Text Of Health Care Reconciliation Bill

3:02 pm EST March 18th, 2010 | News | 30 Comments

Text of the Reconciliation Act of 2010

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30 Responses to “Text Of Health Care Reconciliation Bill”

  1. fafaroo says:

    OMFG!!!! IT’S 153 PAGES!!!! NO ONE COULD EVER READ IT IN TIME!!!!! DEATH PANELS!!!!!

  2. Jody says:

    I don’t know why it needs 153 pages to say “Obama takes over the gubmint and makes you all give up your guns and get gay married”.

  3. jr says:

    “I’m not going to read it but I will attack it anyway”-Greta Van Susteren

  4. bikelib says:

    Shit, those sneaky fuckin Commies even had the audacity to translate it from the original Russian!

  5. durablend says:

    Don’t forget those abortions he’s going to force on all of us!

  6. Burn says:

    Where’s the part where Obama comes fer mah guns? I done heard that was in that them thar sneaky bill that’s being jammed/rammed/crammed/spammed down our precious bodily orifices?

  7. durablend says:

    SIEG HEIL indeed, MISTER Obama…

  8. Pryme says:

    and not one mention of reparations…what gives?

  9. durablend says:

    You must’ve missed that part where we’ll all be rounded up and sent to FEMA camps for rendering.

  10. william says:

    This glorious piece of thoughtful legislation, written by the nations top healthcare experts, will no doubt lower premiums by 3,000%, give everyone every life saving treatment they want, need, and deserve, reduce the budget deficit, create millions of new jobs, stop those ugly wrinkles, prevent tooth decay, put a chicken in every pot, a car in every garage, and poverty will be banished from this nation!

    All hail our new government overlords!

  11. fafaroo says:

    William’s clearly moved on from straw men to wicker men.

  12. Indeed says:

    Totally, dude. I wanted Single Payer too, but fucking Politics, ya know? Ah well, as previously noted, we have to settle for marginally better. Thanks again for your concern.

  13. william says:

    Gotta pull out all the stops and get this thing passed. I want my pony.

  14. mambochicken23 says:

    william is clearly off his meds.

  15. SaveFarris says:

    It’s william that’s erecting strawmen?!? Take a look at every other single comment on this thread…

  16. fafaroo says:

    Take a look at every other single comment on this thread…

    Really? Conservatives have used the length of the health care reform bill as a point of attack from the beginning:

    WASHINGTON — Republicans are using everything short of forklifts to show Americans that Democratic health care legislation is an unwieldy mountain of paper. They pile it high on desks, hoist it on a shoulder trussed in sturdy rope and tell people it’s longer than “War and Peace,” which it isn’t.

    Although they complain they don’t have time to read all of it, they found the time to tape it together, page by page, so they could roll it up the steps of the Capitol like super-sized toilet paper and show how very long it is.

    Size matters in the health care debate because Republicans have turned the length of the legislation into a symbol: Big, unwieldy bill means big, overreaching government.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/24/ap-gop-spinning-hard-on-h_n_368791.html

  17. william says:

    Government meds baby! Government banks, government cheese, governemnt cars, government housing, government healthcare, government jobs, government handouts are busting out all over! How are we gonna pay for it? Who the fuck cares! It’s Obama money!

  18. fafaroo says:

    But who about this from durablend:

    SIEG HEIL indeed, MISTER Obama…

    Over the top?

    “Obama = Hitler”

    http://wizbangblog.com/content/2010/03/18/obama-hitler.php

  19. fafaroo says:

    And Save, as a true dittohead, don’t tell us you missed Limbaugh referring to health care reform as “reparations.”

    It was a classic.

  20. mambochicken23 says:

    You’re right! It inflates the deficit sooooo much it’s unbelievable! Why, the CBO estimates… oh, wait…

  21. Quaker in a Basement says:

    …and he’s not going to take it anymore! He wants you to get up out of your chairs, go over the window….

  22. durablend says:

    I’m waiting for them to go over the cliff and invoke Satan

  23. Quaker in a Basement says:

    “The Sabbath was created for man, not man for the Sabbath.”

    Jesus said so.

  24. fafaroo says:

    They’ve gone crazy.

  25. william says:

    ….go over to the window…and get me some Obama money and more Obama meds. Woot!

  26. mambochicken23 says:

    Yes, yes, care to address the fact that the CBO estimates that this will reduce the deficit, idiot? Or are you going to continue with your accelerating descent into full-blown Obama Derangement?

  27. justadood says:

    But what does Jesus and his teachings (as quoted in the New Testament) have to do with Modern American Christianity(Christianism)??

    …oh, yeah…..it’s important to give your movement that people see as innocuous….like ‘National Socialism’. Doesn’t have to be accurate–in fact it’s better if it’s not (the irony factor…)

    Even the First Republican President once commented on 2 sides of a fight thinking God was with them…. “…both may be, but one must be wrong. God cannot be for and against the same thing at the same time.” While I would *hope* that God is a good and merciful being, that would want his creatures to do all within their capability to help their fellows, as a Progressive, I’ll try my best without having to call on His assistance, until I’m tapped out and a Miracle is needed. Cons, OTOH…..want to hide behind His ‘skirts’ and throw stones at their opponents…..

    Let them whine, and let them throw…. we *will* help our fellows, despite their opposition, since we couldn’t get it with their assistance.

  28. Duros62 says:

    First of all, remember who started giving away all that cheese? Yeah, Ronald Reagan, that’s right.

    Secondly, William, I take it you have finished reading the whole thing?

    Then shaddap.