Albert Haynesworth Is A Stool Sample

11:04 pm EST June 15th, 2010 | Sports | 5 Comments

I already hated this guy, who got a huge contract while barely being in better shape than myself (and frankly I think my fat butt would have been involved in more plays than he was, sitting on his ass sucking oxygen) but now, after dissing Coach Shanahan, he’s demanding a trade. Too late, fatass. I hope they just keep fining him, making him sit there and stew.

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5 Responses to “Albert Haynesworth Is A Stool Sample”

  1. WhoDat says:
    June 16, 2010 at 12:44 am

    A writer who’s great on politics, great on sports, being properly pissed at the right people – I really love that. A smackdown of the proper people is always excellent.

    We called him Fat Albert before he left our team. And yes, he was loved then. But he looked like a hard sell for so much money when he was well known for missing games in every year. He could be a great player then, but there was just no way he deserved that kind of pay with the Skins. That kind of money from a team that deserves great play and he turns into the worst kind of putz – well, in sports, anyway. He’s no Steve King. Small damn favor.

    There’s more whacking him upside the head in this link. And the details. $41 million for one year – and he plays 60% of the time.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/406767-albert-haynesworth-demands-trade-becomes-nfls-biggest-scumbag

  2. BrendaKay says:
    June 16, 2010 at 12:48 am

    Oliver, don’t hold back…

    Tell us how you really feel. :-)

  3. anotherbozo says:
    June 16, 2010 at 8:10 am

    Wow-did you come up with this epithet, Oliver? A “stool sample?” I plan to use that.

  4. KXB says:
    June 16, 2010 at 9:36 am

    Dude, it’ summer. Football is a long way off. Grab a Dos XX and head outside.

  5. bp says:
    June 18, 2010 at 12:55 am

    I say that Albert hasn’t shown to mini camp because he’s ballooned in size.

    I have a way for him to earn his 100 million dollars. Plug that hole in the gulf with his ass. If it works, BP could even show him some more money!