Multiple Choice Mitt Romney Strikes Again

3:16 am EST March 11th, 2010 | Republicans | 35 Comments

mitt romneyI’ve now watched this game for Mitt Romney for 8 years and it is still hilarious. When Romney ran for governor of Massachusetts in 2002 he claimed to be pro-choice. Ever since then, as he tried to get national office as a conservative Republican he’s tried to revise history. In 2008 he claimed to be “effectively” pro-life, despite all the video to the contrary. And now he’s claiming he never called himself pro-choice.

As some like the late Sen. Kennedy noted, Mitt Romney’s been on every side of every issue. If by some trick of fate he were to become the Republican nominee in 2012, I would advise President Obama to just send tape of Romney to the debates.

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35 Responses to “Multiple Choice Mitt Romney Strikes Again”

  1. Jaim says:

    Like when Obama wiped the floor with GOP congressmen in an open debate?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/29/transcript-of-president-o_n_442423.html

    Keep trying to convince yourself that Obama isn’t a charismatic speaker. Maybe not quite at a Clinton or Reagan level, but still quite good.

  2. Jaim says:

    I know, right? No way Obama will ever be elected president!

  3. durablend says:

    And if not Romney, that McCain guy just might pull it off yet! Just needs to un-suspend his campaign one more time!

  4. The Dark Avenger says:

    So, Donna, you gonna talk about the subject of the thread, or are you content to mimic Dennis with OT anti-Obama screeds that demonstrate that you must have been dropped on your head at some point in your childhood?

  5. Pryme says:

    Actually, you’ve been bashing Obama, using Romney as some surreal template of political perfection. Try saying something positive about Romney that has nothing to do with Democrats, and maybe you won’t get the replies you’ve been getting.

  6. Raphael says:

    I’m not sure whether Romney ever reversed himself on killing lots of furriners, which is probably the only thing that matters to some parts of his audience.

  7. durablend says:

    He might have, but that’s probably last week (before he changed his mind back again)

  8. inverseliberal says:

    Ain’t that the truth, how about a little consistency in your political life?

    At least the democratic candidate Obama (*cough*Patriot Act) shows a consistent (*cough* Closing Gitmo) philosophic theory (*cough* 9-11 trials in NY) when it comes to his (*cough*no increase in taxes for the middle class) core beliefs (*cough*public option)!

    Phew, gotta go get a Ricola……

  9. Wilbur says:

    …and then you woke up.

  10. Wilbur says:

    My theory is that Dennis got tired of doing all that google searching to find his “look over there” material, so he invented this new persona, “Donna”, who just comes on and posts brainless shit.

  11. Wilbur says:

    Dennis, Donna: D*nn*s> D*nn*. More than coincidence?

    I mean, “Denise” would just be too obvious.

  12. Wilbur says:

    I love it when wingnuts tell me why I should be upset with Obama.

  13. Marco says:

    They’re mad at Obama not for using a teleprompter, but for actually being able to read it. Jealous bunch of bitches.

    Looks like Mitzy is going to run again in 2012. This time it’ll be even funnier.

  14. Marco says:

    You have to give Dennis more credit than that. I mean, c’mon. He tries a lot harder than Donna.

  15. bikelib says:

    Donna: So do you agree with the basic premise of Oliver’s post (Romney is a shameless oportunist)? A simple yes or no, please. If you disagree with the premise, make your case. Otherwise, what’s your point?

  16. Indeed says:

    Is it irresponsible to speculate?

  17. Marco says:

    it is, so by all means, continue.

  18. jr says:

    Mitt has the pre-internet mentality. He doesn’t understand people can watch his old speeches and interviews on youtube

  19. durablend says:

    Sorry jr, all that youtube stuff is just leftist conspiracy to change history and make Republicans look bad and stuff….

  20. Parthenon says:

    Being his campaign manager must be an easy gig – just tell him to say whatever shit he has to to please his current audience.

