Colbert On Glenn Beck’s Survival Seeds Advertiser

10:00 am EST March 11th, 2010 | Conservative | 9 Comments

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9 Responses to “Colbert On Glenn Beck’s Survival Seeds Advertiser”

  1. inverseliberal says:

    Those nutty teabagger republicans! What kind of a whack job would plan for the future like that?

    Doomsday Seed Bank

  2. your blog’s description line is brilliant, thank you

  3. Cargo says:

    Better not tell the Becknuts that agribusinesses like Monsanto and ADM genetically engineer seeds to be non-reproducible unless purchased annually from those corporations – because their heads will explode if they realize it’s not Obama’s fault. B-but corporations never do anything bad, the free market will regulate them perfectly!

    Non-hybrid seeds are uncomfortably close to organic farming, which is only done by liberals, so they can’t have them. They should be good red-state conservative libertarians and use the GMO seeds that Monsanto says are just fine – and you can trust Monsanto, because again, corporations never do anything bad.

  4. Marco says:

    Obviously Beck and fellow wingnuts aren’t fueling paranoia among the teabagging masses.

  5. jr says:

    I’m shocked Beck has an advertiser with an F rating by the Better Business Bureau

  6. Quaker in a Basement says:

    Wanna buy some magic beans?

  7. justadood says:

    who knows? it may just lead to the goose that lays golden eggs!!!

    Worked for Jack!!

  8. El Cid says:

    Can you get a deal on some colloidal silver while you’re stocking up your survival shelter?

  9. calling all toasters says:

    Hybrid seeds are a result of miscegenation (by scientists!) that is an affront to God, who made all the species and races separate and inviolate.