I’m Still In Better Shape Than Albert Haynesworth
But nobody’s offering me a $100 million contract to play football, yet.
Albert Haynesworth performed well Thursday on the first part of his conditioning test but failed to complete the two-part process and did not pass, according to people familiar with the situation.
Haynesworth did so well in the first phase that one team source said he ‘killed it.’ But Haynesworth apparently needed a lavatory break midway through the second part and was unable to complete the test after returning and starting from the beginning.
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100m nose tackle that can’t stay on the field with a wide receiver’s attitude. How much more do you need to know about the Skins the past few years?
But Haynesworth apparently needed a lavatory break midway through the second part
How can you play pro foo’ball if you can’t stay outta the crapper?
Even I am in better shape that Mr. Haynesworth.
I’ll be 65 in December.
Dear Dan Snyder,
Albert’s just not that into you
Haynsworth is a dope, but he was never going to pass Shannahan’s fitness test, no matter how good a shape he was in. This is Shannahan’s way of punishing him.