  21. Paul_D says:

    Lyn Nofziger on Ronald Reagan:
    ” He was tremendous at reading teleprompters. I have come out of speeches where he was reading teleprompters and people said, ‘My goodness, how did he do that? He memorized that speech perfectly.’ The camera was really one of his strong points.”

    Your point being?

  22. Paul_D says:

    Hey look, Romney is a Mormon and has only one wife. That’s a total lack of commitment.

  23. mambochicken23 says:

    Donna, you are too stupid to live. Does your caretaker get tired of feeding you by hand? Because I can’t imagine that you can operate a fork by yourself without losing an eye.

    On topic: Romney is emblematic of everything that everyone, irrespective of political party, should despise. I expect some amount of pandering and inconsistency on issues with my politicians, but Romney raises it to an art form.

    It really is like he doesn’t understand that there was a documented prior reality that he once existed in, and that only the current position he takes is what matters.

  24. mambochicken23 says:

    Oh, Paul, you joker. Everyone knows that Reagan couldn’t read.

  25. Sean D. Martin says:

    Donna: Unlike Obama, Romney can speak WITHOUT a teleprompter and a stacked audience.

    Thank you for mindlessly echoing a wingnut talking point.

    Now, back on the topic at hand, do you agree or disagree with the contention that Romney is trying to claim he never said what he said?

  26. Sean D. Martin says:

    Donna: What was Obama’s before running for President? A street agitator/ ACORN hack and backbencher in Illinois legislature and U.S. Senate.

    Thank you for mindlessly echoing a demonstrably untrue wingnut talking point.

    Now, back on the topic at hand, do you agree or disagree with the contention that Romney is trying to claim he never said what he said?

  27. Sean D. Martin says:

    Donna: I talked about Romney in my posts but others decided to talk about something else.

    Thank you for mindlessly saying something so easily shown to be a lie.

    Now, back on the topic at hand, do you agree or disagree with the contention that Romney is trying to claim he never said what he said?

  28. bikelib says:

    Good luck with that one, Sean. I pose these kinds of yes/no true/false questions to our resident trolls frequently. The crickets are deafening. But they’re very adept at “Hey, look over there!”; and “Oh yeah? Well, some Democrat somewhere at some point in time said or did something similar.” They almost NEVER directly answer what would appear to be straightforward and simple to answer questions. Kinda like my teen-aged son.

  29. Bitter Scribe says:

    What’s kind of depressing about Romney is that, for my money, he’s the smartest and most capable of the plausible GOP candidates. I mean, if Lucifer or someone similarly authoritative came to me and said “The next president will be a Republican, and all you can do is choose which one,” Romney would probably be my choice.

    From this perspective, backtracking on his earlier positions is just a sign of his shrewdness. At least he had enough brains and integrity to take those positions in the first place. Holding to them is probably more than can be expected from anyone in that party, at least anyone who has a hope in hell of winning.

  30. merl says:

    romney is probably the best one out of the bunch of nutjob republicants

  31. Sean D. Martin says:

    Yeah, I know. But I once spent a week or so noting how all of Farris’ links say exactly the opposite of what he claims (yes, I’m taking some credit for the meme) and am pondering the likelihood of getting “Thanks for the mindless talking point” to become everyone’s standard response to Donna.

  32. Indeed says:

    Donna could be:

    1. Dennis by another name
    2. A pathetically shitty wingnut troll
    3. A faux wingnut troll (and not an especially clever one)
    4. Something different

    It doesn’t matter which is true. Donna is insufferable and prolly ought to be ignored.

  33. calling all toasters says:

    Donna– why are you so THIN SKINNED?

  34. Indeed says:

    …and that’s exactly why he’ll never ever ever be the Republican nominee. He’s relatively (!) sensible (in a cyclops in the land o’ the blind kinda way) even when he’s transparently pandering with “double Gitmo” and shit. He’s quoted as believing in Evolution (whoops!), for example. Plus there’s the Underwear Problem.

  35. Jaim says:

    And he’s hopelessly screwed because a) he’s on video saying he’s pro-choice and b) he wears magic underwear, i.e., he’s a Mormon.

    The GOP nomination process for 2012 is going to be high comedy.