’d place that high.

    In other news, Alaska would probably be the southernmost state if you took the other 49 out of the picture.

  10. Randy Brown, that was uncalled-for. The problem is not what is between her legs, but what is between her ears.

  11. Manju says:

    I’m afraid its over now.

    B-rock’s plan was to trick the republican party into nominating the former half-term Governor. Then he’d Goldwater her like there was no tomorrow. Even with unemployment around the double-digits, Palin’s electoral map would look like George Wallace’s (interchangeable with Adlai Stevenson’s, which has long amused me).

    But you lefties couldn’t leave well enough alone. You mocked her so much that even the RW now realizes she’s the Al Sharpton of white people. Trump is just a place holder until they figure out who is actually electable. Your man will now have to face an actual adult.

  12. Leota2 says:

    Your man will now have to face an actual adult.

    Whew! Its about damned time. Where is she or he?

  13. Quaker in a Basement says:

    But you lefties couldn’t leave well enough alone. You mocked her so much that even the RW now realizes she’s the Al Sharpton of white people.

    Are you saying we destroyed her chances of being nominated? That’ll come as a big surprise to a few others ’round here.

  14. Jaim says:

    Riiiiiiiiiiiight — Americans realizing Palin is a circus clown is bad news for Obama.

    Uh-huh.

  15. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    Manju: “Trump is just a place holder until they figure out who is actually electable.”

    And who is that? Who do you think is actually electable?

  16. Wilbur says:

    And who is that? Who do you think is actually electable?

    When the last glimmer of Republicanic hope seems lost, the rocks will spring open in the Santa Monica Mountains and King Ronnie will ride out to the rescue on an Appaloosa pony.

  17. Wilbur says:

    You mocked her so much that even the RW now realizes….

    What’s really sad is that y’all didn’t realize that right from the beginning. Poor kid might have finished out her term as sinecure governor and moved on to a lucrative consulting business in Juneau by now, instead of becoming a national pratfall.

  18. fafaroo says:

    I’m afraid its over now…Trump is just a place holder until they figure out who is actually electable. Your man will now have to face an actual adult.

    More’s the pity that a brilliant political analyst confidently declared this just eleven days ago:

    Yeah, that’s all she wrote. Like I said a while back, the most formidable repubs appear to be sitting this one out. The smart money knows Obama’s likely to be juggernaut in 2012.

    http://www.oliverwillis.com/2011/04/01/chart-private-sector-job-growth-under-obama/#comment-287538

  19. Matthew_Hubbard says:

    Oh, and we forgot about Pawlenty, which is easy enough to do. He’s declared now as well.

    Polling this far out is complete bollocks. In 2007 at around this time, it was obviously going to be Rudy vs. Hillary, and the pundits thought she didn’t stand a chance in the general election.

    Everything before New Hampshire is just so much gas.

  20. ‘Trump is just a place holder until they figure out who is actually electable. Your man will now have to face an actual adult.’

    The fact Trump is even in the running, no matter how absurd, tells anyone what they need to know regarding the availability of an adult option from the Right.

  21. Manju says:

    More’s the pity that a brilliant political analyst confidently declared this just eleven days ago:

    Thats still my opinion. Its just that Palin would’ve been a blowout of historic propotions. Obama probably would have enough votes to enact single payer if he wanted to, after that drubbing. So you blew your chance at a realignment, by failing to puppet master the right.

    An adult, like say Ryan, Thune, Bush, Jindal, or Romney will make a respectable but utimately fruitless run.

  22. db says:

    Okay, I still can’t understand if the funniest part is the “First, if no one else runs” argument, or the picture which has her turning her back on:
    a)The American People
    b)Her term as Governor
    c)The Republican Party
    d)The Lamestream Media
    e)All of the Above

  23. Christopher Foxx says:

    Manju: Your man will now have to face an actual adult.

    He’s going to run against a Democrat?

  24. fafaroo says:

    So you blew your chance at a realignment, by failing to puppet master the right.

    Let me see if I got this straight. Everyone knows that Obama’s “likely to be juggernaut in 2012″ but now that Palin is fading in the polls because us lefties were too successful in convincing America that she is a dangerous moron, all the adults in the Republican party — Ryan, Thune, Bush, Jindal, or Romney — will soon be jockeying to loose to Obama by less than Palin did.

    They will do this to consciously, being the “smart money” and all, in order to serve the larger goal, not of winning the presidency, but of reducing Obama’s mandate in 2012 so that he will not be able to enact the legislative agenda –single payer– he was going to enact when he won the first time with a huge electoral mandate but ended up compromising and caving to conservatives and conservative democrats anyway.

    And until one of these serious adults does step up, serious conservatives are distracting us from their crafty plans to not lose that bad to Obama by craftily tossing up Donald Trump to distract us with even more dangerous and crazy behavior.

    Oh and that’s all she wrote because it’s all over.

    I could feel my brain being damaged just typing that up, Manju.

  25. Willie Stark says:

    If there is one, they need to find another Wendell Wilkie.

  26. Rick Massimo says:

    No, seriously – THAT’S the banner of their site? A picture of (presumably) Sarah Palin with her BACK turned to you? Like she can’t even decide whether she can be bothered to acknowledge you?

    Serious issues at work here.

  27. Fred says:

    She is not qualified to take out the WH garbage!

  28. merl says:

    are they actually asking people to give even more money to the grifter?

  29. Quaker in a Basement says:

    THAT’S the banner of their site? A picture of (presumably) Sarah Palin with her BACK turned to you?

    They wanna see her butt.

  30. Fred says:

    2012 does not worry me. What worries me is 2016 and people like Jeb Bush who speak fluent Spanish. Another friggin Bush in the WH scares the BeJezus out of me!

  31. Jaim says:

    Don’t worry — the GOP has spent the last ten years shitting all over hispanics and they will never have their vote in significant numbers.

  32. dufthom says:

    I love Sarah Palin; she is so sexy. The GOP is taking 2012 baby

  33. Quaker in a Basement says:

    Camacho 2012!

  34. Not to bring up the other name I try to avoid using or reading about at the same time as Palin, but I blame Charlie Sheen for this — for trying to redefine the word “winning.”

  35. Repack Rider says:

    About all you can tell from that photo is that Sarah wears a mil-spec bra.

    Those little suckers suckees should be passing her hemline some time soon.

  36. CZHA says:

    Best proposed bumper sticker for the Trump-Palin 2012 campaign:

    “YOU’RE FIRED!/I QUIT!”

  37. Dennis says:

    About all you can tell from that photo is that Sarah wears a mil-spec bra.

    Those little suckers suckees should be passing her hemline some time soon.–Repack Rider

    C’mon, Repack, don’t you find misogynistic retorts about women’s breasts on a liberal political blog kind of boring? Or at best, blatantly hypocritical?

    Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of what you pretend to stand for?

  38. Jaim says:

    “YOU’RE FIRED!/I QUIT!”

    lol

  39. Gateway Pundit as a source is like having Mr. Hyde as your personal physician.

    And there were so many people at the rally, it looks like a gazillion-trillion by some estimates:

    Interestingly, as the photo above shows, the rally was organized by the conservative group Americans for Prosperity, with Palin and other speakers at a podium with a sign proclaiming “I am AFP.”

    Americans for Prosperity is, of course, a Koch brothers financed group. The Koch name has popped up quite a bit in the Wisconsin protests — most notably after Walker’s 20-minute phone call in late February with blogger Ian Murphy, who was posing as “David Koch”. During that call, Walker discussed his ideas for tricking the Democrats into coming back by pretending to negotiate, his ambition to bust the public employee unions in the mold of President Reagan’s firing of the PATCO air traffic controllers — an event that Walker said had led to the downfall of the Soviet Union — and that he had considered (but ruled out) planting troublemakers in the crowds of protesters.

    Also notable, beside denouncing what she called “thug tactics” by union leaders in Wisconsin, Palin in many ways reserved her harshest criticism for Republican leaders in Washington for giving away too much to President Obama on the issue of spending cuts: “What we need is for you to stand up, GOP, and fight! Maybe I should ask some of the Badger women’s hockey team, those champions, maybe I should ask them if we should be suggesting to GOP leaders, they need to learn how to fight like a girl!”

    http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/04/palin-goes-to-madison—-but-how-many-show-up-video.php#more

    They could take lesson from you, Dennis, in how to fight like a girl…………………